Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I think the most profound part of this is that if he just shut the fuck and kept his personal drama to himself when his wife took the kid, none of this would've come to light and he'd still have a decent shot at being a forums-landlord for a while longer.

I'ld say it goes well before that, it's not like he didn't already have a habit of talking about issues that shouldn't be public ever. I'm sure his older daughters will appreciate having their names tied to shmorky or all those times he openly talked shit about their mothers way of raising them.

Lowtax being smart about any of this would of included him admitting it wasn't working with MapleWife long before this and before running off to Utah for a badly disguised booty-call. He was a coward and lazy-ass who didn't want to deal with his failed marriage and thought he could just deport MapleWife when he was done with her because mommy said he could.

It's almost a little depressing that SA only cared when it was the crazy "business partner" girlfriend he moved in a few months ago vs any of the women who have 0 choice but to keep him in their lives for the kids sake, or glossed over how he gleefully crowed about potentially forcing Ashlii back to Canada without child custody rights. Still - better late than never I suppose.
 
They couldn't suck his dick hard enough when he was spinning his "my soon to be ex-wife kidnapped my daughter" bullshit.

Some of those dumb cunts even announced they were donating more to support him.

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What a weasel, why didn't he just post that in the GBS thread?

"would result in purging the mods and installing his own yes men"

Is this nigga even for real? Where the fuck else would he possibly find a more spineless, servile bunch of cucks to dance around his opioid throne?
 
I know I should be better than this but can someone spell it out for me. Did lowtax beat Logan? Last read page was 256 or some shit but I really can’t slog all of it to figure out if Logan is just being a normal manipulative bitch or if lowT just got hangey.
 
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I know I should be better than this but can someone spell it out for me. Did lowtax beat Logan? Last read page was 256 or some shit but I really can’t slog all of it to figure out if Logan is just being a normal manipulative bitch or if lowT just got hangey.

He either did or didn't. If he did, maybe it was because she was acting crazy but unless she was actually attacking him, obviously not justified, but even if he didn't, and this is the one time he's been falsely accused, it's because of his own habit of preying on fucked up women with mental problems he thinks he can control. A habit he shares with his asshole buddy Shmorky.

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[THIS IS WHAT GOONS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]
 
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I know I should be better than this but can someone spell it out for me. Did lowtax beat Logan? Last read page was 256 or some shit but I really can’t slog all of it to figure out if Logan is just being a normal manipulative bitch or if lowT just got hangey.

Maybe, maybe not. She's accusing him of it, which automatically means he definitely did it according to goon logic.

It wouldn't surprise me but my money's on it being a little more complicated than she makes it sound. They both seem like shitty people
 
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