Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[DCMediaSped]

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That billboard would convince me to never wear a single thing produced by Calvin Klein, not that i did anyway. But I wouldn't even buy it off the bargain rack at tj maxx.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

That billboard would convince me to never wear a single thing produced by Calvin Klein, not that i did anyway. But I wouldn't even buy it off the bargain rack at tj maxx.

I ordered some CK end of season dresses to wear this fall two months ago, but I won't buy anything from now on.
I'm just so TIRED of this sort of thing being forced on me.
I don't care what sex a person is, but the constant pandering is getting on my last nerve.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Of course tess glomps on to mostly passing, decent looking trannies. Unfortunately most trannies look like Kevin of the crotch rot, Ronan Orgre, and Yaniv. Do you have lurve for those "trans sisters" as well?

Shes gonna troon out Bowie. Shes running out of clout, so time to tap the kiddo who is too young to understand her bullshit

Luckily for Bowie, being a Munchie mum like Jazz's mother takes a lot of effort, dedication and commitment, so I can't see Tess making more than a half hearted effort in buying some cute pink things for Bowie and taking some shots for Instagram tagged #transchild #nonbinary #4evaally before falling into a beetus coma. For once Tess's disinterest in her own children is a good thing.

 

[shitavious jenkems]

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An obese tranny Calvin Klein underwear model. 2020 really has reached Clown World levels which shouldn't even be possible!

 

[Water-T]

LOL. At least when Angel got a supermodel career on POSE, she had the look and figure of a model and could pass as a cis woman. That billboard looks like they dug up Shamu's corpse and put a tank top on it.

 

[melty]

I like that Calvin Klein choose to do this at a time when people aren't going outside and looking at billboards.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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Weren’t there prettier ones? That looks like Tess in blackface.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Weren’t there prettier ones? That looks like Tess in blackface.

There probably are, but maybe CK just needed to save money, so they hired someone that’s mostly unknown.

Sorry for the double post.

 

[melty]

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up Tess

 

[Water-T]

We get it, Tess. You want forgiveness for stereotyping all black dudes being into fat white bitches like you.

Sorry to tell you, but no amount of prostration is going to absolve you of the "sin" of being white.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

This is all so transparent, like a pair of Flabletics yoga pants stretched too thin over a ham hock of a leg. Tess’ only role was a morbidly obese white woman to parade as a token diverse “model.” Now Calvin Klein and others will replace her with fat black and brown trannies. Tess knows this, which is why she’s acting extra woke in hopes that she won’t be left behind. Except she will be left behind. It’s unlikely this Jari Jones knows Tess exists and I doubt she would want anything to do with her now. Funny how you don’t see or hear from her queer but white BFFs she used to associate with. They’re all just disposable props to Tubby Tess.

 

[MathildaLeon]

Tess would make a perfect mall cop.

Don't insult Paul Blart like that

 

[JambledUpWords]

This is all so transparent, like a pair of Flabletics yoga pants stretched too thin over a ham hock of a leg. Tess’ only role was a morbidly obese white woman to parade as a token diverse “model.” Now Calvin Klein and others will replace her with fat black and brown trannies. Tess knows this, which is why she’s acting extra woke in hopes that she won’t be left behind. Except she will be left behind. It’s unlikely this Jari Jones knows Tess exists and I doubt she would want anything to do with her now. Funny how you don’t see or hear from her queer but white BFFs she used to associate with. They’re all just disposable props to Tubby Tess.

Everyone is her “best friend” until they outlive their purpose. Even so, Tess’s grating voice and vapid personality would probably drive those “friends” away eventually.

Even compared to other models out there, she has little to offer in terms of intellect. Most models are smart enough to get good at other skills so that when the gigs dry up, they can still do something. Tess is conceited enough to believe that she can live off of modeling and nothing else. The least she could do is improve makeup skills and start getting a steady stream of clients to work for.

 

[BIG DADDY]

I think it’s the first time I’ve seen her admit bad behavior from her past instead of burying it. She must have been called out too much in the comments of her blm posts so she felt like she had to say something.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There probably are, but maybe CK just needed to save money, so they hired someone that’s mostly unknown.

Sorry for the double post.
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I,I,I,I,I,...Me,me,me, me,me...shut the fuck up, you two-ton sack of shit!
Rate me MOTI, but does she ever stop running her mouth? She probably talks while she's stuffing her face, and during sex.
Maybe THAT'S why Nick left her?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

If this bitch only put in half the effort she does virtue signaling, into raising her kids.

I bet that Angelina (I think that was her name) who was calling her out before was about to again.
Tess does NOTHING unless it is completely self serving.

Also this...

Tess’ only role was a morbidly obese white woman to parade as a token diverse “model.” Now Calvin Klein and others will replace her with fat black and brown trannies. Tess knows this, which is why she’s acting extra woke in hopes that she won’t be left behind. Except she will be left behind.

With companies tripping over themselves to be diverse and woke enough, there is literally no reason to hire Tess anymore.

 

[600lbsAnorexic]

Hey, I'm still catching up the last few months of the thread so I'm sorry if anything I post is a repeat/late. I'll edit/delete if that's the case or if something else catches my eye.

I was wondering what our old friend Nick was up to because the last few pages are mainly Tess's virtue signaling but he hasn't really used his social media since he came out as an enby alcoholic... It seems maybe they have an agreement.

Anyways, he uses his le Reddit xD account daily so I gathered some information from there.

He works at a grocery store now.



He claims he is intersex and shares he was raped and there were many attempts as well. He shares he has had an eating disorder. He doesn't mind if his partner sells nude photos. (Hmmm...)


Here are some very questionable claims about his skills and past work experience... If anyone could confirm/deny any of those it would be interesting.


^Btw all of this is because he thinks a taxidermied rat-snake thing is ~real art~




The last comment is very funny - he makes someone's suicide all about himself... He's not shy from sharing tips about how to be the perfect "soft daddy" as well.



He says moving to the States was a big mistake and how women are his "second option".


Otherwise he spends his days in intelectual conversations like this.


He calls women and trans men "babe" and "brother" and babies them but is obviously interested in the AMAB people posting pictures, calling them "hot" and "hunks".

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Trombonista]

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What are the odds of Nick seeing this post?

 

[lamp shade]

Everyone is her “best friend” until they outlive their purpose. Even so, Tess’s grating voice and vapid personality would probably drive those “friends” away eventually.

Even compared to other models out there, she has little to offer in terms of intellect. Most models are smart enough to get good at other skills so that when the gigs dry up, they can still do something. Tess is conceited enough to believe that she can live off of modeling and nothing else. The least she could do is improve makeup skills and start getting a steady stream of clients to work for.

The problem with that is that Tess would have to service someone else. She’s far too prideful for that. I truly think she’d be living on a park bench before she would actually start providing others with a service or working a real job.

I,I,I,I,I,...Me,me,me, me,me...shut the fuck up, you two-ton sack of shit!
Rate me MOTI, but does she ever stop running her mouth? She probably talks while she's stuffing her face, and during sex.
Maybe THAT'S why Nick left her?

She and Nick never had sex aside from conceiving Bowie. Cmon.