Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[repentance]

It’s Burt, but it’s incest because the dude apparently likes pictures of his daughter in a bikini. No idea how old she is, or how long he’s liked that so maybe pedophilia too?

I’m going to assume those pictures mentioned earlier were only after she was 20+, but he was a mod. And we all know what mods knew.

They look like typical holiday snaps of a teenage girl. Anyone who has been online longer than 5 minutes would have them locked down because we all know that if they're accessible to the public, predators will eventually find them, fap to them, and share them around.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Had to go check my gmail. I literally told Low-T to dump Burt Sexual in January 2019. Shortly before I totally abandoned the forums because of the ridiculous dysfunction.

 

[Abebe Bikila]

It’s Burt, but it’s incest because the dude apparently likes pictures of his daughter in a bikini. No idea how old she is, or how long he’s liked that so maybe pedophilia too?

I’m going to assume those pictures mentioned earlier were only after she was 20+, but he was a mod. And we all know what mods knew.

He had a imgur gallery/s and was using multiple file host's, the imgur gallery was disturbing. There were pictures of he's daughter when she was under-age and pictures of her 18+ mainly in swimsuits but also in tight yoga pants and small tops that left little to the imagination. None of those images were nudes or inn-appropriate pose's so to speak.

The file host's he was trading edited pictures of he's daughter both under-age and 18+ pictures, these pictures alot would easily fall under CP.

He has tried to scrub everything from the interwebz but he didn't do it early enough and there are archives being stored.

Burt is going to get a visit from 1 of the super zany wacky government agency's soon. People are spamming e-mails to the personal emails of family members letting them know about there pedo / incest /cp producing family member. And he's place of employement has been notified.

 

[pwnest injun]

Lol. Golbez in the talk page letting everyone know he's there to defend the honor of SomethingAwful dot com.

Can't let everyone know the pedo-sheilding forum is run by a wife beater, after all

Wasn't G0lbez the goon who would do those "Chimbus" threads during catlady GBS? IIRC they would post 100s of pages of people talking like Victorian era chimney sweep kids, and, from what I've heard, it eventually devolved into some sort of autopedophilia roleplay thing with a core of 20 posters posting about fucking orphans with chimney brushes and indulging in what has been shown to be typical Goon behavior.

Anyway, it fits the pattern.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

He was flying the flag high day after day. Goons just didn't attack him until it became politically acceptable.

Goons have a very strong inclination toward sociopathy. You have the goons who got caught molesting children, grooming children, doxing and personally fucking with children, downloading gobs of photographs of naked children, pretending to be incontinent children in overloaded diapers, writing about children receiving genital torture, et cetera -- and that's just the child abuse. I'm not getting into the real-life terrorist activity, or paying a bunch of destitute Brazilian drug addicts to feed shit to each other.

There's a very particular constant I've noticed to goon behavior over the years, and that's that while the language they use has changed, the autistic rage and hostility have not. The goons calling each other "racist," "nazi," and "transphobe" now do so with the same intent and attitude as the goons who once called each other "nigger," "faggot," and "jew." They're the same manchildren that they were 16 years ago; they've just found new sticks to hit each other with and the internet has developed to make it far easier for goons to cause actual harm to their targets.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

One classic example of goon assholishness was something I encountered in the BMW owners thread.

There were a few goons in that thread, which was normally just a great place to exchange information and advice and share fun stories about cars. Then there were the M2 douchebags.

People asking questions were given the answer “The correct answer is buy an M2!”, people discussing minor issues or quirks of their cars were responded to with “You should have bought an M2!”. It was incessant and annoying, and basically accounted for half the fucking posts!

 

[thx1138]

One classic example of goon assholishness was something I encountered in the BMW owners thread.

There were a few goons in that thread, which was normally just a great place to exchange information and advice and share fun stories about cars. Then there were the M2 douchebags.

