I've met a fair amount of autistic individuals in my time of living in the UK; the country with the 2nd highest amount of autism diagnoses (fun fact). For now, I will only tell you about one sperg, but I've known many more throughout the years
I first saw this kid at the start of highschool. I'll call him Ziggy, because he looked like Ziggy from Lazytown, but with curly hair. Apart from that, this kid was a real life version of Ziggy, in terms of physical appearance. Short, fat, blond, babyish face. He looked like an overgrown baby. In addition, he also behaved like an overgrown baby. He's the kind of kid that would've been killed off and cannibalised by his own tribe in prehistoric times for not pulling any weight and being too much of a burden (which I guess goes for most autists). If I had to guess, he was probably mid-to-high-functioning. I say this because he was never in any of my classes, but most of the high-functioning autists were, but at the same time he didn't seem so exceptional that he could be low or mid-functioning. That's kinda the best way I could put it
Anyway, enough about that boring bullshit, back to what made Ziggy an autist. As I've mentioned earlier, not only was he short and fat and looked like a bowlingball, he also acted like a child way too young to be in highschool. When something didn't go his way, or someone bullied him, he would always act in a pathetic and juvenile way that just encouraged even more bullying, similar to how a young child would act. He would whine like a little bitch and/or throw tantrums and pissy fits. Of course, he was a big target for bullies due to the way he reacted to even the mildest of banter and teasing, as well as how small and fat he was. It wasn't uncommon to see him get bullied by entire crowds of kids because of how easy of a target he was and how he reacted. I'm honestly very surprised he never got bullied to death. He would've been killed in most other schools. In fact, he never got into any fights and never even got assaulted or physically harmed by anyone. It was mostly verbal bullying. Due to his behaviour, extreme sperginess and rock-bottom social status, he had very little friends, with his only "friends" merely pretending to be his friends because they were getting paid and/or talked shit behind his back
While not a huge nerd by any means, Ziggy was a fan of video games and movies like your typical sperg. His favorites being Angry Birds and Marvel, particularly the Avengers. His favorite of the Avengers was The Hulk, which he would sometimes quote with copious amounts of autism whenever he got pissed over something. This was pretty hilarous because not only was he unironically quoting a comic-book character while trying to sound scary and threatening, but he was also a chubby, overgrown baby with a high-pitched, shaky, whiny voice. Needless to say, it was a complete lulzfest when he got angry and tried to intimidate a group of kids taking the piss out of him
There's a few stories I could tell you about this sperg among spergs, but I'll just tell you this one for now
During the later parts of highschool, I did Geography as one of my electives. I was on a required fieldtrip, where I had to work in a small group to study and take notes of features both in the city, and the nearby river. Everyone who did Geography was required to take part in this assessment, including Ziggy; who just so happened to be put in the same group as me by the teacher because I was one of the few kids who didn't bully him to oblivion all the time, so I guess the teacher assumed I would've been the most tolerant to Ziggy and his juvenile bullshit (in fact, I was always asigned him whenever we would go on trips because anyone else would've probably beaten the shit out of him and left him out to rot)
Ziggy was pissed he had to go. Throughout the bus ride, he bitched and whined about having to go on the trip that was required for the elective. There must've been some kind of saintly aura influencing everyone that day, because not one kid bullied or teased him or even told him to shut the fuck up and stop whining like a little shit
Eventually, we turned up at the city to do our assessment. Ziggy would not get out of the bus, still whining about being made to do the trip. I was sick of his shit already, so I got one of the teachers to force him out of the bus
Throughout the assessment, Ziggy did not work well at all in a team, and he was generally whiny and uncooperative. He did literally no work, so I had to do all of the work for him (we were supposed to work in teams and gather individual data). Eventually, one of the teachers stepped in because it was clear Ziggy was not gonna be doing any work he was supposed to
At one point, Ziggy started to lay on a bench. With the raincoat he was wearing, combined with the way he layed on the bench, he looked like a homeless person and I had to force him off the bench so he wouldn't be left behind looking like a homeless person that would get stabbed by some chav
One of the things we had to note down in the city was the amount of WiFi bars we got on our phone, to take data on phone signal. Most of us had full WiFi, but Ziggy's phone only had two bars of WiFi. Not paritcularly important, but I thought that was pretty weird and mildly suspicious. Maybe he just had a really shit phone or something, idk
After we were done with the city, we got on the bus again to go to the river that was nearby to take data from there. We arrived at the river, and just like last time, Ziggy refused to do any work and didn't cooperate, meaning I had to pull all the weight because the teachers refused to discipline his autistic ass. For the most part, I was able to do what I needed on my own; but then I had to measure the width of the river. This would've required two people to do, and since Ziggy was being a little shit and not helping out like he was supposed to do, I was unable to complete this part of the assessment. I couldn't ask anyone else for help, because they were either already in groups and we were supposed to work in our own groups without "cheating", or they were teachers that didn't wanna help me out because I already had too much help in their minds and they required me to work with the little pisschild that refused to cooperate because he was too buttbruised
Then, without any hesitation, Ziggy yelled out "GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I WANNA KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!", in the middle of our river bullshit in front of everyone. He kept on muttering "I WANNA KILL MYSELF", over and over again, in varying volumes while pacing around in classic autistic fashion
This kid wanted to kill himself over having to do an assessment in school. Jesus fucking Christ
Luckily, the teachers were having none of his shit and didn't suck his dick or coddle him, even when he was threatening his suicide he wasn't going to commit. It was clear Ziggy was just trying to manipulate the teachers into letting him not do any work, rather than him snapping at his breaking-point at an unfortunate time, and the teachers knew this and didn't feed into his obvious bullshit. This is a rarity among UK schools
I could tell you a few more minor stories about this sperg, as well as other spergs, but I'll leave it here for now because this post is already way too long. Let me know if you want more autistitales
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