Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Slowpoke Sonic]

bahahahahaha what the fuck is going onnnn

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Whether you are right or wrong about those things I just don't care. I just don't want to change the name because this is a franchise based around L. Frank Baum's Wogglebug set in a better place with better friends and fans. I've had this dream and visions and goals since I discovered him in The Land of Oz book when I was twelve years old.

Yo, I like this nigga. Keep it up and maybe you could make a video game of this one day. Her project is making me interesting with the users who replies to her is just priceless.

 

[Sam Losco]

Yo, I like this nigga. Keep it up and maybe you could make a video game of this one day. Her project is making me interesting with the users who replies to her is just priceless.

Doom texture mod?

 

[Deadpool]

So apparently there's a wogglebug education center:

It's definitely not a creepy apartment that Cherie is trying to lure
children to.

Oh wait...

 

[Sam Losco]

So apparently there's a wogglebug education center:
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It's definitely not a creepy apartment that Cherie is trying to lure
children to.
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Oh wait...

Good news. There's a dental clinic just down the road. 7 minute walk.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I can't change the name because for starters I have a book on Amazon called "The Wogglebug's Hidden Truth Behind the History of Oz" that explains why he had to leave Oz for Genoma to be there like he was never in Oz at all. And I also have published 7 (so far) picture book about his life in Genoma. And I have registered two feature scripts with the WGA with Wogglebug in the title. And as for a fan base I have good reason to suspect I may be gaining one on YouTube even if I can't have comments on my videos anymore due to having to mark them as made for kids to comply with COPPA. And with all this I think it's safe to say that the ship has set sail already so to speak.

And I know I am acting like my project is a blockbuster waiting to happen because it is.

Again, sunk cost fallacy. But beyond that, are any of the aforementioned works worth a damn? Apparently so because "The Wogglebug's Hidden Truth Behind the History of Oz" is going for 667 plus shipping on Amazon! Pure l o l. Especially when you read the word salad on the back.

I was going to write something about how poorly this is written but fuck it. Did you hire an editor? Did you do it yourself?

 

[WogglebugLover]

That link is for the out-of-print edition with color illustrations. The edition that is in print and has black-and-white illustrations only costs $13.99 which was the lowest I could get it for 315 pages in black-and-white. The colored version would have cost $45.00 because of the page length.

 

[Deadpool]

@WogglebugLover
So Cherie it says your education center is open 24 hours a day Monday through Friday. Is it ok if my friend drops her kids off Wednesday morning around 3 am?

 

[Ido]

I can't change the name because for starters I have a book on Amazon called "The Wogglebug's Hidden Truth Behind the History of Oz" that explains why he had to leave Oz for Genoma to be there like he was never in Oz at all. And I also have published 7 (so far) picture book about his life in Genoma. And I have registered two feature scripts with the WGA with Wogglebug in the title. And as for a fan base I have good reason to suspect I may be gaining one on YouTube even if I can't have comments on my videos anymore due to having to mark them as made for kids to comply with COPPA. And with all this I think it's safe to say that the ship has set sail already so to speak.

And I know I am acting like my project is a blockbuster waiting to happen because it is.

If I weren't so busy I'd just make my own series (with kiwi help) and see wtf it would take to make the wogglebug 'famous', or at least get him attention. Even if I wasnt busy tho, that isn't worth my time. If that were to happen and it was vastly different from your vision (50ft fire-breathing) and it became successful what would you do? What is I made wogglebug a likeable character but set it in Oz and that allowed more people discover him but made him inseparable from Oz? This is fanfiction, I can't just magic this creepy uncanny valley cockroach into a beloved children's character, but what would happen if I or anyone else here beat you to the punch? Would you concede? He is public domain after all.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

@WogglebugLover

Part of me has hope that you'll learn, and stop working on this crazy obsession with a 4th rate Oz character.

But the more cynical part of me hopes you work on this for years and years until its "perfect" like the autistic version of the "thief and the cobbler" story.

 

[The Last Stand]

So apparently there's a wogglebug education center:
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It's definitely not a creepy apartment that Cherie is trying to lure
children to.
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Oh wait...

Hello? Yeah, that's her right there.

 

[Kosher Dill]

this is a franchise based around L. Frank Baum's Wogglebug

Look, you just got through telling me that your Wogglebug doesn't hit on cross-dressing coolies. If he doesn't do that he's not based on Baum's Wogglebug. Make up your mind.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't change the name because for starters I have a book on Amazon called "The Wogglebug's Hidden Truth Behind the History of Oz" that explains why he had to leave Oz for Genoma to be there like he was never in Oz at all.

