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Jesus, Russ is so incredibly greasy and seething with impotent mong rage. Hopefully he'll return home and go straight to social media.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I have a feeling that he's going to blame Taylor Swift for this whole debacle.
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Ah man, I totally forgot about that. My powers of prophesy strike again.
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If her no good dirty agents had passed the song along to her, he'd be Taylor's boyfriend by now and none of this would've had to happen. See? All her fault.
In all probability, though, he's probably going to do his usual casual downplaying of the situation, acting like it's a joke. He'll talk about how the know-nothing judge got mad at him for being nice.
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when good intentions hit the fan
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I don't know what I love more, Russell hiding behind his lawyer like a naughty child or the very visible rage that once again, at least in his own mind, a woman has fucked him over.
Also, that haircut. He may say "studly" but everyone else is thinking "mental defective on school picture day"
Also, that haircut. He may say "studly" but everyone else is thinking "mental defective on school picture day"
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I was watching Russ' mannerisms when he was on screen. Here are two short clips where he seems to have a tic or spaz moment.
Also, imagine being Russ. You just got smacked around by the justice system for being a creepy little pervert who no woman wants and you were so thirsty you got a criminal charge and not the girl. Now, after that, and knowing it was viewed by the many fine folks at the Farms who would undoubtedly be highly amused at the spectacle, you just sit there with your slackjawed expressionless face while these guys who have professional and successful legal careers are shooting the shit about tech and having humourous and collegian banter amongst men. Men who will later go home to their kids and then bang their wives before starting another day on the job in the morning. All things Russell will never ever get the pleasure of having. Imagine how that would make you feel inside? About as important as a fucking gnat. You think Russ felt like that? I sure hope so!
If it was anyone else, it'd be a sad fucking tale, but when its Russell Greer, convicted criminal, its all the more reason to laugh your asses off!
Also, imagine being Russ. You just got smacked around by the justice system for being a creepy little pervert who no woman wants and you were so thirsty you got a criminal charge and not the girl. Now, after that, and knowing it was viewed by the many fine folks at the Farms who would undoubtedly be highly amused at the spectacle, you just sit there with your slackjawed expressionless face while these guys who have professional and successful legal careers are shooting the shit about tech and having humourous and collegian banter amongst men. Men who will later go home to their kids and then bang their wives before starting another day on the job in the morning. All things Russell will never ever get the pleasure of having. Imagine how that would make you feel inside? About as important as a fucking gnat. You think Russ felt like that? I sure hope so!
If it was anyone else, it'd be a sad fucking tale, but when its Russell Greer, convicted criminal, its all the more reason to laugh your asses off!
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Someone with the skills should sync that to a phat beat, maybe greaseballs own music. I bet he'd love to be on the receiving end of fan art...
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His expression is one of pure rage. In his mind, he was being nice to her, and now he's being punished for it. He's the reasonable one and he can't understand why everyone is constantly discriminating against him because of his disability.
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Boy, going in for that tanning session really paid off. For a moment there I was worried he would show up today looking terrible.
Christ, but his hair is a fuckin shitshow. I think he tried to put product in it, in the most mongoloid way possible. Also is it me or is he holding his head downward like that because he thinks it hides his saggy mouth better?
Christ, but his hair is a fuckin shitshow. I think he tried to put product in it, in the most mongoloid way possible. Also is it me or is he holding his head downward like that because he thinks it hides his saggy mouth better?
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No I think his sad posture is a byproduct of his physical deformity. Recall that walking portion in his "life story" video that someone put Vader's theme over. The nerves/muscles in his neck are probably affected by his broken face issues.
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I wonder if he's still going to try to contact her anyway, out of his need to explain himself, his need for understanding, his need for closure, whatever excuse he usually makes for harassing girls after they block him?
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You got to appreciate that his appearance matches his soul.
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I wish lawyers didn't have to suck the fun out of everything, but I imagine some lawyers feel the same way sometimes, or at least I hope they do.
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So, any betting types want to start a pool on how soon he violates his no-contact order with Erika?
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Selfishly I'd say let's hope so but the poor woman doesn't need more shit to deal with when it comes to Russ. But if he did pull a stupid that would mean instant jail would it not?
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Probably a month. He's going to make a dummy account using a hot IG babe as an avatar and fight on his behalf.
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I think this is just due to the fact that he can't move his eyeballs and has to move his entire head instead.
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He was offered a plea in abeyance. As long as the defendant follows the conditions spelled out in the abeyance contract, the court won't issue a judgement of conviction and the case will be dismissed once the conditions of the abeyance have been fulfilled. There will still be record of the arrest and the charges but there won't be a conviction on his record.
If (when) he breaks the abeyance contract, the court can consider it void and convict him (he's already entered his plea of no contest).