Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

Eddie Bravo said:
or the time Oddjob and Pele had their own thread announcing their marriage

or the time MayorWilkins got outed as an abusive asshole who sexually harassed young women on SA and elsewhere

or the time SA once hosted filez forums (DPPH, BitTorrent Barnyard, and NMP3)

or when goons were ruining their lives on phenazepam thread in TCC

or when Kuuenbu had his infamous meltdown

or when Lowtax and Goons had actual sense of humor before everything went to shit in 2005
Click to expand...

You guys forgot about one of the off sites finding out one of their mods Aatrek? A star trek superfan was a child molester. So many child molesters on SA. Also, not a greatest hit, but the video where he goes to pick up some chick from the airport and a bunch of guys follow him and one of them tries to give the girl a copy of Linux and he calls it a hip hop operating system.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: polonium, TurdFondler, Ghostse and 4 others
Exterminate Leftists said:
You guys forgot about one of the off sites finding out one of their mods Aatrek? A star trek superfan was a child molester. So many child molesters on SA. Also, not a greatest hit, but the video where he goes to pick up some chick from the airport and a bunch of guys follow him and one of them tries to give the girl a copy of Linux and he calls it a hip hop operating system.
Click to expand...
That was covered under "when mods knew"

White Devil said:
You're assuming he's competent enough for that.
Click to expand...

It's not very hard, even a low-effort hyper slacker could figure that shit out
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ghostse
Exterminate Leftists said:
You guys forgot about one of the off sites finding out one of their mods Aatrek? A star trek superfan was a child molester. So many child molesters on SA. Also, not a greatest hit, but the video where he goes to pick up some chick from the airport and a bunch of guys follow him and one of them tries to give the girl a copy of Linux and he calls it a hip hop operating system.
Click to expand...
i think that vid is still up as lowtaxporn.avi
 
  • Like
Reactions: Exterminate Leftists
Back when SA was one of my daily reads you could download a bunch of odd mp3s off the frontpage.

There was a death metal cover of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme, The Everquest Rap, Star Wars Gangsta Rap and a track called "Fragmaster Loves Pussy" where he did a really bad chinese impression.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Cool Spot, TurdFondler and ducktales4gameboy
Big Nasty said:
Back when SA was one of my daily reads you could download a bunch of odd mp3s off the frontpage.

There was a death metal cover of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme, The Everquest Rap, Star Wars Gangsta Rap and a track called "Fragmaster Loves Pussy" where he did a really bad chinese impression.
Click to expand...


Funny you mention that as I was actually listening to both Star Wars Gangsta Raps on the way to work this morning.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Cool Spot, Ghostse, Army Burger and 1 other person
Big Nasty said:
Back when SA was one of my daily reads you could download a bunch of odd mp3s off the frontpage.

There was a death metal cover of the Thomas the Tank Engine theme, The Everquest Rap, Star Wars Gangsta Rap and a track called "Fragmaster Loves Pussy" where he did a really bad chinese impression.
Click to expand...

I liked the rap song made entirely of Ted Koppel soundbites. It was kind of along the lines of the Mundane Matt raps that get made today.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ghostse, Army Burger and Big Nasty
Never Scored said:
I liked the rap song made entirely of Ted Koppel soundbites. It was kind of along the lines of the Mundane Matt raps that get made today.
Click to expand...
Wasnt there also some really shitty rap song called "Chainfuckaz" or something, sounded like it was done by a bunch of Filipinos?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Never Scored
The downfall of SA (other than Lowtax's opiate-addled failure to branch out from the web forum model which anyone could see was dying the day they got a Facebook account) unfortunately can't be located in a single meltdown but rather in the creation of the D&D forum and the subsequent disinterest in it from the main admin staff. It was a stupid fucking idea to have a politics forum on a comedy site and once they let proud child molester McCaine start banning people for not sucking Marx's dick hard enough the site started down the path to today's cesspit of communist failsons and sexual deviants competing to see who can be the most triggered by humor.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: chameleonboy, BleedingGumsGriffy, Holocaust Mansplainer and 5 others
haunted vagina said:
The downfall of SA (other than Lowtax's opiate-addled failure to branch out from the web forum model which anyone could see was dying the day they got a Facebook account) unfortunately can't be located in a single meltdown but rather in the creation of the D&D forum and the subsequent disinterest in it from the main admin staff. It was a stupid fucking idea to have a politics forum on a comedy site and once they let proud child molester McCaine start banning people for not sucking Marx's dick hard enough the site started down the path to today's cesspit of communist failsons and sexual deviants competing to see who can be the most triggered by humor.
Click to expand...


I m gonna desent on this D&D worked when you had a large diverse user base there was value in having blood sport type debate and discussion.