The real reason he had to leave is because he was a pederast and they put him on the sex offender registry.

 

[Puddleduck]

That link is for the out-of-print edition with color illustrations. The edition that is in print and has black-and-white illustrations only costs $13.99 which was the lowest I could get it for 315 pages in black-and-white. The colored version would have cost $45.00 because of the page length.

Republish it now and in B&W it could be $7.72 or in color it'd be ,...well okay, nearly $40, but ~$8 is somewhat reasonable

http://www.thegoldenelm.org/KDPWebCalculator.htm

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

That link is for the out-of-print edition with color illustrations. The edition that is in print and has black-and-white illustrations only costs $13.99 which was the lowest I could get it for 315 pages in black-and-white. The colored version would have cost $45.00 because of the page length.

K. So did you edit this shit yourself? Because lines like "First, the long since unknown of scenes that took place in-between the known of ones in the first five books of Oz history he appears in revealed. Thus is also revealed how and why he underwent a terrible transformation at the point he did and remained in the state of his disgraceful alter-ego for over a century." make my fucking head spin.

 

[drain]

K. So did you edit this shit yourself? Because lines like "First, the long since unknown of scenes that took place in-between the known of ones in the first five books of Oz history he appears in revealed. Thus is also revealed how and why he underwent a terrible transformation at the point he did and remained in the state of his disgraceful alter-ego for over a century." make my fucking head spin.

I literally read this sentence five times and still don't know what the fuck she is talking about here. Not in my most blackout tits up drunk state I would write a word salad like this.
If she was a normal person, I would think she was shitfaced when she wrote this.

 

[Coelacanth]

"First, the long since unknown of scenes that took place in-between the known of ones in the first five books of Oz history he appears in revealed. Thus is also revealed how and why he underwent a terrible transformation at the point he did and remained in the state of his disgraceful alter-ego for over a century."

Okay. As someone who was writing from the moment I was born, I can safely say this travesty of what I assume to be opening lines for Cynthia's book are some of the worst opening lines I have ever read. I don't think I've ever seen someone completely break - no, massacre - every rule of writing ever conceived within two sentences.

Disagree with me all you want, guys, but I'm gonna say it: Even Chris-Chan has a better grasp on English literature than this bitch does.

 

[Sam Losco]

Okay. As someone who was writing from the moment I was born, I can safely say this travesty of what I assume to be opening lines for Cynthia's book are some of the worst opening lines I have ever read. I don't think I've ever seen someone completely break - no, massacre - every rule of writing ever conceived within two sentences.

Disagree with me all you want, guys, but I'm gonna say it: Even Chris-Chan has a better grasp on English literature than this bitch does.

Goddamn right she doesn't play by the motherfucking rules.
Her Amazon author bio:

She is the Founder and Owner of her WogglebugLove Productions. She takes pride in the fact that she is not a team player in the "Oz community" at all. She wouldn't have written in the Oz fandom if the Wogglebug didn't have his roots in it. She never plays by "the rules" of writing about the Wogglebug when she works with him in Oz. She wants all to know her publishing once through "Tails of the Cowardly Lion and Friends" was a mistake. She made this mistake out of desperation to publish. She demands anyone who has a copy of "Professor Wogglebug and the Frogman of Oz" get rid of it and replace it with a copy of her own "Mr. Wogglebug, the Frogman, and Terry Volume 1: How the Truth Can Heal" which is the only rightful title.

See? She doesn't play by the rules and she demands you throw away something you bought and buy something of hers.

 

[drain]

Goddamn right she doesn't play by the motherfucking rules.
Her Amazon author bio:

See? She doesn't play by the rules and she demands you throw away something you bought and buy something of hers.

>She demands
>The only rightful title

The entitlement, holy shit. You know, even talented af art geniuses shouldn't act like this because this is fucking idiotic. Having a high opinion of yourself like this doesn't make you look accomplished and talented, it makes you look like a retard.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

>She demands
>The only rightful title

The entitlement, holy shit. You know, even talented af art geniuses shouldn't act like this because this is fucking idiotic. Having a high opinion of yourself like this doesn't make you look accomplished and talented, it makes you look like a retard.

Well what did you expect from the same bitch that dedicates her life to a character that is meant to ridicule and make fun of arrogant presumptuous """intellectuals"""? Fucking humility or self-awareness?