Anti Cows

[Karl der Grosse]

Reviewbrah. Dude is just so completely wholesome and inoffensive. He just does his weird thing and wears his weird suits and reviews fast food and completely ignores haters.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Internet Historian and the Down the Rabbit Hole guy. They both seem like comfortable, well adjusted people and I know absolutely nothing else about them which is awesome.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

The proper requirements for "anti-cow" should really be someone who is as wholesome/more wholesome than they publicly appear while, preferably, having their entire past from beginning to present being either dug up or already out in the open. Assumptions are too easy to make.
It's only fair since lolcows are batshit crazy publicly and/or privately.

 

[Baguette Child]

Jeff Bezos,

Dude, Jeff Bezos is a sketchy businessman who borderline abuses his entire workforce. His reputation is hardly spotless; You might as well have listed Mark Zuckerberg at that rate.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

James is not exactly an AntiCow hes more of an internet relic, and his biggest controversy was his shitty movie. Now hes just an old washed out formula that hes getting too old for and hes surrounded by annoying neckbeards and Mike.

Not to mention his dated format is what birthed tons of Lolcows. You wouldnt have Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Linkara ect if James didnt scream shit and ass at old Nintendo Games.

It's not exactly his fault so many people imitated his schtick in awful ways. And even though his quality has indeed dipped, he still could be a hell of a lot worse. I'll still stick by my boy James.

Mike Stoklasa seems to qualify, I can't think of anything he has said or done that invokes ire. Jay Bauman seems to have a good head on his shoulders too.

Unfortunately Dick the Birthday Boy, AIDS-Moby and the Wizard drag them down.

What exactly has Rich Evans done that is cow-worthy? Def agree on the rest though.

I'll second Steve1989MREInfo and Reviewbrah. I'll also add Ian McCollum of ForgottenWeapons to that list. He is a masterclass of how to stay apolitical and drama-free over very charged subjects. Maybe Count Dankula too. Yeah, he definitely associates with some bonafide lolcows (like Sargon) but he's just so lovable and charismatic that I can't help but love him. His CWC interview made me admire him much more.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Gary Busey.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Dude, Jeff Bezos is a sketchy businessman who borderline abuses his entire workforce. His reputation is hardly spotless; You might as well have listed Mark Zuckerberg at that rate.

maybe Bezos wasn't the best guy but that list got the point across well enough. I don't know everything that every billionaire did, Bezos could be a massive pedo for all we know

 

[Personal Jesus]

SomeOrdinaryGamers (Mudahar)

 

[Meat Pickle]

It may be debatable, but I feel Cr1tikal can be considered one. Early in his career he donates all of his revenue to profit and he has great relations with his friends and family.

Calvin Leafy, "Leafyishere"
He is the meta.

Leafy straight-up has a lolcow page.

 

[{o}P II]

I know he's passed away, but Mr. Rogers is practically the ultimate anti-cow.

The dude was nothing but wholesome, loving and treated kids as respectably as he did adults both on tv and in real life. That, and I know that badmouthing him on 4chan will get you crucified.

If you've managed to get a site like 4chan on your side through sheer niceness, then I'd say you've become the very antithesis of what a lolcow is.

If non-internet people can play then We can include:
Bob Ross
Jim Henson

Two wholesome players.

Every autistic faggot that uses phrases like "Wholesome" belongs on a cross

 

[Pee Cola]

the Down the Rabbit Hole guy

Fredrik Knudsen? Yep, that was my first thought too.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Samy Kamkar

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Probably Wavywebsurf. He used to try to do drama content a few years ago but it backfired, so he quietly rebranded into doing informative mini documentaries about early memes, e-celebs, and viral videos. People joke that he's the white Justin Whang:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg4vDcovXPJTcTcYxQ9iCrw

 

[Pukebucket]

Fredrik Knudsen? Yep, that was my first thought too.

Frederik Knudsen and Internet Historian are alright. I personally qualify an anti-cow as anyone who manages to be a public figure online but doesn't generate their own personal controversies in order to keep an audience invested in what they're making. Documenting controversies done by others is fine as long as you can keep it entertaining, but creating problems through personal incompetence or an inability to not stick your dick into things it shouldn't be stuck into are another story entirely.

 

[Pee Cola]

Frederik Knudsen and Internet Historian are alright. I personally qualify an anti-cow as anyone who manages to be a public figure online but doesn't generate their own personal controversies in order to keep an audience invested in what they're making. Documenting controversies done by others is fine as long as you can keep it entertaining, but creating problems through personal incompetence or an inability to not stick your dick into things it shouldn't be stuck into are another story entirely.

I was thinking along the lines of people that observe cows but don't cross the line and actually become a cow themselves. Where this gets blurry is when a cow observer LARPs in a cow-infested subculture, as this is clearly a high risk endeavour for the observer involved. Stepping away from YouTube for a moment, the most obvious example here is Louis Theroux, who - in my opinion - is not a cow.

 

[soy_king]

Turkey Tom seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders, especially when you consider that he's a 16 year old kid. I was an absolute spaz at that age, and definitely couldn't create interesting content monitoring lolcows. Also, this may be a very low bar, but he did manage to absolutely destroy NoBS in an ad hoc internet debate when he was 14.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Turkey Tom seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders, especially when you consider that he's a 16 year old kid. I was an absolute spaz at that age, and definitely couldn't create interesting content monitoring lolcows. Also, this may be a very low bar, but he did manage to absolutely destroy NoBS in an ad hoc internet debate when he was 14.

Turkey Tom sorta redeemed himself in the past year or so when he did videos very similar to TheRightOpinion. He started off doing 2nd-rate drama videos which were poorly made and spastic, and he got into a bunch of spats with people like Quinton. I subscribed to him last summer...I wouldn't say he's an anti-cow, but he's been improving a lot from his early cringy shit. He actually reminds me a lot of Gokanaru, except more chaotic.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

I've always liked everything Justin Whang does apart from his YouTube videos. It's like he should be making something funnier than his behind-the-meme tier content.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

Every autistic faggot that uses phrases like "Wholesome" belongs on a cross

You first, reddit user.

Calvin Leafy, "Leafyishere"
He is the meta.
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Talk about petty revenge for something that happened two years ago.
Leafy is a joke and his content was never good to begin with.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Janusz "Mild pedophilia awakes feminity" Korwin Mikke

dude, JKM is prime politcow