Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

They're literally all sex pests they're fucking transvestites lmao


Their literal (trying not to abuse the word but it is apt) entire defining characteristic as human fucking beings revolves 100% around their degenerate fetish of pretending to be dainty women and getting rammed by multiple dicks, so much so they will literally have their dicks sawed off and a suppurating knife wound installed that they have to stop from healing and then call it a "vagina".
 
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This was posted over in S.A. I don't remember seeing this before, does anyone know where this is from and if Low tax did own/owned an audi and a porsche?
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Dafuqisdis? said:
Trying to buy out SA really kinda defeats the purpose of "I'm not giving my money to a domestic abuser!", no?
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When you've lived your entire life on a $10 pay to post forum and couldn't move on to another section of the internet like all your goon pals did years ago, it's hard to move on. When goons and former goons call themselves "extremely online" it's referring to the fact that they've pissed their entire life away in front of a computer screen on a forum, and they'd give money to an abuser to see their dead comedy forum stay alive a bit longer.
 
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A lot of goons donating probably aren't very active. The last time people canceled donations I remember several goons with decent donation sizes mention that they only check in once every few months and don't follow things super closely. Goons should be getting the word out to cancel to fellow goons in their social circle the best they possibly can... Else, can a goon really call goon'self an "ally?"
 
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A lot of goons donating probably aren't very active. The last time people canceled donations I remember several goons with decent donation sizes mention that they only check in once every few months and don't follow things super closely. Goons should be getting the word out to cancel to fellow goons in their social circle the best they possibly can... Else, can we really call goon'self "allies?"
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Before Lowtax did his huge pity party in April 2019, prompting the massive goonrush to toss money into the hole in his backyard, he had about 324 backers. Currently he has about 381. Some of these people might just not have gotten the memo yet and haven't unbacked. The others are probably the ones who decided to donate to gaming garbage unironically and then forgot they backed him.
 
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Ilmseil said:
They're literally all sex pests they're fucking transvestites lmao


Their literal (trying not to abuse the word but it is apt) entire defining characteristic as human fucking beings revolves 100% around their degenerate fetish of pretending to be dainty women and getting rammed by multiple dicks, so much so they will literally have their dicks sawed off and a suppurating knife wound installed that they have to stop from healing and then call it a "vagina".
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Except are they wanting that dick? There seems to be an unusual amount of 'lesbians' among their number - far far more than there are for those actually born with vaginas. It's a very curious anomaly indeed!

Like, I don't really give a shit about this whole trans thing. I've never been a doubter, because I come from a part of the world where the whole thing is quite normal and has been for centuries. Saw and knew about trans people before I reached double digits. Treated like shit they were and still are, but not questioned in authenticity. Body of one, soul of the other. And to a person, they all love and want the dick.

Why so many trans lesbians in the West though? It's fishy. Very very fishy.
 
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This was posted over in S.A. I don't remember seeing this before, does anyone know where this is from and if Low tax did own/owned an audi and a porsche?
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His dad's name is also Richard. It wouldn't surprise me if they've searched by name and come up with his parents' information. It's suspicious that they've blanked the name of the second owner.
 
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It's interesting that if you go into almost any semi-active non-GBS thread they are all scrambling to set up discords to to keep their little communities going. It's increasingly clear that the reason goonlets were so willing to demonize MapleWife as a crazy bitch who deserved to get beat was that they were desperate to keep their little pathetic slices of relevance.
And while some of those little discords might survive, whatever big plans the big mods have is going to be a fucking train wreck. I actually think that Richard's absenteeism and irrational behavior may have contributed to SA shambling longevity, as everyone knew that the top was too irrational to maneuver around. Now it's going be open season as everyone who was patethic enough to be a janny on a forum for turbosperg communists races to become the apex loser of the asspat chain
 
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His dad's name is also Richard. It wouldn't surprise me if they've searched by name and come up with his parents' information. It's suspicious that they've blanked the name of the second owner.
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Can you even imagine an old person wedging themselves in and out of a 911 on the daily?
 
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But his medical bills u guys.
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his spine hurts so bad he has to drive fast to the hospital you bigot.

repentance said:
His dad's name is also Richard. It wouldn't surprise me if they've searched by name and come up with his parents' information. It's suspicious that they've blanked the name of the second owner.
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Lowtax's mom? Or are they divorced?
 
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