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Meet Tyler Hertzler:
Tyler's a 20 year old autistic man living with his harem of anime body pillows in New Brighton, PA. When he's not snuggling with feathers, he's got other things occupying his mind: Primarily his Fortnite addiction, satiated by any gift cards he can cobble together with his marginal allowance. On the rare occasion he gets out of the house, he's wandering the halls of grocery stores while puppeteering his left hand as "Oobi", the protagonist of an old children's television series of the same name. But this Oobi's different. In Tyler's portrayal, he's an inappropriately ranting and swearing juvenile with a distaste for bad snack items and anything he deems immature.
Without further rhetoric, allow me to introduce you "first-hand" to how this man acts in a public environment:
His escapades with Oobi are near & far on his YouTube Channel, but they are nothing new. According to his Facebook, this seems to be a lifelong passion of his.
And Oobi's vendetta for immaturity? Not a unique character trait. Seems like Oobi's taken a chip off his papa's shoulder.
Judging from his behavior in his Wal-Mart wanderings, you'd be correct in assuming that he has a few strong opinions on snack food. So much so, in fact, that he's taken to giving the gift of his refined culinary tastes to the world. That's right, he makes food reviews! And they're quite the juicy showcase. Most of these feature a barrage of interesting distractions, completely unrelated to his food. He'll often be found playing a game, usually Roblox or Fortnite, for several minutes instead of reviewing food. Or better yet, he'll spout a random comment about the blacks or gay people out of nowhere.
What goes better with a good snack than your favorite carbonated beverage? And we're off on another trip to the store to grab his favorite, the limited release of Crystal Pepsi, as well as to witness another unwarranted public rant. This time, about Trump. Incidentally, Tyler decides to boast HIS ID CARD to the camera during checkout.
Without further ado, we have the crux of his life. His damsels in undistress. His harem. What he lives for:
His bodypillows. Every so often, he gets a new shipment. And when it comes, he's always eager to share it with the world. His up & coming collection includes several choice characters in very suggestive prints, a few of which are underage lolis.
And what is his goal in all of this? Is he an artist searching for a muse? Does he wish for the satisfaction of owning a collection? Does he want to simply support the artists' hard work? Of course not. As you may have suspected, our man's just a lonely soul in a world where it's too tough to find love.
Though the love of a man and his Waifu is a deep and complicated bond, no love is eternal. Unfortunately, not even 2D spouses are safe from domestic violence.
Considering this man's large collection and presumably limited means, how do you suppose he sources his supply? Quite simple: his mother. In the following video, sandwiched between ramblings about how Donald Trump hates Japan and Otakus, Tyler shows us his method of acquiring his treasured flock.
This isn't unique behavior. He has a history of requesting certain things from his mother via Facebook. Speaking of his Facebook, it's full of some true gems that give you a glimpse into Tyler's psyche on a daily basis. Here are a select few, including some of his begging, as well as some random, more peculiar entries.
In addition to his Facebook, Tyler is the proud owner of several other social media accounts. For now, I'll be focusing on his YouTube alts. And boy, are they exceptional. Most of them follow a similar format to his main account name, incorporating his real name in it somehow. Tyler, lacking the self awareness to realize that these are obvious alts, uses them to sockpuppet.
(Archive)
These alts themselves have led to some very interesting discoveries. Spread across two of his different YouTube channels are his very own "Psycho" series. These videos involve him recording and interfering with people in ways that he can't comprehend the emotional weight of. In one video, he records a fight between him and his kid brother. In the description, he claims it is recorded for entertainment purposes. (Archive) This video also serves as a deep glimpse into his home life. You could definitely argue his mother is abusive in this video, showing a double standard against two of her kids roughly the same mental age, as well as threatening to beat up the younger sibling.
His family consists of an interesting cast of characters. From what I've gathered from that video, others like it, and Facebook, I've compiled a list of some of those most involved in Tyler's life.
Another one of these "psycho" videos involves him and the kid, Dakota, laughing at a woman and her children in a playground. What is their crime, exactly? Well, according to them, they're laughing because the mom's a "bad parent". The video starts with simple snickering, before their conversation turns to the woman and her children being hurt in various ways. Tyler and Dakota talk about the woman getting hit in her privates, the kids being amputated, and other disturbing remarks completely out of left field. Ironic, given that the woman is supposed to be the psycho in this video. Fast forward through some more random comments about black people, and the two having a laugh because one of the kids has to use the bathroom (while the duo are watching, might I add), and the mom finally gets fed up and responds at about 6:20.
"I hope somebody laughs at you"
Believe me, lady. We are.
Judging by that previous video, you might not be surprised to know that Tyler has some anti-natalist tendencies, or at the very least, a hatred of small children. Coupled with his established distaste for "immaturity", and you can paint a clear picture of his outlook on little kids. In this next video, he can be seen upset at a baby for doing what babies do. Yes, it's time to bring in that toddler from earlier. Alright, so what could this baby do that could possibly make Tyler so mad? Cry. You know, what babies do normally. But instead of Tyler putting on some headphones, moving to another room, or doing literally anything else, he throws an absolute fit, declaring this behavior as the reason why his life is so terrible, and the baby, a bitch.
Stay classy, Ty.
Since I'd feel bad for leaving this OP on a sour note, I'll just share some more obsessive Oobi stuff to clean the palate.
