Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Rebel Wilson said:
I hope it's real cause shit is going to be so amazing if this meltdown is legit
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It's real. She tagged him so it shows up on his timeline, too.

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Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
Anyway, I've been instructed not to post here, ever, under any circumstances, but since my dogshit leaked out, I might as well address it.
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Interesting choice of words. Not warned about us and the dangers of posting here, not asked or requested to stay away, but specifically instructed not to post here under any circumstances. Kinda sounds like something an abusive boyfriend might do to control your behavior. And if he's so controlling that he instructs you how to use the Internet, he's probably controlling enough to demand that you post something to clear his name after you accused him of beating you.
Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
Unfortunately, when I rose him, I was too forceful in my hysteria, and he mistook my rousing as slamming him on his cervical discs, which are central points of his pain!! (Which was NOT AT ALL INTENTIONAL, I would NEVER purposefully harm a person). Anybody who has ever know me has known that I am not a violent person, but he felt unsafe, which is deeply unfortunate and I certainly don't blame him since he was roused awake very suddenly. Now, the period in which I felt I had been "backhanded" (this was, unfortunately, my word to describe it), was actually explained to me afterward that Rich had awoken, after my rousing him, and attempted to stand upright on sweaty toes, and he fell into the desk near the side of the wall, thereby sending me falling onto the ground below.
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You're overegging the excuse pudding. First you say that you forcefully awakened Richard in a painful manner that made him feel unsafe, like you're trying to justify him striking you as the defensive reflex of a man who wasn't fully conscious at the time. Then you say that it was actually a farcical accident where Richard slipped on his sweaty toes and knocked you over trying to maintain his balance, and you somehow managed to misinterpret this as a deliberate act of violence against you.

But if it was all just a silly mistake then why would you bother mentioning that he felt unsafe? It's not like he's a half-squid man who starts shooting sweat out of his toes when he feels threatened, it's a completely irrelevant detail and it's suspicious that you'd even bring it up. Kinda seems like you were initially going to say that he did backhand you but not on purpose, then later decided to say it was just an accident, but you forgot to take out the part where you tried to justify why he hit you.
Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
I mistook it as being an action of malice against me, but when we revised the events, it was clear that I hadn't fully understood the events due to my panic attack.
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When you revised the events? What an unfortunate Freudian slip :story:
Mormon BPD Cokewhore said:
i was irresponsible to awaken Rich when he was sleeping, even though I needed support. In my panic, my memory was hazy and I accused him of intentionally hurting me, when he could do nothing of the sort.
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Waking up a sleeping person isn't irresponsible, though if that person is an opiate addicted alcoholic then it's definitely a bit reckless. What's really irresponsible is what you did afterwards. If your story is true then you publicly accused an innocent man of battery over a simple misunderstanding. If your story isn't true then you're covering for a serial abuser who can and will beat you again, and now you look like the "girl who cried backhand" so people will be less likely to believe you if you make similar claims in the future. Either way you really need to get your shit together.

...given what I just saw in your Facebook post after I finished writing this I'm guessing he really did hit you on purpose, in which case you should call the cops and seek help at a women's shelter immediately.
 
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Why worry about posting to GBS, if it's virtually guaranteed Lowtax, in the drug-fugue state he'll be in to cope with all the drama, is just going to tell people again to not go to KF, guaranteeing people go to KF?
 
RJ MacReady said:
In the span of maybe four hours Logan went from joining this website to hysterically defend Lowtax to howling that he's a woman beater on Facebook. It's as if every prediction about them chose to manifest at once like an imploding star. Magical.
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Never ever stick your dick in crazy. Lowtax refuses to learn this lesson and yet is surprised by the results each time.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
Never ever stick your dick in crazy. Lowtax refuses to learn this lesson and yet is surprised by the results each time?
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She is actually the less crazy component in this relationship. It's obvious now that Lowtax is a serial abuser on top of being a pillhead on top of being a general lying manipulative piece of shit.

And he's on a downward spiral, his behaviors are getting worse.
 
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So my guess on a timeline:
-lowtax and Logan get into a fight. He hits her or they both get physical.
-cops get called, logan goes to a hotel, posts on facebook.
-next day lowtax apologizes and Logan goes back
-logan freaks out realizing her meal ticket might be gone and is convinced lowtax didn't mean it (after being love bombed or told she fucked up and to fix it)
-comes here, behind lowtax's back, and fucks up her story (as multiple people pointed out)
-lowtax gets pissed she came here and another fight ensues.
-bitch gets smacked down again.
-New facebook post.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
Never ever stick your dick in crazy. Lowtax refuses to learn this lesson and yet is surprised by the results each time?
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Dude's a serial abuser. I think he's banking on the crazy making her less believable. Probably would work if she wasn't the third woman to say the same thing. Add in how he treats his older kids and...
 
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