Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

It ain't much...but...

View attachment 1391893

It somehow looks WORSE than his previous explosion.

 

[boxybum]

Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.



Edit:

Oh dear lord. He is using so much meat...4 bowls of meat filled to the brim and 2 trays of bacon. He literally admits to using meat as a 'glue' to keep the other meat together. This is really upsetting; no way he can claim he leans keto after this

Bacon is already extremely salty but he is dumping enormous amounts of seasoning in those meats, not even bothering to measure them. This cannot possibly taste good.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

This cannot possibly taste good.

Which is exactly why I'm sure Jack would think it tastes fucking incredible.

 

[salmonellajack]

Sage - Italian sausage
Thyme
Rosemary
Oregano
Basil - Italian seasoning

Paprika - chorizo
Red pepper
black pepper - Slap yo mama

Onion powder
Garlic powder
Salt - Best gourmet seasoning

Sugar
Vinegar - barbeque sauce.

Smoke from pulled pork then smoked again

I counted at least 14 prominent flavours that will shine through that salty greasy mess.

It must taste like shit. A horrendously over seasoned and over flavoured combintion. No finesse, no attempt at marrying 2 or 3 flavours or seasonings together. Just dumped everything he could find into a bowl of meat.

Despicable lack of respect for food and how they should taste. His tastebuds must be gone.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

He says that chorizo is like al pastor, then immediately says he doesn't know the difference between them. He has obviously eaten both, how does he not know the difference? Does he just not fucking learn from his own experiences or is this some health/stroke induced brain damage? Maybe both.

And why the fuck do you put italian seasoning on italian sausage? Is this because his palate is so dull that he cant taste the italian seasoning thats already there? That would make some kind of logical sense, so i doubt its the reason. The fact that he puts cajun seasoning on chorizo confirms this. How can you not know what italian sausage and chorizo are when you have a cooking show? Or even if you are just a home cook with experience using and eating these things?

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

He says that chorizo is like al pastor, then immediately says he doesn't know the difference between them. He has obviously eaten both, how does he not know the difference? Does he just not fucking learn from his own experiences or is this some health/stroke induced brain damage? Maybe both.

And why the fuck do you put italian seasoning on italian sausage? Is this because his palate is so dull that he cant taste the italian seasoning thats already there? That would make some kind of logical sense, so i doubt its the reason. The fact that he puts cajun seasoning on chorizo confirms this. How can you not know what italian sausage and chorizo are when you have a cooking show? Or even if you are just a home cook with experience using and eating these things?

His taste buds are most likely fried, and that explains a lot of his 'cooking'.

I feel sorry for Jack Jr. because he grew up eating slop and it's difficult to change the taste you acquired growing up, which is why a lot of people are addicted to salty, sugary and fatty foods: it's what they've been fed from birth.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Jack's recent livestream. No idea why it's in two parts yet.

This fucker will NOT CEASE about masks; this entire livestream's purpose seems to be to justify Jack's hatred of masks during COVID. I'm starting to think this obsession of his is a symptom of some sort of neurological disease.

Edit:
He admits that since his local barber shop required him to wear a mask, Jack threw a hissy fit, drove to another town, and got his hair cut at a barber where masks were not required. What a fucking baby

 

[The Last Stand]

On his livestream today, he said his son hangs out with blacks and his best friend is colored. GTFOH, this fat fuck.

The "I'm not racist, I have Black friends" card. Of course, Jack.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

since his local barber shop required him to wear a mask, Jack threw a hissy fit, drove to another town, and got his hair cut at a barber where masks were not required

What a child.

 

[Aaway]

jack's mask live chat was full of technical issues today because he's a dumbshit boomer


jack again tells the story about how he went to get a haircut and was told he had to wear a mask. "its your choice....but don't make me do it, don't cut my oxygen flow by half and tell me it works when its not truly working."

"i respect the mask." no you don't fatty

jack tells another story about how he went to a store and was told he had to wear a mask, so he ended up driving to another county to a store which didn't require them

jack gets very triggered that his beloved movie theaters will require you to wear masks. "how are you supposed to eat your popcorn and drink your drink? how are you supposed to breathe while watching the movie?"

"tammy and i sit in the handicap seats" lol

"do what you want to do...but don't tell me what to do, its my freedom of choice." MUH FREEDOMS! mandatory masks are ruining poor jack's life

jack blames his computer for not being able to change from "wifi to wire"

"im not trying to spread the virus." well there's a few ways to lower your chances of spreading it.....

jack compares masks to claustrophobia. "they shove a mask over your face and you struggle to breathe..."i've never heard anyone say a mask is comfortable."

jack says he's claustrophobic because his brother locked him in a hamper when he was kid so from now on he's going to use that as an excuse to not wear a mask

jack and his old racist buddy paul are going to new orleans in september for a cajun food wars

"i'm not worried of dying anymore." ya think?

someone asks jack if black lives matter. "everybody matters."

