Padme Amidala paced around her luxurious apartment, nervous for the upcoming senate meeting. They would be voting on something very important to Padme; the potential embargo of all Gran Pedo, the only good Mexican restaurant this side of Coruscant. Lately she had been having a weird craving for Mexican for some reason, but she hadn't been able to find any decent restaurants. After hearing about the embargo, she decided to try it out last night and it was DELICIOUS. She had had helping after helping, course after course, until her skintight white outfit was fit to bursting. The embargo was being placed due to allegations of illegal materials being used in the food, which could seriously mess up your digestive system. However, Padme hadn't felt any of the effects, so she was determined to stop the embargo.
Suddenly, Padme doubled over in pain, a strong cramp in her gut causing her to cry out.
"It's probably just nerves..." she said, worried. Suddenly she felt something moving through her insides. Grunting, she pushed out a sizeable fart.
PRRRRRRRPPPT!
Gasping in shock, Padme began to get second thoughts about trying the food, let alone eating so much of it.
"It's just nerves," she reassured herself, but then the smell hit her. The eggy stench caused her to wrinkle her nose, and she opened the window, gagging. Suddenly her earpiece went off, with Bail Organa telling her that the transport was here to collect her. Sighing, she began walking towards the door, when suddenly the cramps hit again.
PRRRRRRPT!
PRRROOORRRP!
PAAARRRRP!
PLLLLLPRRRRRT!
She ran towards the door to the landing bay, farts coming out every time she took a step. Running through the door, she slammed it before any of the terrible stink could escape.
Padme stepped onto the landing bay, feeling calmer. The pain in her stomach had subsided a bit, and her driver was a robot- he couldn't smell. The transport also had open sides, meaning any gas she did produce would be sucked out by the wind.
"HELLO SENATOR AMIDALA" the robot said, nodding it's head in her direction. She smiled and nodded back, and got seated in the back. As they took off, she decided to try and push a few farts out, as the cramp was still present. Leaning her ass out of the side of the transport, she pushed out a few farts.
PRRRRPT!
PFFFFFFT!
PRRRRRRRPPPPPPLLLLLT!
The last one was quite long at 8 seconds, and made Padme sigh with relief. The cramp was still there, however.
"Why...PRRRRPT! did that Mexican... PPPRRRRPPLLL! have to be so...PPPRRRRRORRRRP! tasty? HNNNG... PRRROOOLLLLLPPPT!". Her eyes widened as she pushed out a long wet fart. She quickly checked her underwear, but she was fine.
"Phew..." she said in relief, deciding to not fart anymore. However, if the smell hadn't gone out the side of the transport, she would've known something was seriously wrong.
2 hours later, Padme was sitting in her senators pod, listening to the speaker drone on. She hadn't farted since the wet one, however the gas had been building up to no end. With her stomach growling, she decided to let out a stealthy fart to ease the cramping.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!
Padme went bright red as a 15 second loud, bubbly fart pushed it's way out of her ass. Luckily no-one expected it was her, and the other senators were looking around in confusion. Then the smell hit her. A mixture of rotten eggs and cabbage filled the sinuses of the nearby senators, and they gagged. Still bright red, Padme stood up to make her speech. She knew now that the Mexican food DID have something in it, so she was no longer going to defend it. But she wasn't going to let it get embargoed just yet, however.
"We live in a fair and democratic society," she began, her voice ringing out within the hall. The room was deathly silent apart from her voice, and in horror she felt the tell-tale gurgle of her stomach as her gas made it's way down to her ass. "Gran Pedo is a perfectly legal restaurant, and as the saying goes: they're innocent until proven guilty." The fart was now fighting it's way out of her ass, and she clenched her cheeks as hard as she could to stop it. However, eventually she couldn't hold it any more, and she let out an audible grunt as the fart pushed it's way out.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT...
The fart was extremely loud, and just kept going. Reddening with embarrassment, Padme tried to continue.
"These are allegations, nothing more. Until we have conrete-"
...RRRRRRPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP...
"-evidence, no action should be taken place. I will personally-"
...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPPPPP...
"-oversee these tests and will report back with the results," she said, trying to ignore the fart. This was impossible, however, as the fart had reached the noise level of a small aircraft.
....OOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFF...
the force of the fart blasted open the back of Padme's outfit, exposing her bare ass, jiggling with the force of the flatulence. Padme gave up speaking once the smell reached her nose. A toxic concoction of Moldy cheese, Rotten eggs, Moldy cabbage, Rotting meat, raw sewage, sour milk and maggots began spreading through the colossal hall housing the senate.
...OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...
The fart took on a wetter turn as the more and more gas filled the room. 2 of Padme's neighboring senators collapsed from the stench, with the rest trying to evacuate. Padme just closed her eyes with a mixture of shame, disgust and a bit of arousal, and pushed harder.
...OOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT!
The record breaking 5 minute fart finally ended and thuds could be heard throughout the hall as the rest of the senators passed out. Falling weakly to the floor, Padme continued to fart, even though she had just gassed out one of the biggest buildings in Coruscant.
PRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRPT!
PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPT!
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!
This went on for hours, until finally Padme was done. The stench was so bad that some of the alien races with better noses had permanent nasal damage, and paint was peeling off the walls. Padme reached for her communicator and called Gran Pedos.
"Hello... I would like 50 crates of your food delivered to Naboo, please." And with that, she blacked out.
Around 100 years later...
After exploring the sand dunes for hours, a young scavenger named Rey found a new transport ship on the desert planet of Jakku. She cautiously entered the ship, shining her light around and located 50 crates inside the cargo hold. Frowning, she glanced at the side of the crate, making out the words "Gran Pedo". She laughed with glee when she discovered that they contained food; she hadn't eaten in a week.
"We're having dinner tonight, boys!" she said to no-one in particular. She immediately started scoffing, not noticing that it was 100 years out of date.
5 hours later, she wandered the ship, her stomach full for the first time in years.
"That was so good!" she laughed, practically skipping along. "I can't believe I ate 14 crates all by myself... I really am a pi- OWCH!" Rey yelled out as she doubled over in pain. The chemicals in the food had only strengthened over the last century, and Rey would soon have gas even worse than Padme's. Sweating, Rey rushed to the nearest toilets on the ship. After looking for 3 minutes she finally found them, and threw herself onto the nearest one.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRT!
PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTT!
PRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLT!
Rey sighed with relief as farts echoed out of her ass and into the bowl. The toilet began getting cracks in it as the pure force of the flatulence pummeled it without care.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
A huge, wet fart cannoned out of her ass, destroying the toilet. Rey stood up unsteadily, being forced forwards partially by the gas. The stench was unreal, easily 4 times as bad as Padme's aroma from before. Used to exploring in areas with little Oxygen, however, Rey placed her breathalyzer onto her face. She could still smell the fart, but it wasn't as bad. Feeling more gas coming, she lifted her leg up and grunted.
PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPLLLLLLT!
PPPPPRRRRRRRRPPT! PRRRRRRRPPPPPPRLLLLLLLLP!
POOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!
She gasped with relief, her worn clothes being destroyed at the seams by the force of the gas. She ripped off the remaining clothes and stood there, her bare ass jiggling with the force of the gas.
An hour of farting later, she stood in one of the bedrooms of the ship, a small hole in it's side adjacent to the sands outside. Rey reckoned it would make a quick escape route if the ship was destroyed. This was a possibility, as her farts had weakened the structure of the ship and the stench had begun to make the metal twist and form. Taking off her breathalyzer, she decided she didn't mind the stink- in fact, she loved it. Strangely, Rey was aroused by the whole ordeal, her pussy dripping with anticipation. She sat on the bed and lifted up her legs.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!
A long, bassy fart exited her ass as she began to finger herself.
"This is so wrong..." she moaned, and farted again.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLTTTT!
This one was relatively short and bubbly, but still impressive. Rey stuck her head between her legs and hungrily sniffed, the smell burning her nostrils. Her ass cheeks clapped together rapidly, more farts escaping her.
PRRRPT!
POORRLP!
PARRRP!
PRRFFFT!
The farts were short and bassy, and were joined by creaking and groaning as the ship begun to collapse from the damage sustained from the flatulence. She crawled through the hole, masturbating at 100 miles per hour, and fell to her knees in the sand.
"One... last... fart..." she gasped, sensing her stomach was almost empty. With a grunt, she stuck her head between her legs and pushed out a monster.
PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The fart lasted 60 seconds, and was wet and bassy. Sniffing like her life depended on it, Rey climaxed, bucking wildly as her nude body orgasmed. Her scream of ecstasy was dwarfed by the huge BOOM of the ship behind her collapsing into the sand, never to be seen again. After what felt like hours of laying there in shock, Rey got up and rubbed her ass, bruised from clapping together from the flatulence. Looking around, she saw the remaining 36 crates from the ship, having moved them out earlier.
"Looks like I've got lots more fun to have" she smirked, walking towards them as the sun set behind her.
