Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Jimjamflimflam]

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Is that filters or a pound of make up? Either way, not doing her any favor. Got the Felicia Day camel face look going on.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I am gonna dissent on this alittle.

Shmorky blew a dude in lew of rent and was self aware enough to be ashamed about it.

I remember him talking about doing the flesh light banner ad on SA and even admitting that some of the "commisions" he did were porn and phrased it like "I had to do porn to make $$$"

It was the growth of the tranny movement and rot of tumblr/social media that brought out his more deviant side.

Even Richard laments Shmorky s work ethic and the helium voice yarn wig bullshit.

I thought I was being clearly, contemptibly sarcastic, because Shmorky had a litany of 'don't leave children with him' tells leading up to the point that Lowtax acted surprised and dismayed. Lowtax acted like this change in Shmorky was some kind of faggot lycanthropy; like he was bitten by RuPaul and then suddenly on the next full moon he was wearing diapers and speaking in a creepy haunted doll voice. The rest of the world knew better.

 

[AnOminous]

Their totally hilarious joke about flushing a giant log is another sign of a deep opiate addiction. Opiate addicts struggle with constipation so they’re known for taking these massive shits. Goldbelly pies and opiates are making Richard’s toilet crowded.

He's totally not an addict though, he's umm allergic and shit.

 

[Sabrina]

Gross

 

[dance dance if you want]

I read “fillers” as “filters” and it doesn’t matter either way because she is trying way too hard to be the new wife of a broke back/dick man of a failed website. Good job, Logan, you got a really good catch.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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This new couple is so edgy. She’s just working on the front page, guys! Totally not his girlfriend.

God, she looks like she had one of those cheap "beauty face jobs" done in one of the many shady beauty clinics Seoul has to offer.

How much drugs does one need to take to think this is funny in any way?

It most likely paid some Narco's childrens the college, all 12 of them.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I honestly can't tell how old she is. People who fuck with their faces end up looking 50 when they're 25 and you could tell me she's either one of those ages and it would be plausible.

Publicly being a cunt to his ex and talking about how she wants to play with her fake boobs just shows how little self esteem she has and how she hasn't sorted out her bpd at all. I know we all know this, it's just funny that she has no self awareness at all which is kinda important if you genuinely want to get over a personality disorder.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Wow, Logan just radiates that kind of energy that the expression, 'don't stick your dick in crazy' comes from. The Disney-evil-stepmom vibes are also strong here.
They seem to be a lot more nonchalant about their fuckbuddy status, which validates his trips to Utah at the start of all the drama were definitely sex tourism less than 'business.' Plausible deniability is out the window.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I appreciate the consideration of hiding half her face with her hair because she is really ugly. She has the kind of face you need to be zonked out continuously on opiates to love.

They seem to be a lot more nonchalant about their fuckbuddy status, which validates his trips to Utah at the start of all the drama were definitely sex tourism less than 'business.' Plausible deniability is out the window.

In their drug addled minds, they’re winning the divorce case.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

She's not ugly. Take away the myspace angle, the carefully positioned hair, the make-up and the photoshop postprocessing and you have an aggressively ordinary looking woman.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Gross

>My ex wants to be me but she spends way too much time stalking my shit

Yeah, they're now being incredibly blatant over the fact that the two of them were fucking around while Ashli was at home with the kid, and that's why Ashli got fed up and left. Lowtax going on multiple written and video rants where he played the victim is simply the result of narcissism and a wounded ego. Lowtax isn't just a loser, he isn't just a drug addict, he's also a cheat and that's probably the most damning of the three. He's somehow willing to abuse and manipulate one of the few women in the world who are stupid enough to give him a chance and then still cheat on her because he can't even bother to do the bare minimum.

He's basically Steven Burnett from Twin Peaks except:



Steve's actor is still over a decade younger, and in better shape and better looking besides. Lowtax somehow manages to be less sympathetic than David Lynch's attempt at making the archetypal drugged up, burnt out loser.

Logan, if you're reading this, run. Things might seem okay now, but it's only because fawning over you let's him get one over on yet another person-he-once-loved-but-is-now-spiteful-towards. As soon as that runs out, you'll be the one in Ashli's shoes. At least, for fuck's sake, don't let this sociopath try to sneak a baby into you just so he can get another hold on you.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Strong disagree on the Shmorky pervout timeline. His peepee diaper baby bunny boy self-portraits popped up on GBS really early on, like 2004 or 5. Early enough that they weren't deleted immediately and Shmorky had to deny he drew them for fun (even though it had his face) and the photo of him in a diaper was proclaimed a 'shop.