"my son gets along with mexicans, loves mexicans, hangouts with mexicans....they're like blood brothers. and my other son hangouts with blacks...his best friend was colored" oh come on

jack accuses his audience of trying to bait him

"i used to DJ at an all black club." see everyone! i'm not racist!

jack doesn't play games online because "all gamers are jerks...they're hateful"

jack's death row meal would either be italian food or a ribeye with a fully loaded baked potato

jack says he wrote to alton brown to tell him that his channel was dying because he became a gameshow host

someone says jack shouldn't talk about keto because he doesn't know anything about it and this predictably triggers jack, who goes on to claim he's done tons of research on keto

jack on jack jr's music.."he writes better than he sings"

jack refers to the people he's banned as "the boys club." "once you're in the boys club, i never see you on youtube again"

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

its your choice....but don't make me do it, don't cut my oxygen flow by half and tell me it works when its not truly working

WTF???

The mask doesn't "cut" the oxygen flow.

This type of stuff pisses me of when I think people like this are legally allowed to vote.

 

[mil0]

think part two is worth a watch, jack getting trolled to shit. it's also most viewers i think a jacks ever had on stream at one time so he entertains the most retarded ideas. solid


example: jack entertains eating monkey brains @ 24:46

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Jack's recent livestream. No idea why it's in two parts yet.

This fucker will NOT CEASE about masks; this entire livestream's purpose seems to be to justify Jack's hatred of masks during COVID. I'm starting to think this obsession of his is a symptom of some sort of neurological disease.

Edit:
He admits that since his local barber shop required him to wear a mask, Jack threw a hissy fit, drove to another town, and got his hair cut at a barber where masks were not required. What a fucking baby

Jack's slogans:

- Respect the mask
- Respect the no mask

LEARN!!!

 

[Mister Qwerty]

He's going to stick his tongue out, deep throat it, unhinge his jaw like a snake, and swallow it all in one Wendigo sized bite.

Is that the reason Jack doesn't want to wear a mask? It's the only fleshy muscular organ of his that gets any exercise and it wants to get hold of food unimpeded?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Jack's recent livestream. No idea why it's in two parts yet.

This fucker will NOT CEASE about masks; this entire livestream's purpose seems to be to justify Jack's hatred of masks during COVID. I'm starting to think this obsession of his is a symptom of some sort of neurological disease.

Edit:
He admits that since his local barber shop required him to wear a mask, Jack threw a hissy fit, drove to another town, and got his hair cut at a barber where masks were not required. What a fucking baby

He probably hates wearing masks because his fat body has restricted his lungs significantly and can’t breathe for shit.

 

[Adamska]

If he simply said "I don't like wearing masks because it's hot as balls out there and I wear glasses", it would have been reasonable. It's why I fucking hate wearing them (I still do if I am going to a place with a load of people tho). But nahh, he just chimps out because he wants special treatment.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

jack on jack jr's music.."he writes better than he sings"

For anyone that also follows Russell Greer and his antics, this happened:

 

[Guntanator]

For anyone that also follows Russell Greer and his antics, this happened:

View attachment 1392502

oh my god. He will pretend to know who Russ is just to be agreeable or seem "with the times".

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He should do what Bob Dole does and hold something in his dead hand to make it look less creepy and dead. Bob Dole always held a pen in his hand because he was a lawmaker and lawmakers write laws. Jack should hold a giant dildo in his dead hand because he is such a thin skinned faggot.

The big difference is that Bob Dole was serving with the 10th Mountain in Italy during WW2 and was badly shot up by a German MG42 and he surely did everything to avoid that.
Jack on the contrary did everything to get his two strokes and the resulting dead arm. At least I see a major difference in that.

TL;DR: Dole served his country and Jack does only serve himself, as in huge portions of food that is.

This dude REALLY hates masks.

I think the sole reason why that fat fuck hates masks is the fact that he already has problems breathing and with a mask strapped on his fodder hatch he most likely would suffocate.

When the coof first hit the US, Jack and Boogie were my 1st Team All Stars for dropping from it. Their resistance astounds me to no end.

The chance that Boogie gets the Winnie the pooh cough is near zero, I mean to catch the cough you have to leave your house at least once a year.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack hates masks because it covers his mouth and is not food. Doing this greatly confuses the Wendigo, since all things near mouth must be considered food. When Wendigo is confused, it lashes out against the world.