The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

That's one of the many, many head scratching things about this game is the cordyceps zombies seem to be barely a factor at all, instead most of your time seems to be spent going against other human survivors.

It's such a terrible waste too because it was one of the more unique and interesting takes on the zombie motif.

The best part of that? Remember how Joel's decision was going to doom to the world to the mushroom zombie hordes? It just confirms that Joel made the right decision after all.

 

[Confused Doggo]

I might be mad they made Tifa's tits smaller though.

I continue to believe that she just has a REALLY good sports bra on.
...I have to believe that.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

I continue to believe that she just has a REALLY good sports bra on.
...I have to believe that.

See, I was a bit pissed about that at first too, but after watching streamers play the remake, I reconsidered. Take in Tifa as a whole, instead of just an anime titty monster. I didn't mind once I saw the rest of her.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I continue to believe that she just has a REALLY good sports bra on.
...I have to believe that.

They may or may not be smaller than the original Tifa's but they're still very large compared to most female characters in AAA games these days, I was honestly not expecting them to make Tifa's breasts as big as they are in the remake at all.

So I'm pleased.

 

[D.Va]

so why didn't he use lube? has Druckmann never done anal before? I bet he tried to hit up Laura Bailey after the mocap shoot with a cheesy pick-up line about "doing it for real this time" and got friendzoned again

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

so why didn't he use lube? has Druckmann never done anal before? I bet he tried to hit up Laura Bailey after the mocap shoot with a cheesy pick-up line about "doing it for real this time" and got friendzoned again

Druckmann is too self absorbed to notice that lube is applied before he gets pegged.

 

[Confused Doggo]

See, I was a bit pissed about that at first too, but after watching streamers play the remake, I reconsidered. Take in Tifa as a whole, instead of just an anime titty monster. I didn't mind once I saw the rest of her.

They may or may not be smaller than the original Tifa's but they're still very large compared to most female characters in AAA games these days, I was honestly not expecting them to make Tifa's breasts as big as they are in the remake at all.

So I'm pleased.

Oh believe me, I do like her Remake look (love the abs). I just don't like that the reason that they downsized her was to appeal to the SJW's.
I mean, if they said that they don't want to deal with the jiggle physics that they would need to program instead, I would DEFINITELY understand.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

Oh believe me, I do like her Remake look (liking the abs). I just don't like that the reason that they downsized her was to appeal to the SJW's.
I mean, if they said that they don't want to deal with the jiggle physics that they would need to program instead, I would DEFINITELY understand.

I think it's more of a sleight-of-hand, like not giving Cidney jiggle physics in FFXV. Think about it, the SJW hordes then get focused so much on the tits, which they hate, they mostly miss the rest of the character design.

I will miss that ending Lifestream scene where Cloud helps Tifa up and it's just her huge boobs.

 

[AnOminous]

I used to be very confused about this, not having seen anything particularly unrealistic about past female designs.

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Now I realize it's because the people saying it live in small tiddy fatty land and I'm a Scandinavian übermench.

Number one is actually Mexico and they passed us years ago but WHO is not exactly reliable.

 

[Homer Simpson]

bitch I wish Sony was giving me money I'd suck some dick for rent rn

I got money and a dick. We gonna make this happen, or do I need to pay someone else?

 

[AnOminous]

The best part of that? Remember how Joel's decision was going to doom to the world to the mushroom zombie hordes? It just confirms that Joel made the right decision after all.

That whole premise was moronic. If there were some humans immune to an otherwise species-ending plague, killing them would be utterly insane. The non-immune would be basically evolutionary chaff, and sacrificing all of them to save even the few immune ones would be a more sensible choice than killing even one of them to save the unfit.

 

[MeltyTW]

Hmm... Sounds familiar...
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On the topic of big ol' tiddies. I like big ol' tiddies just as much as anyone else. But at this point, the SJWs have removed so many big tits from games that large-breasted women are now a minority. I think they've earned their place as a diversity quota and must be represented in games or else Sony's going to get a Karen call.