Sort of disappointed that last one didn't go on for longer. I can only imagine what this guy acting out hand sex would look like.
And with that, that's all I've currently got to share.
FINAL NOTES:
This guy is very responsive to negative feedback and as I've seen, will absolutely delete videos upon receiving enough of it. As such, every video in this thread has been uploaded directly to the site. I have made an archive of his entire known backlog, and it has been included in the links section.
The deleted video I'm talking about involved him discussing the custody battle over the toddler. In it, he ranted about how he was sick of the kid screaming all the time, and how if Nikki got custody, the kid wouldn't have to annoy him anymore. According to him, this would let him go back to his "normal life". I'll update if any interesting developments come about.
Tyler's a 20 year old autistic man living with his harem of anime body pillows in New Brighton, PA. When he's not snuggling with feathers, he's got other things occupying his mind: Primarily his Fortnite addiction, satiated by any gift cards he can cobble together with his marginal allowance. On the rare occasion he gets out of the house, he's wandering the halls of grocery stores while puppeteering his left hand as "Oobi", the protagonist of an old children's television series of the same name. But this Oobi's different. In Tyler's portrayal, he's an inappropriately ranting and swearing juvenile with a distaste for bad snack items and anything he deems immature.
Without further rhetoric, allow me to introduce you "first-hand" to how this man acts in a public environment:
His escapades with Oobi are near & far on his YouTube Channel, but they are nothing new. According to his Facebook, this seems to be a lifelong passion of his.
His bodypillows. Every so often, he gets a new shipment. And when it comes, he's always eager to share it with the world. His up & coming collection includes several choice characters in very suggestive prints, a few of which are underage lolis.
(Archive)
These alts themselves have led to some very interesting discoveries. Spread across two of his different YouTube channels are his very own "Psycho" series. These videos involve him recording and interfering with people in ways that he can't comprehend the emotional weight of. In one video, he records a fight between him and his kid brother. In the description, he claims it is recorded for entertainment purposes. (Archive) This video also serves as a deep glimpse into his home life. You could definitely argue his mother is abusive in this video, showing a double standard against two of her kids roughly the same mental age, as well as threatening to beat up the younger sibling.
- Cody Hertzler: Tyler's twin brother, doesn't live with him anymore. You can hear the younger kid in the previous video mention him. Facebook (Archive)
- Krystal Stewart: Mother of the kid in the video. Is likely the mother of Cody and Tyler, or if not, still likely Tyler's primary caregiver. Facebook (Archive)
- Nikki Clemmer: Mother of a toddler that will come up later. Does not live with Tyler. Facebook (Archive)
- Chris Stewart: Used to be engaged with Nikki, may now be with Krystal judging by their last names. Is now in an ongoing custody battle over him and Nikki's child (the toddler). Presumably lives in Tyler's home. Currently has split custody over the toddler; this will come up later. Is another person mentioned by the kid in the video. Facebook (Archive)
- Dakota McIntire: One of Krystal's kids. Is more than likely the young child in the video. He can be seen in many of Tyler's videos, and appears to be one of his only social outlets. Seems to live with Krystal, Chris, and Tyler. Facebook (Archive)
Believe me, lady. We are.
Judging by that previous video, you might not be surprised to know that Tyler has some anti-natalist tendencies, or at the very least, a hatred of small children. Coupled with his established distaste for "immaturity", and you can paint a clear picture of his outlook on little kids. In this next video, he can be seen upset at a baby for doing what babies do. Yes, it's time to bring in that toddler from earlier. Alright, so what could this baby do that could possibly make Tyler so mad? Cry. You know, what babies do normally. But instead of Tyler putting on some headphones, moving to another room, or doing literally anything else, he throws an absolute fit, declaring this behavior as the reason why his life is so terrible, and the baby, a bitch.
Since I'd feel bad for leaving this OP on a sour note, I'll just share some more obsessive Oobi stuff to clean the palate.
And with that, that's all I've currently got to share.
YouTube (Archive)
Facebook (Archive)
Instagram
Microsoft Gamertag
Known YouTube Alts/Old Channels
Hertzler55 (Archive)
Tyler X Chino (Archive)
Tyler's Raging Time (Archive)
Check out the full YouTube archive if you're interested in exploring some more exceptional instances of spergery, all sorted for your convenience.
Full YouTube Archive
804 8th Ave, New Brighton PA 15066
Facebook (Archive)
Microsoft Gamertag
Known YouTube Alts/Old Channels
Hertzler55 (Archive)
Tyler X Chino (Archive)
Tyler's Raging Time (Archive)
Check out the full YouTube archive if you're interested in exploring some more exceptional instances of spergery, all sorted for your convenience.
Full YouTube Archive
804 8th Ave, New Brighton PA 15066
FINAL NOTES:
This guy is very responsive to negative feedback and as I've seen, will absolutely delete videos upon receiving enough of it. As such, every video in this thread has been uploaded directly to the site. I have made an archive of his entire known backlog, and it has been included in the links section.
The deleted video I'm talking about involved him discussing the custody battle over the toddler. In it, he ranted about how he was sick of the kid screaming all the time, and how if Nikki got custody, the kid wouldn't have to annoy him anymore. According to him, this would let him go back to his "normal life". I'll update if any interesting developments come about.
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