And that's the stuff that was out in public, so to speak. Behind closed doors, or among friends, Shmork was undoubtedly weirder.

>My ex wants to be me but she spends way too much time stalking my shit

Yeah, they're now being incredibly blatant over the fact that the two of them were fucking around while Ashli was at home with the kid, and that's why Ashli got fed up and left. Lowtax going on multiple written and video rants where he played the victim is simply the result of narcissism and a wounded ego. Lowtax isn't just a loser, he isn't just a drug addict, he's also a cheat and that's probably the most damning of the three. He's somehow willing to abuse and manipulate one of the few women in the world who are stupid enough to give him a chance and then still cheat on her because he can't even bother to do the bare minimum.

He's basically Steven Burnett from Twin Peaks except:

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Steve's actor is still over a decade younger, and in better shape and better looking besides. Lowtax somehow manages to be less sympathetic than David Lynch's attempt at making the archetypal drugged up, burnt out loser.

Logan, if you're reading this, run. Things might seem okay now, but it's only because fawning over you let's him get one over on yet another person-he-once-loved-but-is-now-spiteful-towards. As soon as that runs out, you'll be the one in Ashli's shoes. At least, for fuck's sake, don't let this sociopath try to sneak a baby into you just so he can get another hold on you.

No, Logan, stay put. When you are done taking advantage of Lowtax's junkie ass, this breakup will be epic. You won't be like his ex, trying to keep a low profile for the sake of your child and divorce. This will be some of the best SA drama in years. Hang in there, Logan, I'm counting on you!

 

[DuckSucker]

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This new couple is so edgy. She’s just working on the front page, guys! Totally not his girlfriend.

I dont like to comment on other peoples looks because fuck it Im not good looking myself, but damn. This is the first time Ive seen what women comment about when they say "fuck she looks old".

She looks like she would be smoking cigarettes in a truck stop parking lot asking guys if they needed company and getting turned down every time.

Their totally hilarious joke about flushing a giant log is another sign of a deep opiate addiction. Opiate addicts struggle with constipation so they’re known for taking these massive shits. Goldbelly pies and opiates are making Richard’s toilet crowded.

I thought that was any sort of methamphetamine or its cousins. Like adderall users. I thought opiods were like benzos or alcohol where when you withdrawal you have liquid shits and pancreatitis where youre shitting literal water. I read somewhere that the reason homeless in San Fransisco were shitting in the streets is heroin use and that when you crash or have withdrawals, its an immediate need to shit or something. I dont know, though.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

maybe the ex is stalking you because you’re gross as hell and likely being left to care for her kid while lowtax is immobile?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I'm pretty sure both of Lowtax's exs are doing adult things like taking care of their children and actually working or trying to get their legal situation more stable and don't give a shit about an embarrassing womanbaby and her posts about her "business partners" toilet clogging turds.

She really thinks she's the hottest shit in all of Missouri. I feel bad for... well, anyone who encounters her period, but especially customer service people because you can just tell she's the snottiest Karen around.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Does Lowtax have a Michael Jackson fetish or something?

 

[sperginity]

Gross

she claims to be cured of borderline personality disorder, then posts shit like this

 

[AnOminous]

Wow, Logan just radiates that kind of energy that the expression, 'don't stick your dick in crazy' comes from. The Disney-evil-stepmom vibes are also strong here.

God forbid that poor little girl ever be cared for by this lunatic. Snow White never had it that bad.

Honestly even having Shmorky as a babysitter would have been a better idea.

I thought opiods were like benzos or alcohol where when you withdrawal you have liquid shits and pancreatitis where youre shitting literal water.

WITHDRAWAL.

When you're actually on them it's the opposite.

 

[Sabrina]

Didn't Bogan try to deny ever having plastic surgery and shit? If she did I'm sure it's in the thread somewhere unless I have some screens I haven't posted (likely)

 

[AlphaOmega]

Is lowtax anti-trans yet after all his experiences with shmorky and other troons? or does he not know that the stove is hot after getting burnt