Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AmpleApricots]

I was sure SA was eventually going to collapse but I didn't think it'd happen like that and this quickly. 2020 is a wildcard of a year, isn't it?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I kept pretty close tabs on this thread, and this is definitely news. What kind of scummy fuck reaches over his sleeping children to do this type of shit???

Yeah, I had never seen this report. I knew it had been stated he abused Megan but holy shit! This is by far the worst of any of the reports. I guess it makes sense, Megan was with Rich way longer than anyone else so she probably has abuse horror stories for ages.

The police regularly have to go rescue women from the McMansion of abuse.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

" Goldbelly is a curated online marketplace for regional and artisanal foods crafted by local food purveyors throughout the United States..."

HAHAHA 'curated'. Hipster marketing bibblebabble to sell dramatically overpriced bougie cookies and pies.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Lol lowtax isn’t going to negotiate with anybody, except maybe Goldbelly.

He will do whatever it takes to still be a "top dog" in some aspects, he's a narcissist motivated by notoriety and approval and he'll kiss some boots for now if it means he's still looked up to later on in some way.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

Lol lowtax isn’t going to negotiate with anybody, except maybe Goldbelly.

If anything he will try to find some way where he still collects all the money SA generates, and things go on as usual, but he removes himself as an admin and user to appease the rubes

 

[NERF or NOTHIN']

Yeah, I had never seen this report. I knew it had been stated he abused Megan but holy shit! This is by far the worst of any of the reports.

But then again, who responds to a phone tug-of-war by biting the other person?

 

[Never Scored]

But then again, who responds to a phone tug-of-war by biting the other person?

Imagine if your spouse tried to take your phone, and dug their nails into your fingers while trying to wrestle it away to the point of fucking bleeding. Can you blame her?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

" Goldbelly is a curated online marketplace for regional and artisanal foods crafted by local food purveyors throughout the United States..."

HAHAHA 'curated'. Hipster marketing bibblebabble to sell dramatically overpriced bougie cookies and pies.

What do you expect from Mr. Mangosteen?

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

What do you expect from Mr. Mangosteen?

In the past 36 hours I think I made 3 calls that happened within hours :v

This isn't a 'toot of my horn', so much as an indication that Lowtax and the outcomes of his choices are kind of easy to predict.

 

[Ilmseil]

I have quite a bit of experience with domestic violence as a wife beating alcoholic (jk lol I was a social worker) and my two cents: From what I've seen, the vast majority of these cases are some degree of mutual behavior. I don't care to sit down and speculate re: all LowT's other failed relationships, but at least in this situation and based on his established pattern of behavior, substance abuse (mutual), emotional instability (mutual), what likely happened was pretty much what everyone here predicted.

My personal theory is pretty similar to the "Lowtax smash" post a while back. They likely both got wasted/pillerino'd out, some random thing set one of them off, maybe Lowtax made one of his well-known usual passive-aggressive comments in response to one too many of her wacky zany quirky behaviors, she got set off by it, "what the FUCK is THAT supposed to mean???" Lowtax responds with his usual eye rolling "dumb crazy bitch" under his breath muttering, then flees to his mancave and passes out in a haze like usual, she gets even more pissed because she wants to keep fighting/usual BPD feedback loop, tries to hit/slap Taxman awake so she can get her "satisfaction", LowT doesn't take too kindly to this as he is only 1/3rd of the way conscious and at that level your base lizard brain is still active and overriding any real conscious thought and pops her one. The rest is history.

We all said this was gonna happen, of course. I'm definitely no "believe all women" fag, having seen how this works way too often, but if anything, it's Richardo's own proclivities and behaviors/pattern of behavior that make me believe this. I think some of it was probably exaggerated and from some of Logan's statements it makes me think this is not her first rodeo being slapped around and using emotional manipulation (some of this is a little too on the nose and obvious, like "I fell down the stairs"? Come on) to elicit sympathy/play up her sob story. Also while I do believe she had mixed emotions when she made that "I have committed terrible crimes against the DPRSA" video, she was on some level aware of how forced it looked and felt.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

What a fucking nightmare. I'm glad she's going home.

