The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[JoelInOneProTour]

WHY IS ABBY SO FUCKING FRAIL, SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR, HOW FUCKING LONG DID IT TAKE ELLIE TO FIND ABBY?????

 

[Ruin]

The short hair thing is them just begging people to misgender abby.

 

[Gehenna]

Why would you keep people alive like this after the end of the world, if they have been up there "for a while" like Randy Savage said they had to have been given food and water.

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE RESOURCES LIKE THAT?

Probably runs on the gulag system, just enough food to keep them alive and working until it doesn't. Minimal resources in for maximum labour before death,

 

[Salubrious]

WHY IS ABBY SO FUCKING FRAIL, SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR, HOW FUCKING LONG DID IT TAKE ELLIE TO FIND ABBY?????

That one fat guy Ellie killed said 2 weeks.

I don't know when they tried to escape, but they were captured 2 weeks ago.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Probably runs on the gulag system, just enough food to keep them alive and working until it doesn't. Minimal resources in for maximum labour before death,

but they weren't working, they were just strung up on a pole.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Why would you keep people alive like this after the end of the world, if they have been up there "for a while" like Randy Savage said they had to have been given food and water.

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE RESOURCES LIKE THAT?

By the way, being crucified is EXTREMELY exhausting. Because that's how it kills you. It would literally be impossible for Abby to do this.

AND ELLIE JUST REMEMBERS THAT. FUCKING LOL.

 

[Gehenna]

I feel sorry for this guy... he has no idea the sheer level of blue balls he will experience.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

Why would you keep people alive like this after the end of the world, if they have been up there "for a while" like Randy Savage said they had to have been given food and water.

WHY WOULD YOU WASTE RESOURCES LIKE THAT?

No, crucifixion can take several days to kill someone. You don't give them food or water, you just wait until either they're too weak to push themselves up to breathe, or until they die of dehydration/starvation/exposure.

 

[cockle]

Oh thank god it's nearly over

im so sick of this game, it's so shit

 

[Hee]

To an audience of 55 thousand, they will all get blue-balls'd live. This is true art.

 

[Gehenna]

See, NOW Abby looks just like a butch girl. Had she looked like THIS the entire time, i'd have less issues with her as a whole. Still a hit character, but not a shitty LOOKING one.

 

[Salubrious]

It's time for Ellie to use a knife and heroicly right an unarmed Abby that's been strung up for several days.

 

[Rotollo]

To an audience of 55 thousand, they will all get blue-balls'd live. This is true art.

theme of the blue ball surprise

 

[Ruin]

Abby "Leave Lev alone he's not part of this"

Oh so your loved ones are off limits?

 

[Secret Asshole]

How is this even possible. Abby lost like 40-50 pounds. She should barely be able to move.

Abby "Leave Lev alone he's not part of this"

Oh so your loved ones are off limits?

Its ok when Abby kills all your friends.

 

[JoelInOneProTour]

I'm fairly certain that holocaust survivor Abby is just Moccaped Laura Bailey

How is this even possible. Abby lost like 40-50 pounds. She should barely be able to move.

Shes a strong women dont you get it?

 

[Gehenna]

How is this even possible. Abby lost like 40-50 pounds. She should barely be able to move.

Ellie is about equally weakened from bloodloss? Least, thats the suspension of disbelief required.

 

[Neil]

I'm confused why you're on KF if you don't want the most chaotic thing possible to happen at any given time. The Last of Us 3: Abby Boogaloo would be hilarious because even if TLOU2 sells well, it will be from the good will established from the previous game. But as of now the property is radioactive and a third game would genuinely flop.

Fair enough, the nuclear fallout would be funny from a TLOU3, especially if it has development hell as bad as this one's does.

 

[Salubrious]

How is this even possible. Abby lost like 40-50 pounds. She should barely be able to move.

I almost feel like this is her original character model and it got changed to the She-Hulk mid-development.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

How is this even possible. Abby lost like 40-50 pounds. She should barely be able to move.



Its ok when Abby kills all your friends.

We left Science behind when Dude got his head blown open and lived.