Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

TimeSphere said:
Cool, countdown until it collapses like NeoGAF
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Very likely. There's been no indication that Jeffrey has any plans to remove admins like Reene, who covered for Lowtax when it was convenient and is universally hated.
 
Extremist Frank said:
Mega lol at people believing Lowtax will actually give up the site. He's just buying time until this blows over and this 'agreement' can be memoryholed.
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Or, he's just going to give up, fuck off, and finish building the wall he started with his mother as a child.

Thumb Butler said:
Who is this "Jeffrey" and what is YOSPOS? Sorry, I'm bad with goon names.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS has been a rather long lasting and decently regarded mod fixture at SA for a while. Either you're a YOSPOS poster and you have reasons to like him, or you don't post in YOSPOS, really don't know about Jeffrey, and assume he must not be that bad of a person if he's avoided creating any drama external to his corner of the community. Like a 'no news is good news' thing.
 
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Theory from Twitter that may be applicable now:
https://twitter.com/spb_original/status/1275881294887518210 | http://archive.vn/OmuZw
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I don't know how plausible this is, but seeing how manipulative LowT has been in his irl relationships, it wouldn't surprise me to see him try to pull the wool over the eyes of his Goof Troop for his own interests.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
BTW the lease on a GT-R is $1800 per month and the lease is 42 months. So Lowtax’s pateron is still just barely enough to cover the lease on his mid-life crisis mobile.
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Well, the dumb motherfucker better get a $4,000 beater (federal bankruptcy exemption) or $3,000 (if he has to take Missouri's for other reasons). Because he can't afford that shit any more. Or the rent he's currently paying.

Shit is going to come home to roost very, very quickly for Low-T at this point. So fast his drug-addled head will spin even more than it usually does. His standard of living is about to take a severe adjustment.

SA is probably not in his budget any more either. I'm not sure what he can make in excess of what it costs to run, but it may not be enough for him to bother any more.

No more Goldbelly pies. Even a Wal-Mart bakery pie will be an indulgence from here on in.
 
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Jimjamflimflam said:
You know whats really gotta sting. If this whole thing happened just one week later he'd get one last big payout before the patreon crash.

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The motherfucker still gets a livable wage out of Patreon, all for what? Can you guys any contribution LowT has made towards humankin?
I'd bet hosting SA and its cloudfare protection don't cost a 1/10th of what LowT claims.
 
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Bins said:
Lowtax may give up SA

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At least it's one of the non-reprehensible mods. He was pretty much the obvious choice.

Twinkie said:
And he reached over his daughters in the bed to do it. Then he has the nerve to blame his ex-wife's lies/crazy/whatever for the younger daughter having panic attacks every time she tries to fall asleep sleep at his house.
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Can you imagine being a small child falling asleep and then this thing lunges at you in an insensate pill rage violently grabbing at a cell phone in your mom's hands?

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Thumb Butler said:
Who is this "Jeffrey" and what is YOSPOS? Sorry, I'm bad with goon names.
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YOSPOS = Your Operating System is a Piece of Shit

Goon nerd shitpost forum as it has been discussed in this thread.
 
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nohull said:
The motherfucker still gets a livable wage out of Patreon, all for what? Can you guys any contribution LowT has made towards humankin?
I'd bet hosting SA and its cloudfare protection don't cost a 1/10th of what LowT claims.
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Yeah, if he lived within the means of a living wage.

Carrying his mcmansion, sports car, drugs abd goldbelly? Lol that's gonna be an amazing wake up call.

Also I think the patreon is about to fall under 2k.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Did he lease that house after the goon windfall for his medical bills? He and Ashlii were in a 2 bedroom apartment for awhile. Did he run out and rent a 4,000 sq foot McMansion for the three of them after goons have him free money for his crushing medical bills?

A similar size McMansion in Lee Summit rents for $2400 a month, but it doesn’t have a lawyer foyer or faux Greek columns.

Did goons ever ask about all the money they were giving Lowtax? I know he claimed it was for medical bills when the begging commenced but did he ever pretend he was doing anything but blowing it on a mid-life crisis in suburbia after that? If I recall any one questioning the $12k -14k Pateron was oddly told that was just a middle class income. (Since usually they want to burn at a pyre anyone making more than they do on SSI)

Seems like nazi chuds at SA funded a hellacious, woman abusing, party year for Lowtax, no questions asked.
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I couldn't tell you when he moved in there as residential leases aren't public record, but someone else had posted a couple of screens and gave the name of the actual owner of the house, so I went to see if it was true.

When you type Kyanka into the Jackson County Missouri tax assessments search, you have to include at least a first initial, and this will return all of the property tax records for Rich and his dad. Now it's possible that Rich is actually on the deed to his mom's house and on the titles to the 911 and Audi along with his mom (the blacked out name from earlier), but I highly doubt it. It's probably his dad. When the record showing the Nissan [Armada; I can't read] is pulled up, it's saying it's garaged at the lawyer foyer McMansion. A screen of that was posted earlier, and I can post my own or anyone can look this up for free.

You have to go back to the address search for Jackson County and type in the address for the lolyer foyer house and then you get the actual owner of the property, which is a Chinese name mentioned earlier. However, his Nissan being garaged there proves that that's his current address. He definitely lives there, down the street from his dear Mommy. And I'm sure that rent is at least $2500/mo for that monstrosity.

Edit: Also note that the record for the Armada is the only one listed under "Richard C Kyanka," the others are "Richard Kyanka and [mom's name]." When you're looking up dox it's not as simple as Google this name, because even with a name like Kyanka someone is almost guaranteed to have the same name, and those shitty stalker sites like Intelius gets people mixed up and combines records for different people all the time. Without a way to search by SSN (like a government employee, who would get fired for doing this for no reason), you have to look at other identifiers.
 
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proteus4994 said:
I’m envisioning this as Jeff takes over SA while paying a monthly stipend to Lowtax in the background that nobody must ever know about, but that’s just my conspiracy theory
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This right here. Lowtax will still have control or at least most of the income, that's the only way he's even entertaining this option.

This is the only way this happened
RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
On the upshot, the next time Lowtax posts about how he was run out of his own forums, it won't be a hyperbolic cover while he's still collecting unearned, undeserved donations from idiot fucker sycophants!
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See above. He's still going to be profiting, it'll just be under the table.

They should demand that Jeffery open SA's books, but they won't. Lowtax will get away with it, DSP style, as Jeffery gets tons of donations and Patreon dollars because "We're fixing the forums, for real this time!"; which too be fair he might actually do* since only 51% of the haul will go to a pill-head wife-beating addict to squander, instead of 100%.


*he won't
 
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