People asking questions were given the answer “The correct answer is buy an M2!”, people discussing minor issues or quirks of their cars were responded to with “You should have bought an M2!”. It was incessant and annoying, and basically accounted for half the fucking posts!

Did you tell them the M in M2 stands for Miata?

 

[piss challenge]

One classic example of goon assholishness was something I encountered in the BMW owners thread.

There were a few goons in that thread, which was normally just a great place to exchange information and advice and share fun stories about cars. Then there were the M2 douchebags.

People asking questions were given the answer “The correct answer is buy an M2!”, people discussing minor issues or quirks of their cars were responded to with “You should have bought an M2!”. It was incessant and annoying, and basically accounted for half the fucking posts!

buy a Supra

 

[TiggerNits]

buy a Supra

That was 2004 for sure.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Down goes Burt

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Poor Burt, he hath fallen upon his owne ban button.

This is the penis they keep posting. It's rather unpleasant to look at:

Spoiler: PERISCOPE

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No context as to who the owner is.

SHUT DOWN ALL PENII ON THE DETENTION LEVEL

 

[Fagnacious D]

This is the penis they keep posting. It's rather unpleasant to look at:

No context as to who the owner is.

Unpleasant?! I can't stop laughing at it. holy shit

 

[AnOminous]

There were pictures of he's daughter when she was under-age and pictures of her 18+ mainly in swimsuits but also in tight yoga pants and small tops that left little to the imagination. None of those images were nudes or inn-appropriate pose's so to speak.

The pictures themselves looked harmless and only the fact the gallery was run by an SA mod made them all that suspicious.

 

[repentance]

The pictures themselves looked harmless and only the fact the gallery was run by an SA mod made them all that suspicious.

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Yeah. Goons were insisting his boat was named Lolita because they saw it on the throw cushions. It's actually the brand name of the cushions and has nothing to do with the name of the boat.

The peril of fast-moving threads is that misinformation gets stated often enough to be accepted as fact.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Yeah. Goons were insisting his boat was named Lolita because they saw it on the throw cushions. It's actually the brand name of the cushions and has nothing to do with the name of the boat.

The peril of fast-moving threads is that misinformation gets stated often enough to be accepted as fact.

Only a goon would think some schmuck who moderates a forum for free would have his boat name monogrammed on his seat cushions.

 

[repentance]

Only a goon would think some schmuck who moderates a forum for free would have his boat name monogrammed on his seat cushions.

They're dunking on him for even owning a boat.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

tbh if you told me there was a goon who can afford to own and operate a boat I wouldn’t immediately believe you.

 

[White Devil]

They're dunking on him for even owning a boat.

Those troon fucks wish they could own a boat that doesn't look like some Chinese shanty with dirty underwear for a sail.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

tbh if you told me there was a goon who can afford to own and operate a boat I wouldn’t immediately believe you.

One of the guys in the Star Citizen thread not only has the lack of taste to buy a Porsche Panamera, he posted pics of his car to prove it!

And yes, he was a MASSIVE douchebag.

 

[Something Awful]

There's a very particular constant I've noticed to goon behavior over the years, and that's that while the language they use has changed, the autistic rage and hostility have not. The goons calling each other "racist," "nazi," and "transphobe" now do so with the same intent and attitude as the goons who once called each other "nigger," "faggot," and "jew." They're the same manchildren that they were 16 years ago; they've just found new sticks to hit each other with and the internet has developed to make it far easier for goons to cause actual harm to their targets.

Absolutely true. Their whole wokeness schtick is not out of any genuine morality, it's just something that allows them to keep acting like a swarm of teenage bullies while feeling like they're good people engaging in "activism" and being on the right side of history. "Nazi" is their "nigger", "TERF" is their "faggot". Just their way of dismissing people they don't like or ideas and facts that contradict their worldview without engaging in any critical thinking or comprehension of nuance.

 

[northstar747]

So what every became of 3 olvies his things was being gay and rich and an asshole. i remember the helldump thread "post here everytime 3 olvies post about how rich and gay he is"