Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Pissmaster]

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[White Devil]

Its funny because they are irrelevant at this site. Spoony's thread dwarfs the one dedicated to Lowtax. Fucking spoony, who hasn't done anything interesting in almost a decade. And their entire community has less posts about it than FoodieBeauty alone by a wide, wide margin (pun fucking intended).

Spoony's earlier videos are way more entertaining than any video Lowtax ever did though, including getting the shit beaten out of him by Uwe Boll.

 

[X Prime]

Jeffrey of YOSPOS is a typical soy-enriched toady who will just hand over everything back to Lowtax when the heat is off. Anyone who thinks it’s going to be run by someone different is lying to themselves.

Nah, this is one time where you're wrong.

The mods who actually run SA day-to-day have hated Lowtax for years because of stuff like:

1) Enforcing the 2016 election toxxes
2) Banning C-SPAM luminaries like Lastgrrl for saying to steal bomb materials from labs
3) Generally banning political death fantasies and bloodlust

As I said earlier, Lowtax's edicts had the effect of slowing down the complete takeover of the site by the left-wing pro-transgender brigade. This has earned him the ire of the mods, who are part of that brigade.

SA is a primer on the dangers of entryism.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Difference being those people stuck around, and were eventually put in charge. FFS Lowtax kowtowed to that entire community and gave them a racist subforum under D&D where people can be openly racist towards whites with impunity.

You CHUD, don't you know that you can never be racist against those White Devils?

See Racism isn't racism if it's against a race of people who have cheated and manipulated their way to the top.

See Hitler was on the right path, but he thought it was the Jews who had schemed their way to the top. No in reality it was American white people, if the Nazis had invaded America and genocided all the white people there and then placed blacks in charge he would have been a good guy. Hitler was a socialist which makes him better than Trump.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Get woke go broke eh Richard ya fuckin' moron? No sympathy for cucks.

 

[AnOminous]

Its funny because they are irrelevant at this site. Spoony's thread dwarfs the one dedicated to Lowtax. Fucking spoony, who hasn't done anything interesting in almost a decade. And their entire community has less posts about it than FoodieBeauty alone by a wide, wide margin (pun fucking intended).

They can't cope with the fact they are a minor irrelevant thing that is only a tiny part of a much bigger site than theirs has been in years. There are 500 pages total about their entire community and Lowtax himself, and most of that has been in the last couple weeks. That may sound like a lot on first glance but Andrew Dobson probably has about 3,000 pages, and he's just some fat idiot with no job who literally does nothing but tweet. He barely even makes bad art any more. Dobbo and Chimpman alone have 10 times the content, by themselves, as their whole shitty site.

And like every other group of moronic lolcows, they think the entire site is about them.

 

[tantric_depressive]

