Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Noticed that she is planning on performing an important Jewish rite when she moves in:
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I guess Becky missed the part where YHWH said not to worship other g-ds than him. Probably out gorging on pork at Disney the day they covered that at the synagogue.
 
I bet she won't even buy a mezuzah.
Oh she's already performing the "good little jew" part, don't worry.

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But yeah, fairly certain building an alter to other gods beyond the Jewish God is kind of a capital sin. But Becky's never cared, because "Jewitch" that her Twitter rabbis says is a-okay.
 

Oh yay. It's that time of the year where Becky has a slight sliver of self-awareness, but only uses it to fish for pity asspats.


Has it ever occurred to Becky that they confided this info to her doctor in private, and did not disclose her adopted status because they knew she'd act exactly like this about it?


I have no fucking idea how to respond to that shit.
 
But yeah, fairly certain building an alter to other gods beyond the Jewish God is kind of a capital sin. But Becky's never cared, because "Jewitch" that her Twitter rabbis says is a-okay.

She should look up what happened to the worshippers of a certain Golden Calf. Of course that would imply reading the Bible, which isn't a Harry Potter book, or actually being a Jew.
 
A serious of tweets capturing the very essence of Becky - attention seeking, gross and rude.

Papi no longer a latinx legend but random creepy old dudes get a Fathers Day shout out what the fuck.

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And I'm not a pharmacist, but Becks needs to go a bit easier on those weed gummies she's chucking down her throat I reckon.

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Ah, typical Becky. One day of the year that’s about dads and she has to find a way to make it about how oppressed she is.

“Older men” who are father figures to her, eh? I see the Electra complex is in full force still.
 
"All those years thinking I was the failure b/c I never got better & it turns out I was trying to fix a broken arm w/ penicillin & my parents *knew* but did *nothing*"

Translation: "All those years of sending me to shrinks and prescribing medications that didn't magically turn me into a decent human, when they should've just been letting me get high all along"
 
Wow. Shouting out to all the men who stepped up to be the supportive dad Papi never was.

Let's see what Bex has said about Papi before.
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What a difference three Father's Days makes, eh? From "eternally thankful" to absolute ingratitude. All because some "friend" of hers, maybe one with an actually neglectful dad, suggested doing this for people whose dads were awful, and Becky's never seen a bandwagon she doesn't want to jump on.
 
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Becky, 3 years ago: "OMG my Papi is the best! He introduced me to my favorite sci-fi shows, and got me to meet celebrities!"

Becky, now: "My Papi is a deadbeat"

Last time I checked, dads who shower their kids with free money and takes them on trips don't fit the definition of "deadbeat", Becky.

BTW - those guys who you thirst chase online don't count as actual fathers just because you call them "daddy", Karen.
 
"All those years thinking I was the failure b/c I never got better & it turns out I was trying to fix a broken arm w/ penicillin & my parents *knew* but did *nothing*"

She should be down on her knees thanking them they didn't do what they should have done and take her out behind the shed and Old Yeller her.
 
Trouble for Herr Klein. Never argue against Becky 's insane current interests. She'll throw a bitchfit in public to get you to apologize.

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Does Becky do sarcasm?

And yes, Papi was never supportive of Becky except for the insane amount of parading him around and everything he taught her growing up she does whenever she needs to flaunt her "latinx" upbringing for asspats and brownie points. Oh, and when he and Mami send checks, of course. She'll still cash those.
 

You'd know what passive aggressive is, wouldn't you, Becky?

I had a close friend who was married to a woman like that - she'd throw a bitchfit when she didn't get her way, broadcast it on social media, and then pass it off as "gentle sarcasm" when called out. It was not surprising when he divorced her ass after less than a year.

Too bad for the Danny the Neckbearded Pear that leaving Becky again will result in him getting MeToo'd. :story:
 
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