Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

"Who are you?" is one of hallmarks of a Hail Mary flex on people calling you out on shit. Hard cope.

Yup, it's a bitchmade popularity contest cop out. Not a great look for an admin there. Especially one known more for pissing everyone off, less than contributing good content.

 

[Something Awful]

In This Update I Murder My Fiancee and Unborn Child

 

[Ilmseil]

lmao of course the mods knew and were actively covering up fucking heinous acts until it became inconvenient, they're fucking leftists, it's what they DO. Like all leftists, they're fucking total hypocrite scum.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[AnOminous]

Goons are freaking out over stuff that's been public knowledge on Kiwi Farms for 6 months.

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"How has this not been a giant deal before now?!"

Because your shitty mods would ban anyone who tried to talk about it you dumb goon fuck.

 

[Ilmseil]

I love all the qualifiers he constantly uses, both in this latest little incident and all the others with Assliiii

"YEAH GOOFTROOP? SO WHERE'S THE SIGNED NOTARIZED STATEMENT BY THE JUDGEMASTER GENERAL SAYING THAT I, RICHARD "FUCKING LOSER IMMINENTLY ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF" KYANKA AM GUILTY? NOTHING? HAHA CHECKMATE!"

 

[RubinKazan]

Forums down for anybody else?

Edit: nevermind

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I love all the qualifiers he constantly uses, both in this latest little incident and all the others with Assliiii

"YEAH GOOFTROOP? SO WHERE'S THE SIGNED NOTARIZED STATEMENT BY THE JUDGEMASTER GENERAL SAYING THAT I, RICHARD "FUCKING LOSER IMMINENTLY ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF" KYANKA AM GUILTY? NOTHING? HAHA CHECKMATE!"

That goes right up in there with his insistence that if he never touched her, then there's no abuse. As if verbal / psychological abuse is just some artificial nemesis from a comic book.

Also,

 

[proteus4994]

This ones now getting reposted too

 

[Spunt]

Innocent people attack the accusation. Guilty people attack the evidence.

An innocent person will say "I didn't do the bad thing." A guilty person will say "there's no evidence I did the bad thing, prove I did the bad thing."

Lowtax's psychology is nothing if not transparent.

Compare those Lowtax DMs to Angry Joe's response to the attempted metooing he was subject to a few days ago. It's night and day.

 

[Ilmseil]

When I was a wee lad fresh out of college and starting a career in social work, I took a job at a homeless shelter. Got to know that life/type pretty well. The 40+ year old guys who used to have it pretty good because of family/inheritance/good job and never had to do "Real work" but then fell hard into addiction and burned every last bridge they had and suddenly had to face the reality that they were relegated to working some bitch call center job or manual labor until they died rarely ever coped with it well.


So, Rich, better start studying!

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Man. This must be the first time I read a SA thread since the 2000s. Apparently "are you a bad enough dude to save the president?" references are still cutting-edge comedy on SA. And they all still seem to think reddit is where all the "nazis" go.

It's like they're frozen in a late 2000s time capsule and they're just viewing the current year through a tiny window in their pod, it's eerie.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[WOPR]

One of these fags actually trying to talk to this piece of shit should press him on his whole "Woe is me, for I am but a simple tenant who cannot make rental payments" shtick, while easily available public records show that he owns a fucking $400k McMansion abomination in the middle of Shitheel County, Missouri.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I can't remember if I cried
when I read about his battered bride
something touched me deep inside
the day the forums died
Soo... bye bye my goldbelly pie

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Remember friends, don't stick your dick in crazy. Especially Mormon BPD cokewhore crazy.

 

[Beavis]

Courtesy of Jobbo_Fett in GBS.

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Don’t report damn it! I want to see it gradually slide to $0.

 

[WOPR]

In fact, here's the property tax summary for his tacky ass house and equally tacky $40k SUV. It lists him as 100% owner of the property at 5509 NE Oaks Ridge Ln. You can look that up on Zillow and get the photos and property value.