I feel bad for women with naturally large breasts. Being objectified is one thing, sure, but then SJWs--who pretend like they're protecting those who cannot protect themselves--told them their existence was a disgusting caricature and should be actively condemned and removed from media entirely. I would be so offended by all that if my tits were a few cups bigger.

I might be mad they made Tifa's tits smaller though.

whats funny is from a quick glance at a search it seems like theres at least some feminists who really are worried about big breast representation, i for one look forward to when the pressing feminist issue of our time is having more breasts in gaming.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

breasts are some of the most wonderful things on Earth, they are beautiful and literally life giving things, how many babies throughout human history have they nourished who would otherwise have starved if not for breasts?

If women hadn't been treatened as second class humans because of their biology for thousands of years we wouldn't be at this point.

Of course I don't agree with turning women into hulking man-ogres but this shit didn't appear out of nowhere. It wasn't sjw who started demonizing the female body.

 

[mushroom]

So I know someone else has already asked this, but are there really hardly any of the dumb zombies in this game? Like, honestly, how can people even defend this game at all besides the graphics (which even that is being too generous to point out)? What does it have to offer gameplay wise? How does it continue the "story" (ugh) from the last game besides fairly mundane things like Abby wanting revenge for some no name guy Joel killed? And most importantly how is this even some kind of survival horror series anymore? Like wth. You'd think that a game like this should have been the 3rd installment in the series if say you wanted the series to end things an extraordinarily bleak way. That is to say, humanity, not zombies were the real threat to humanity, but no. You just give this extraordinarily boring meandering circle jerk with some woke current year jibberish. Hek some of the things that were supposedly advertised in this game from what I saw,wasn't even in the game. And people somehow still defend this...

Regarding the lack of zombies - you've got groups from the city Joel and Ellie live in going out specifically to kill any zombies in the area on a regular basis, other cities are probably acting similarly plus ~25 years after the initial outbreak it makes sense that the zombies are running out of readily available sustenance - a lot of them also froze to death so I wasn’t really surprised at the lack of zombies - it would've probably been weirder if they'd somehow been able to keep their numbers up under those circumstances. The lack of zombies would've been fine by me if the focus had remained with the characters we've grown to love since the story itself was never that interesting to begin with if not for the interactions between Joel and Ellie.
His death was just disappointing and I found myself not blaming MA'AM Abby or any other in-game circumstances but the creators, so there definitely was lack of immersion. If they’d managed to make me get angry at Abby instead... well. I guess that would’ve been something at least.

 

[Übertroon]

Does the game seem buggier than Last of Us 1 to anyone else? I've seen streamers experience several jarring bugs while playing, while I can't remember a moment where the original game broke

 

[Icasaracht]

The resemblance is uncanny!

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

See, I was a bit pissed about that at first too, but after watching streamers play the remake, I reconsidered. Take in Tifa as a whole, instead of just an anime titty monster. I didn't mind once I saw the rest of her.

And her boobs dont jiggle. She got nerfed.
Nothing like whats going on in western games though.

Someone made bot comments. Are those tweets achived?

 

[Maamtis]

Watching Pewdiepie's stream. It's glorious. You can hear his enthusiasm draining as he plays through the game. I lost it when he came out with "Imagine these graphics but for a different game."

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

it's funny watching robingaming play through this. he likes it at first, and thinks all the complaints about the game were valid, but heavily exaggerated. but as the game wears on his opinion gradually gets worse until he realizes the story is exactly as bad as he heard it was (still likes the gameplay apparently). his growing apprehension as he approaches the abby sex scene is priceless.

he knows it's coming because he got spoiled on it, but it doesn't help.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

And her boobs dont jiggle. She got nerfed.
Nothing like whats going on in western games though.

Really good sports bra. Also Tifa's official measurements are 37-24-35 and given Japanese Autism, her model probably is that exactly.

I'm not saying I'm thrilled with the changes, I just think it's slight-of-hand on Square's part. It gets the SJWs off their back while still making the character fit the official numbers, which is a fit girl with an hourglass figure that should have made the SJW turn into a frothing horde of screeching madmen.

But yeah, western games have gone full retard in embracing ugly. I assume it's because SJW women and Trannies can't convincing pass as attracive, so all real women have to be portrayed as ugly.