Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia, do you have a college degree? Where are you currently staying?

I have no college degree. And I am living by myself. Why would you want to know where I am currently staying?

 

[The Last Stand]

I have no college degree. And I am living by myself. Why would you want to know where I am currently staying?

I assumed you lived with your parents. All your money goes to this "passion project" AFAIK.

 

[Deadpool]

Cynthia, do you have a college degree? Where are you currently staying?

Lmao bitch doesn't even have a highschool diploma. She dropped out in the 9th grade.

 

[The Last Stand]

35 years old.

Can't drive, can't manage money, has a middle school education, was scammed TWICE, leeches off anybody close to her, has an unhealthy obsession with an obscure character from a popular franchise, can't take criticism, judges people unfairly...

Did I get that right?

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

How could I have possibly made it worse? I don't see how I did,

There are three versions of the Wogglebug. There's Baum's version which is critical of intellectual elitism. There's the kiwifarms version which is 50ft tall, shoots fire and is probably racist. And then there's your version, which is a bland and uncreative children's character. It's like Face from the old Nick Jr.

The real question should be "how have I possibly made this better?"

 

[The Last Stand]

And then there's your version, which is a bland and uncreative children's character. It's like Face from the old Nick Jr.

And he's a pedophile too.

There's the kiwifarms version which is 50ft tall, shoots fire and is probably racist.

"Probably."

I think making her own character would've worked better.

 

[WogglebugLover]

For the record I always loved the Face from the old Nick Jr.

My heart is too set on building a fandom for Mr. Wogglebug now to turn to making my own character.

And how do you think I should make him better? And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

For the record I always loved the Face from the old Nick Jr.

My heart is too set on building a fandom for Mr. Wogglebug now to turn to making my own character.

And how do you think I should make him better? And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

You’d instantly improve him 100000% by making him anything other than the fucking Wogglebug.

 

[The Last Stand]

And how do you think I should make him better?

Don't have an anamorphic bug in peculiar positions with CHILDREN.

And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

It'd be the next Godzilla. If you don't like Uzis, use Desert Eagles.

 

[XYZpdq]

For the record I always loved the Face from the old Nick Jr.

My heart is too set on building a fandom for Mr. Wogglebug now to turn to making my own character.

And how do you think I should make him better? And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

maybe fifty-one feet tall?
but seriously try messing around with that plush toy like a puppet
have you ever seen some of the Puppet Strong Bad stuff?
You'll face some technical hurdles giving him a voice (unless you did it yourself) if he's a puppet but it would allow for a lot more wiggle room for things being more low-budget for the visuals
Dunno how you'd retro-fit it to be a rod puppet but if people liked Soupy Sales or The Bots from MST3K then clearly technical skill isn't too necessary for puppets to appeal compared to how CG animation can be held to some pretty high standards.

 

[Deadpool]

For the record I always loved the Face from the old Nick Jr.

Why am I not surprised. You're definitely in the top 10 biggest (actual) autists we discuss on this site.

My heart is too set on building a fandom for Mr. Wogglebug now to turn to making my own characte

You'll fail either way. You may as well keep failing at what your already doing.

And how do you think I should make him better? And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

"How can I make this character better without doing the any of the things that'll actually make him better?"

maybe fifty-one feet tall?
but seriously try messing around with that plush toy like a puppet
have you ever seen some of the Puppet Strong Bad stuff?
You'll face some technical hurdles giving him a voice (unless you did it yourself) if he's a puppet but it would allow for a lot more wiggle room for things being more low-budget for the visuals
Dunno how you'd retro-fit it to be a rod puppet but if people liked Soupy Sales or The Bots from MST3K then clearly technical skill isn't too necessary for puppets to appeal compared to how CG animation can be held to some pretty high standards.

Giving her actual advice is a waste of time. She's just going to ignore it

 

[XYZpdq]

Giving her actual advice is a waste of time. She's just going to ignore it

I'm just a crazy contrarian sort of fellow sometimes.

 

[drain]

And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

That's why nobody will consume your shit.

 

[AnOminous]

How could I have possibly made it worse?

That's what we all wonder.

 

[Kosher Dill]

There's the kiwifarms version which is 50ft tall, shoots fire and is probably racist.

It's true, our Wogglebug would never make bedroom eyes at a screaming Frank Wu-esque Chinaman in a dress like Baum's original did.

 

[WogglebugLover]

It's true, our Wogglebug would never make bedroom eyes at a screaming Frank Wu-esque Chinaman in a dress like Baum's original did.

And neither would mine.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

It's true, our Wogglebug would never make bedroom eyes at a screaming Frank Wu-esque Chinaman in a dress like Baum's original did.

Nor act like a pompous ass because he's got a college degree and is an """intellectual""" like someone we all know (minus the college degree part). Our Wogglebug is a thousand times more badass and lovable.

 

[Kosher Dill]

And neither would mine.

Based and redpilled.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

And neither would mine.

That’s because yours is a bottom and it’s hard to make eye contact when one is bent over and taking it.

 

[Ido]

My heart is too set on building a fandom for Mr. Wogglebug now to turn to making my own character.

And how do you think I should make him better? And I don't mean to include being 50 ft tall, fire-breathing, and, or uzi wielding.

Er.... just make him a "new character" with a "new name" and say wogglebug gave you the inspiration? You know it's meant to be wogglebug, we know it's meant be wogglebug, but people wont look that deep and it's less weird to use your own "character" than creepily latching on to an Oz one. You dont even want it to take place in Oz, literally just pay someone $10 to edit the design slightly (make less repulsive and horrifying in a 2d format), name him bugglewug and there: original character. Like, you can make bugs tolerable for kids, I remember watching Growing up Creepie and The Buzz on Maggie and as a kid and I hated even looking at pictures of bugs, yet was able to watch those, because they were 'cute'.

I mean, obviously this is a shit idea and you wouldn't use it anyways but distancing yourself from woggle, even a small amount like the name, would be beneficial imo.