- Joined
- Jun 22, 2018
Something stupid.
View attachment 1399844
It took me this long to realize that the moral of the story as Druckman sees it is "If you kill your enemies, they win."
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Something stupid.
View attachment 1399844
Unconfirmed but the Internet will say yes because it’s funnier that way.Just a question but does Neil really mo capped the sex scene?
He’s a pretentious asshole
„I don’t get this, I don’t understand, the mind that says this could be my last breath, this could be my last moment on this planet and I‘m going to spend it fucking with someone“
I could die with a smile on my face having the chance to tell Troy Baker with my final breath that has a faggot.
Again she’s only 170ib go to the gym for once in your life and you will see there is a difference between weight classes, the lower the weight you are, the easier to get buff and lean, especially women as they have more endurance than men. The higher of a weight is much much harder to maintain. I’m 170ib and I got easily lean and muscular when I used go to the gym, I went buff in 3 months only, I stopped ever since and got lazy but from experience you don’t need steroids at all, at that weight 77kg is nothing. Unless you want to gain more weight, 170ib is actually a heavyweight for women, for men it’s middle weight.
pushsquare commentators always blame some nebulous group of "xbox fanboys" when sony or a sony property is criticized.I can't believe that console wars are still a thing.
![]()
Dunkey has always been retarded so this shouldn't really suprise anyone. Didn't he get butthurt when he signed a contract to shill some games then didn't get paid when his videos were nothing but shitting on the games?
I think now's a good time to give it a rest.
You've been going at this for over 30 pages and refuse to answer basic questions like the one I posed to you, and everyone can see why you're doing it - because you can't frame an argument to save your life and you're obsessed with getting one up on those rascally Kiwis who are making fun of a game you seem to love (while being completely unable to explain why you like it). The others keep engaging in the vain hope that either you'll have a particularly entertaining sperg-out or that they can get some wisdom into your thought process, but you, ever unfathomable, you cannot be moved.
Every single time someone comprehensively breaks down why one of your points is wrong, or poses a challenge you have no way to answer, you back off, only to re-mount the exact same response with almost no change in tactics. I'll repeat what I said in my first response to you, and let the matter drop: No one has any issue with you liking the game. Enjoy it if you want. The writing of the game is objectively awful, the marketing for the game outright intended to mislead, and the game is destined to be remembered as one of the most botched follow-ups in the history of fiction.
Fucking Barrett has a better turnaround on his revenge-boner than Ellie and he isn't even the main focus of the story. Why? Because FF7R realizes how cliche a lot of the plot points are and runs with it.Of course that fat idiot would go for the contrarian opinion and give it a high score. It has no anime tropes, therefore it's good. Nevermind the dogshit story, no, it's "engaging" with "bold twists".
I find it fucking hilarious that he spoils FF7r and Death Stranding with no warning, but with TLOU2:
View attachment 1401022
He praises this game for things he shit on FF7r for.
TLOU2's awkward dialogue is suddenly okay because it doesn't have anime grunts.
TLOU2's shit story is okay because it's gritty and has "interesting" plot twists
TLOU2's dogshit combat is suddenly okay because pretty graphics and features like grass crawling.
It's fucking hilarious when he goes into pretentious analyst mode and starts sucking the game's dick for 60% of the video.
He's like Arin Hanson, he goes into games he thinks are "overhyped" and shits all over them for views and twitter trends, and then when people hate a game, he praises it for the same effect. His videos are so fucking soulless now, nothing but catchphrase spouting-fests and his fanbase is one of the most autistic on the internet, constantly spamming the same memes over and over, raiding the comments sections of people who critique him, and take his opinions as infallible because of the pretentious holier-than-thou way he carries himself in reviews like this.
It's like that whole 2012-era angry reviewer trope where they're like "I don't want to play this game, people are gonna crucify me", and then they do this shit:
except his fans genuinely believe that any flak dunkey gets cannot be correct and is the result of fanboyism, because Dunkey's obviously joking and doing satire(whenever it suits him).
Every fucking RPG review he's ever made has shit on the story while ignoring the gameplay, but in this one, he goes off and shits on everyone for doing the same thing.
"Everybody hates TLOU2, but I, Dunkey, shall be the voice of reason and suck its dick and therefore go against the grain". And now you have dicksucking fanboys claiming to have always loved TLOU2.
"Everybody loves FF7r/Octopath/KH3/Death Stranding, but I, Dunkey, am the voice of reason and I'll play the game bad on purpose and shit all over it for problems I caused (Death stranding bike)" and now dicksucking fanboys regurgitate his opinions endlessly.
BRENTALFLOSS
How does Dunkeys girlfriend (wife?) somehow look simultaneously underage and elderly at the same time?
Isn't he a simp for Nostalgia chick?BRENTALFLOSS
ALWAYS FUCKING BASED
BEST YOUTUBER MUSICIAN
BEST YOUTUBER MUSICIAN
Come on Dunkey, how do you find this game better than Death Stranding?
The worst part is that his fanbase will eat up anything he says and act like his reviews are true gospelCome on Dunkey, how do you find this game better than Death Stranding?
Deutschland ist schon lange tot (ich kann kein Deutsch, daher ist diese Übersetzung die beste, die ich bekommen kann)
It's brokeback mountain if instead of being a story of 2 cowboys eating pudding, it was about 2 cowboys eating pudding and one pretends to be a girl, then after rough no lube sodomy they beat someone to death while getting hard.Last of Us 2 is brokeback mountain if they tried to make it into a action movie