The Sex Doll Community - I, Hoebot

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Are you lonely, have disposable income, and like things that don't fight back when you stick your peepee in them? Then the Sex Doll Community might be the place for you!
It is what it sounds like. A bunch of guys, it's pretty much only guys, have weighed the options, ran the numbers, done the research, and have decided that this:
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is a good idea. Now, that's not being quite fair. They mostly go for weeb shit.
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So, you may be thinking that this isn't that bad, it's just more fetish shit, but here's the thing. These shits aren't cheap, and the dudes into this both feel the need to share this and are the exact kinds of people you would expect.
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My nigga has a 3'3" doll, that looks like that, has another named Jennifer. Here's his posts, it's something.
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Look at his fucking room.
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That lolidoll has seen some horrible, horrible shit.
Here's a more sfw example.
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>it can be used or damaged as well

But where do these dudes hang out and talk hobbies? Why, their very own forum of course!
A very secret forum that you must make an account to even read, by the way.
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The sacrifices I make for journalism, I'm tied to this shit now.
But what goes on at The Doll Forum?
So, those weren't really sexdolls, but more like barbies. But you will notice a theme of photography in this community. It's so massive that both the Forum has a specific place just for that.
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Oh boy, what's in here?
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You get the idea, it's the most depressing amateur pornographers all grouped together in one place. And yes, there is porn. It's exactly what you'd imagine.
But, I have one last thing to show you.
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I don't have any words, but thanks to @SnowStraw for finding this guy.
I just want to stress that behind every picture, there is a person with a camera, and this is what exists in the same world as you.

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So what's funny about this?
I find the idea that there's a community of amateur photographers/MGTOWs who are very happy to share that they keep anime waifus in their rooms funny in an absurdest sense.
Like a more nihilistic version of Lars and the Real Girl, but real and there's a lot of them running about.
 
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I find the idea that there's a community of amateur photographers/MGTOWs who are very happy to share that they keep anime waifus in their rooms funny in an absurdest sense.
Like a more nihilistic version of Lars and the Real Girl, but real and there's a lot of them running about.

Alright then, but you gotta find some Funnier Content!
 
I once had the pleasure of evicting a roommate who owned one of these.

After he bought it, we (third roommate and I) mocked him mercilessly for it and I thought the shame would have driven him into hiding, but no. He would dress it up in people clothes and leave it sitting around the apartment outside of his bedroom (even at my FUCKING DINING TABLE) and that was just too fucking far.

The very final straw that got us to get serious about removing him though was when we found it posed in a fetal position in the bathroom tub with rope around its wrists. To this day the mental image of that freshly used sex doll curled up like it wanted to die still occasionally haunts my nightmares.

Thanks OP for reminding me of all this anew. I probably won't join you all in this thread again but I hope you find some funny shit.
 
I'd really like to see more content for this thread, tbh. Are there any " leaders " for this community or just general people of note? Any infamous clips you could add for that extra razzle dazzle?
I suppose DollHousePhil from Rekieta’s streams is a big name, but he actually tries to keep a clean nose.
There was that one doll that became a meme a while back, but it’s not exactly infamous.
I did find this on the Reddit, though.
How is that not appealing?
 
I suppose it's a start. For formatting, I suggest removing any stray attachments, mainly the two commision.PNG images, and try not to feature such large screenshots, especially when you're switching back and forth between full size and thumbnail.
 
So what's funny about this?

OP missed out on the best part of that doll forum: There's a subsection for people who are into vinyl/latex inflatable dolls. You know, those horrid-looking "novelty" things they sell in sex shops that look nothing like the pornstar images on the box? Guys actually fuck those, for real, and like it enough to join a hobby forum about it.

Also, that screenshotted thread is just two SmartDolls. They're not sex dolls at all to my knowledge, more along the lines of the BJD hobby. That brand is basically Volks Dollfie Dream knock-offs for the Tumblr crowd.
 
So what's funny about this?
Honestly if there's a community about this and the content they create comes off as absolutely "thank god I'm not like this" emotions and reactions it could be something to see for maybe a month or two. But that doesn't mean I would say this isn't worth a thread considering that the new age of sex dolls has also brought in a new generation of creeps.
 
Thought I'd add some of the madness. For what it’s worth, you don’t really need an account to see everything, I think it might just be a few of the photo-centric subforms.

Here's a 16-page thread (archive) on an inflatable, silicone fat chick. Click that at your own risk because it contains a lot of specific detail on stuff you probably never wanted to think about.

Apparently, a classic inflatable latex model was called Letha Weapons (archive). Note the image on the box versus the actual... thing. One poster claims to have owned four of them.

Or for those who have their weird doll fetish overlap with a plush fetish, there's always Teddy Babes (archive). Or the more nightmare-inducing Velour Vixens (archive). Somebody even made a plush pregnant doll (archive).

Oh, and this is one of the ads that popped up. Check out the second frame: Is that a blow-up doll of Amy Schumer?!
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