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Allegedly Phil was an amateur professional body builder when he was young, but sadly had to stop when he almost burst a blood vessel in his head.

Did he play any sports? The answer is dubious. He has dozens of videos where he states he never played sports and he also has dozens of videos talking about playing sports.

I wanted to put together a post some time ago with his contradictory statements, but there are just too many and other more interesting stuff happened.
 
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About his sight...

Whats killing him is his office set up abd to an extent the couch. If he set up a desk properly he could:
- sit upright in a chair helping his back
- see his game screen and laptop closer
- LIMB would be less lean and so hrlp his back+rocking.

Honestly, every streamer ive seen uses a desk and office chair for the set up and its healthier for sure
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
Phil was absolutely a bully. Observe his constant need to talk over people and be the center of attention, not to mention the various forms of racism over the years. Or how gay boy just slid off his tongue like butter during him and Rambo’s hotel stay.
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He would have to be actively like doing stuff to qualify as a bully.... And we know activity is Phil's kryptonite. He got bullied moderately, and stayed quiet talked behind the backs of others was the kid to cry when things got tense.

Phil is clearly someone who went through life without getting his ass beat and he would have caught his beating if he were the school bully. Nothing intimidating about him he was a skinny fat kid for most of his life with no athleticism or backbone for conflict.
 
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Oooh, they're cutting into Phil's schedule.
 
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tripmix said:
damn so he got into the left lane when he was doing about 40~ mph and wondered why a car doing 100~ was gaining on him so fast?
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Yeah, he was literally driving highway minimum speeds if that in the fast lane. Considering the speed limit in CT is 65 mph, and Phil wasn't wearing his glasses, it's likely this "maniac" was driving 65 to 70 mph a.k.a normal highway speeds, but that would have been near double the speed scared little Philliam was driving at.
 
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DZoomer said:
How ironic would it be for Phil, a streamer who abuses his viewers on a daily basis and has a history of racism, to take part into that?
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I think it'd be funnier if he doesn't take part, imagine Phil is literally the only person on twitch streaming, there's nothing else, no other options, and he still doesn't break 400 viewers.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
I think it'd be funnier if he doesn't take part, imagine Phil is literally the only person on twitch streaming, there's nothing else, no other options, and he still doesn't break 400 viewers.
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he'd get a ton of viewers at first, and get really nervous
and then his views would tank as tons of people get banned and bored
then he would bitch about some conspiracy on stream, then run to twitter to brag about how everyone loves him now
 
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hundredthousand said:
He has said that he was bullied in school but who the hell knows the truth with him.
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tripmix said:
This is one of the few statements from Phil I have little to no difficulty believing.
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Same here. Like with most of his stories it's not necessarily the "nugget of truth" that needs to be disbelieved (ie that he was bullied) it's the extra layers of pignosis that should be questioned. So was he bullied? I believe so, but do I believe that he stood up for himself and put some kid in his place to waves of cheering from his "clique of outcasts who just didn't give a fuhck"? Fuck no.

DSP is the type of person, whether kid or adult, to only shit-talk from a distance or only have a comeback after the target has moved out of earshot.

Also in my experience, private schools produce some of the worst bullies out there.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Same here. Like with most of his stories it's not necessarily the "nugget of truth" that needs to be disbelieved (ie that he was bullied) it's the extra layers of pignosis that should be questioned. So was he bullied? I believe so, but do I believe that he stood up for himself and put some kid in his place to waves of cheering from his "clique of outcasts who just didn't give a fuhck"? Fuck no.

DSP is the type of person, whether kid or adult, to only shit-talk from a distance or only have a comeback after the target has moved out of earshot.
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Similar evidence but a different conclusion... I think Phil was like 'FGC Phil' in high school, but that it played out exactly the same. He shittalked everyone behind their backs, was constantly starting drama, talked down to everyone, and was generally regarded as a bully himself. Accordingly, what actually happened was everyone got tired of it and treated him badly because he acted like a complete asshole. Phil construes this as bullying, but to everyone else, he was just this abject prick that everyone rightfully hated.
 
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I don't think Phil was ever physically bullied (we would never ever hear the end of that), but I wouldn't be surprised if he was teased and called names from time to time. The "Phil with the oddly shaped head" insult is one of those weird things Phil clings to and is still asshurt about 20 years later. Being a little bitch, he never stood for himself, so to compensate he tells these ridiculous stories about his time in high school and college to make him sound much cooler than he actually was. Yeah guys, he was a body builder in his youth with multiple girls wanting to go to prom with him and had the popular party dorm room in college where 1980's college comedy hijinks happened on a regular basis. The equivalent of that is him nowadays trying to convince everybody he's a "real mature adult" with a super busy schedule and should be taken seriously when we all know the guy is a massive manbaby.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
I think it'd be funnier if he doesn't take part, imagine Phil is literally the only person on twitch streaming, there's nothing else, no other options, and he still doesn't break 400 viewers.
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Phail's in a tough spot. I'm sure he thinks he'll wrangle other people's viewers and anticipate many begginbux. On the other hand, he'll be exposed as the fraud he is to many more people. Tough call.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
he'd get a ton of viewers at first, and get really nervous
and then his views would tank as tons of people get banned and bored
then he would bitch about some conspiracy on stream, then run to twitter to brag about how everyone loves him now
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I can see it now.
>phil gets nervous
>"wtf dudes, this is cool, but wow"
>"twitch blackout?"
At this time Phil goes into a long sanctimonious speech on how he supports the blackout, but he has taxes and his wife and son need the money.
>zoomers shit on phil for being a gross-looking old man
>SJWs dogpile phil for not complying with the blackout
>tons of shitposts in chat
>"IT'S THE GUY"
>users bring up his past let's play videos
>twitter mafia goes after phil
>clips of his old let's play videos and jerking off retweeted en masse
>twitch shits itself and bans him in panic
>phil begs and pleads on twatter
>phil makes apology stream/video on youtube with kat and jasper
>phil asks that people donate to his patreon during this trying time
>paypigs empty their wallets but its not enough
>jasper gets agitated and bites phil
It's a huge stretch considering his pigroach luck, but a man can dream.
 
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DZoomer said:
How ironic would it be for Phil, a streamer who abuses his viewers on a daily basis and has a history of racism, to take part in that?
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As dumb as they are I don't think his paypigs would like phil going all sjw. Being in one cult tends to immunize you from others. Just look at how based Chinese are about all the race and gender nonsense westerners put up with.
 
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