When you have both left and right able to go at it you can see which side has strong arguments

But when you get mods who put their thumbs on the scale s the system breaks
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Disagree
Reactions: Loose Goose, F_Break, chameleonboy and 7 others
haunted vagina said:
The downfall of SA (other than Lowtax's opiate-addled failure to branch out from the web forum model which anyone could see was dying the day they got a Facebook account) unfortunately can't be located in a single meltdown but rather in the creation of the D&D forum and the subsequent disinterest in it from the main admin staff. It was a stupid fucking idea to have a politics forum on a comedy site and once they let proud child molester McCaine start banning people for not sucking Marx's dick hard enough the site started down the path to today's cesspit of communist failsons and sexual deviants competing to see who can be the most triggered by humor.
Click to expand...

Uh, excuse me bigot, but fail*sons* is sexist. It's almost like you're not a troon poc jew midget at all.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Maggots on a Train v2, TurboNAS, Ghostse and 1 other person
I feel like it's time to check in on Bread and Rose's sex pest problem. It was nice of them to waive the "$10 donation" to read their forums during these troubling times like true commies should.

bnr.jpg


"Listen, our owner is clear, but you can't see the evidence. You must trust us, we are 100% transparent."


bnr2.jpg


"It wasn't a mere coincidence our dear leader was accused of being a sex pest, and yes, it was all a psyop. We do not have a sex pest problem."
 
  • Like
  • Optimistic
  • Informative
Reactions: Next Task, BlueSpark, Something Awful and 7 others
Jeffrey of YOSPOS deleted the post just before I could screenshot it properly, but Reene is now getting accused of abuse.

Valleyant said:
The person who makes the claim of being a victim has given me permission to make this post as they are probed for the accusation. This info is from a PM from forums user dirthouse


hokay so my name is Justin, formerly Justin Hayabusa here on the forum if you wanna dig up that trashy old account for evidence that we were friends (she made my fucking av back in the day but that shit is def gone now.) I met her on IRC in 2000 on Damaged.net and we hung out there and on SegaNet. we were a stupid teenage internet couple but she pretty much netdumped me for the ex she would then be with for a decade and subsequently pound into therapy. She has always been a manipulative fuck: logs everything habitually and is not afraid to post them when they amuse her. She contacted the friend who gave me this account once and added both him and his then-gf on Facebook and proceeded to dump cyber logs or some shit of him for his GF to see. in 2006 my dad died and my other goon roomie kicked me out on some psycho shit so she offered me a place on her couch in Cali. I moved out there and we boned while her ex was at work.

She made more attempts in the future but I denied them, feeling too guilty and too risky. in 2011 she was no longer with him and looking for a roomie to move into Portland proper with. She pitched the idea to me and I thought about it and agreed to it after she came out to visit me in Boston for PAX East (with an envelope of acid mailed ahead of time to sweeten the deal.) I moved in that September and she promptly refused to get a real job because "school" but yelled at me for being financially unable to support the both of us at once. While I was at work she broke into my room to take photos for the boards to try to paint me as a psycho because at the time I was still posting on SA and several side shitpost boards as well as getting over having admined Encyclopedia Dramatica.

She'll throw that out casually without mentioning I quit when an admin raped a user and my job was also taking down dox for people who asked but it makes sense knowing she went to bat for Rich. Hell, some goon even said "go back to ED" unprompted so I know she still talks incredible shit. All I had on my floor was a few shirts and some pizza boxes because all my furniture and clothing were _across the country_ while she preened from the living room couch vegging out on my ps3 24/7. I ended the rental agreement with ***REDACTED BY ME, VALLEYANT *** left the apartment and a mutual of ours took over for me on the lease before Chelsea went and fucked that one up too and went to live with my girlfriend/now-wife for a short bit before moving back to Boston and never speaking to her again. I only found out she was still on some serious shit when she posted that GoFundMe and several goons came to me going "have you seen this shit?"

There are countless stories of her having gaslight meltdowns and then trying to smooth things over and the only consistent thing in her internet history is that all her closest friends change over every few years. Shouldn't be hard to figure out why.
Click to expand...

Apparently an admin, "who isn't Reene", will be verifying it before the post can go up again.
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Next Task, Spunt, Something Awful and 6 others
exioce said:
Imagine being the kind of person who considers the last coupla days "really scary" ... like, get off the Internet for a bit and get some perspective, dude.
Click to expand...

AnOminous said:
Personally I find "really hilarious" a better description.
Click to expand...

The last few days I've been utter terrified that these primo quality laughs might slow down or stop
And I've been in fear of my safety and life because I might be injured or die from laughing this fucking hard
So you two fucking bigots need to check your privilege because it might have gotten knocked on floor when you doubled over laughing
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: A Cat, George Floyd Sneed, Maggots on a Train v2 and 19 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back