I wish Ashli had the same support tbh.

Ashli didn't deserve any of her treatment. I could give a fuck about Logan. What did or did not happen to her was at least 50 percent her fault.

I've really got no special hate for Richard or anything and I'm not exactly yearning to see him completely destroyed but he's brought this fate upon himself and honestly this is some funny shit.

 

[Ghostse]

I recall it was something along the lines of.
"I saw this checkbox in cloudflare so I clicked it and all the forums began loading super fast but then I got the bill and it was $6,000,000 >>>Patreon<<<"

Oh that's right, I'd forgotten. And that's how the numbers came out. He said something like his bill tripled or quadrupled or whatever, and simple math let you figure out that the usual costs were $2,000, and I believe he'd said the costs were greater than SA's 6K/mo in income (conveniently leaving off the patreonbux)

He's repeated the $2,000/mo number since then, so I think that's reasonably accurate.

Someone should send her in to rebrand DarkSydePhil and revive his career.

DSP is like the final boss of taking down dumb luck e-beggers. It would great to see.

 

[Hesa]

Where Ashli and her kid are going to suffer is the sudden loss of the money that would have been part of the alimony but apart from that this is still funny as fuck.

 

[Ilmseil]

Ashli's worst mistake, frankly, was being naive and a little dumb. She never struck me as a malicious actor, and when the crazy heated up with LowT, it seems like her maternal instincts took precedence over anything else. She is by far the most sympathetic of the two.

I've really got no special hate for Richard or anything and I'm not exactly yearning to see him completely destroyed but he's brought this fate upon himself and honestly this is some funny shit.

I'm not sitting here lusting for Taxdeath, but MAN, I'd be lying if I said I have ever felt this level of schadenfreude in a long time. Richard threw his lot in with the trannies and other assorted mentally ill lefties, he's an irredeemable piece of shit woman beater, arguably a worse father than your average "Honey I'm going out for cigs, be back later)" deadbeat. Ironically, even though I think he only sucked up to the troons because he felt it was the path of least resistance, it's pretty typical "male feminist" behavior.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

If anything he will try to find some way where he still collects all the money SA generates, and things go on as usual, but he removes himself as an admin and user to appease the rubes

That's not going to happen now, obviously.

The only way this story ends is with SA going offline when he kills it or fails to pay the bills.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Where Ashli and her kid are going to suffer is the sudden loss of the money that would have been part of the alimony but apart from that this is still funny as fuck.

Im sure the comrade troons who were able to donate to lowtax's booze and pills fund will help out a abused poor women and daughter....right?

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

That's not going to happen now, obviously.

The only way this story ends is with SA going offline when he kills it or fails to pay the bills.

You say that, but while all this is going on there are still subforums going about their business as usual

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Lol lowtax isn’t going to negotiate with anybody, except maybe Goldbelly.

Trying to buy out SA really kinda defeats the purpose of "I'm not giving my money to a domestic abuser!", no?

You say that, but while all this is going on there are still subforums going about their business as usual

Yeah that's how it's going to go until it stops.

They either have to buy him out, which is dumb because what's the point, or they have to let it die. They've backed themselves into a corner that ensures the destruction of the website.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

This implies they’re going to trash the place. This is wonderful.

Too late- the troons got there first.

" Goldbelly is a curated online marketplace for regional and artisanal foods crafted by local food purveyors throughout the United States..."

HAHAHA 'curated'. Hipster marketing bibblebabble to sell dramatically overpriced bougie cookies and pies.

"Curated" meaning "We require them to send us hundreds if not thousands of dollars of product for free to perform 'quality control checks'."

 

[Beavis]

You say that, but while all this is going on there are still subforums going about their business as usual

lowtax already isn’t in control of the forums. They don’t want him getting the money.