Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The cycle goes again. I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you.

This girl lost her dignity long before she shacked up with a married pillhead with a history of domestic violence.

aaand the thread has been nuked,
 
He fucking did it in this very thread. Tried to harvest IPs with some image he could match up to forum IPs or something. Wouldn't surprise me if he used an aimbot or cracked sprites back in the planetquake days.

He was Corbin Dallas Multipass, he had been hosting all of his images posted here on an SA server and was trying to harvest IPs so he could ban them on SA, all the while sucking KF's cock until he got his alt banned here. For some reason I'm not allowed to view his profile but the search works (lol).

His weird script thing didn't work either.
 
I'm not going to share any private info with anyone (except my illegal recording of you which I've shared with the eceleb drama king who I know will leak it to everyone on the fucking internet).

This is the last message I'm sending you, but here's some other messages: hey, if you think what I did was illegal then sue me lol, it can't be illegal if I'm not in jail, gooftroop!
 
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Is this a little too on the nose?


Also, I wonder if Rich has ever seen The Shawshank Redemption. There's a scene where Tim Robbins finds out his wife's killer made a jailhouse confession in another prison, and he pleads for the Warden to help him reeopen the case and get out of his two life sentences. At this point in the movie he's been laundering money for the warden for years and years and has enough dirt on him to send him straight to prison himself. The warden refuses to help him get the new evidence into the court system, and while Robbins is pleading with the warden he says "if you're worried about the money, please don't, I won't tell a soul, I'd get in as much trouble as you"...and he ends up beaten and thrown in solitary for a month. The last fucking thing you should say to someone is "I'm not going to dish dirt on you! Honest! I swear it won't happen!" because the first thing someone thinks when you say that is, they're saying this to threaten me. Always.

Of course, unlike Robbins' character in Shawshank, Richard is wholly unsympathetic, deserves every terrible thing that happens to him, is probably irredeemable, and regardless of what he thought when he was typing those things to her, he will dump the nudes in a drunk/stoned rage.

it's hard to make fun of a woman's nudes when your'e too busy jerking off to them.

I'd have to see them first, but I could let you know.
 
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