Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I was around, just so nobody can claim any different: helldump was worse. Worse than anything you could possibly imagine.

 

[AnOminous]

Showing the usual sanity you can expect from the loons on C-SPAM someone is suggesting posting death threats to politicians to get Low-T visited by the Secret Service.

 

[Unog]

A thousand hours in photoshop.

Lol.

 

[AnOminous]

And the dim goons think this is an "offsite" of them and not a site that has been a lot bigger for years and has nothing to do with them.

Not all of them are utter morons, though. I can't get over the registration dates this thread is full of. Look at this shit. Accounts that if they were people would be legally adults.

This got a lot of reeeeeing in response.

Get a load of this ignoramus.

And everyone still fucking hates Fags Are Useless.

 

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Just so you guys know, horrorcow extraordinnaire Chelsea "Zoe Quinn" van Valenburg was posting on helldump while still a minor. For those of you who remember those days, the unfunny faggots who couldn't cut it over at fyad, or were laughed off byob, the most pathetic subforum, found a haven in that cesspit. It went on too long but it permanently killed off whatever sense of "community" the forums had at that point.
I'm posting this here in hopes some troon soymaster asshole might be reading this thread: you brought all of this on yourselves.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Goons are such losers and act like battered women themselves that they will run back and recharge Richard’s Patreon when he makes yet another muh crumbling spine plea. This isn’t the first time the forums told him to fuck off and it won’t be the last.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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edit: it dropped again after I posted the last clip LOL

Hehehe. Something about watching these kinds of people fail is so satisfying.

 

[Unog]

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"mongrel". Isn't that racist by these chuckleheads' standards? Not sure if FAU is a PoC or not, but it's not like they'd be okay with calling a white dude a nigger.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

This won't sink Lowtax. Goons are used to abuse, SA's business model relies on that.

 

[AnOminous]

Just so you guys know, horrorcow extraordinnaire Chelsea "Zoe Quinn" van Valenburg was posting on helldump while still a minor.

And the very same scum currently reeeeing about the farms over there probably worship that thieving whore.

 

[Peep Plops]

Why are goons so fucking stupid and wrong about everything all the time? Helldump was a forum where impotent faggots line boniface and ol' spud-nose tony danza's ho went to feel superior to the other mongs on the forums. Cspam on the other hand is nothing but workshy faggots in dresses larping as revolutionaries, so in other words, a worthy follow-up to laissez faire.

 

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And the very same scum currently reeeeing about the farms over there probably worship that thieving whore.

Fun fact: try saying anything about zoe over at games and see how quick you get a gamergate avatar or nazi tag. It would not surprise me to find out she still lurks/ sucks dicks at their discord.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Queen of Worthless Bogan gets laid out and Rich finally has the rank and file revolt on him. Only took 6 months, but we finally get the all-around feel good story of 2020

 

[Rhysuu]

So does this all mean that Logan is single now?

Hit me up @Mormon BPD Cokewhore

 

[AnOminous]

The morning is off to a great start.

That's another $500 in the last two hours.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

It's after 7 and Rich still hasn't made an entrance in his own forum? LOL

Either he'll have to fuck off and hand the forums off or it'll be nuked. Those are the only 2 outcomes now.

 

[AnOminous]

It's after 7 and Rich still hasn't made an entrance in his own forum? LOL

Either he'll have to fuck off and hand the forums off or it'll be nuked. Those are the only 2 outcomes now.

He's probably still in a drug stupor.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

It's after 7 and Rich still hasn't made an entrance in his own forum? LOL

Either he'll have to fuck off and hand the forums off or it'll be nuked. Those are the only 2 outcomes now.

He's probably busily scouring FriskyFootFetishits.net trying to find more damaged goods to knock up

 

[Kulee Baba]

Novel thought from Counterparts here.

A forum of people obsessed with internet culture with a conservative slant? Could such a place even exist??

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

He's probably still in a drug stupor.

Probably the case. When he wakes up his internet "career" is going to be over.

I expect his patreon will be down by more than half by the end of the day and will be mostly gone by the end of the week. He won't be getting any rereg money either.

Novel thought from Counterparts here.
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A forum of people obsessed with internet culture with a conservative slant? Could such a place even exist??

That's actually a pretty solid prediction too bad for Richard there aren't enough right wingers left to fill up the bed of a pickup truck.