He's a transcript:
R = Lowtax
L = Logan

L: *unintelligible mumbling*
R: Yeah, what kind of respect have you showing to me that I should be looking in your face?
L: I've been defending you on Kiwifarms all day long.
R: Who gives a shit about Kiwifarms?
L: Uh... (your lawyer)
R: I didn't ask you to do that.
L: Your lawyer...
R: I didn't ask you to do that.
L: Richard...
R: What?
L: Why do you hate me?
R: I just wish that you'd leave me alone. I don't like you. I don't wanna be with you. I wish you would respect that.
L: Okay, well, um... I... spoke to the police officer yesterday...
R: Uh huh...
L: And she said that I... have a lot of things here.
R: Uh huh...
L: And I don't know what it is that you're trying to accomplish, Richard.
R: I'm trying to accomplish you leaving because I don't want you here anymore.
L: What are you going to get in exchange?
R: I don't want anything in exchange, I just want you gone.
L: Because you dislike me?
R: YES!
*footsteps*
L: Why are you the way that you are?
R: I dunno, probably the same reason you called my ex-wife to say that, y'know, I hit you last night and you lied to her. And probably the same reason why now you're trying to...
L: I fixed it.
R: You fixed it?
L: I fixed it.
R: The fact that you LIED and then you lied again. Which one was the real lie?
L: Well, the real lie is that I had a panic attack.
R: The real lie is that you had a panic attack.
L: But it's not a lie. It's very true. I had a panic attack.
R: You'd been drinking.
L: Well... I think that... a panic attack and h... having been drinking are not mutually exclusive.
R: Uh huh... so then you just lied to the police.
L: No, I didn't.
R: No, what did you say to police?
L: What does it matter to you?
R: Because you're telling somebody something that you said about me, and I'd like to know what it was!
L: I said that you... threw me on the ground.
R: I threw you on the ground?
L: But they didn't believe it. Did they.
R: Why is that?
L: Because... I was... clearly in the midst of a... an episode.
R: YEAH. And maybe because it didn't happen?
L: I think that...
R: You cannot remember anythings that happen after you've been drinking, YOU KNOW THAT.
L: I... remember... what you've told me.
R: Yeah. But this time you don't remember this.
L: No, I...
R: THIS time, YOU remember FOR SURE what happened here.
L: No, I remember what you told me. I remember that I, I *felt* as if you had hit me but what had actually happened was you had stood up and your feet were slippery and I had roused you from sleep very quickly.
R *slurring*: Yes, you had punched me in my herniated disk that was up against my nerve... after you sending me probably about 30 messages saying how you wanted to kill yourself and how I treat you like shit.
L: Well... I just know that... when... I... fell to the ground, it was because it was an accident... it was...
R: Uh huh, but you told the police officer that I back-handed you, so you lied to the police.
L: The police didn't take a statement...
R: But you lied to the police.
L: The police didn't take a statement.
R: That's for... that's... not... what I'm asking! It's yes or no, did you or did you not lie to the police just like did you or did you not lie to my ex-wife?!
L: I... lied... I don't remember what it was that was the truth or a lie at the time.
R: Oh, okay. But you just told me that you lied.
L: Well, NOW I know that. And that's what I was saying on Kiwi Farms is that I said that I... I had roused you...
R: Heh. "Roused me".
L: And you felt that I had hit you in the back of the neck and I did not INTEND that...
R: Why did you even need to put that on another website?
L: Because I wanted to have proof that... uh... what had happened was totally... uh... copacetic at the time.
R: Mmm.
L: It was not at all abnormal.
R: And now you're going to lie to the police to stay here?
L: What do you mean "lie to the police"?"
R: Well, you already lied to them once, I assume you're going to lie to them again to stay here.
L: Why would I lie to them?
R: Because you were just telling me how, uh, you've been here for 30 days which means that you're a tenant.
L: I've been here since... May 5th. Which is the truth. That's not a lie.
R: Okay.
L: And it's... I'm sorry, what?
R: I said hold on. You can get away, out of my face, please.
L: What's wrong with you?
R: I don't want you in my face. I don't want there to be another sudden confrontation from you.
L: Well, what are you writing?
R: I'm TYPING IN how long it takes before somebody becomes, uh, a resident.
L: So you don't want me here?
R: No, I don't want you here.
L: But... I thought you said I could stay until tomorrow?
R: I said you could stay until you got your packages. But if you're going to be... making up or hearing things, saying that you're going to bring me to court to keep you here for 30 days, then I'm not going to let you bring... stay that long, and you're leaving tomorrow.
L: I'm not... making up anything.
R: Mmm.
L: I just... I want us to be... I want us to be... peaceful.
R: That's not going to happen. You've burned every bridge that you had.
L: Why?
R: Hmm?
L: Why?
R: WHY?! Because of all the LIES, the you attacking me in the middle of the night, you screaming at me, you not respecting me, you not listening to me, you... you ignoring me when I asked you to STOP drinking and you continuing to drink! You're not respecting ME AT ALL! Everything
L: I...
R: NO.
L: That doesn't sound at all like actual... like, like, these don't sound like actual accusations in a court of law.
R: WHAT?! You don't have to PROVE why you DON'T LOVE SOMEONE IN A COURT OF LAW!! I'm not MARRIED TO YOU!
L: Well, no... but... um, I've been here since the 5th of May...
R: Okay.
L: And I'm pretty sure I count as a tenant.
R: Okay.
L: And... y'know, if you hate me that bad, then that's very unfortunate.
R: Mmm. You're not required to give a guest a 30 day notice no matter how long that person has lived in your home. *clicks tongue* Huh!
L: No, but wh... do you own this home? Is that th..
R: No, I'll have *someone, can't make out name; Sean Pink?* do it. She'll kick your ass out in a day.
L: Why are you looking at him?
R: I just did.
L: Can I see? *a long pause* Alright, lemme look. Let ME look at something. Hehehe.
*another long pause*
L: Why are you treating me this way?
R: I've... are you going to ask that question, seriously, again?
L: So you don't love me at all?
R: No, like I've said: you've burned every single bridge.
L: You don't...
R: You have.
L: That's so sad.
R: It is sad.
L: It's sad on your behalf.
R: Why is that?
L: Because... your soul is...
R: *incredulously* My soul?!
L: ... is so cold.
R: How was your soul last night?
L: Uh...
R: How was your soul when I asked you to not drink and you keep drinking. How was YOUR soul when I would ask if you'd been drinking and you'd lie to me and say that you weren't.
L: My soul... was... struggling every single time. My soul was in full, in full view of whatever it is that you believe in. But your soul is, uh, you don't have one.
R: Well. That's terrible.
L: It IS terrible for you. Why are you being this way? I thought you said that we could talk tomorrow.
R: Because I... I never said this longer than 20 minutes ago, so you don't remember, I said if you're going to try to LEGALLY stay here for 30 days, and you're going to try to take me to court, then I have NOTHING left to say to you!
L: Well... I... I just wanna talk to you mano a mano, that's all I care about.
R: Yeah, and I asked you for one thing...
L: I'm not tryna go to court...
R: You just said repeatedly that you WILL take me to court.
L: I... y'know... I have no desire to go to court.
R: Then why did you just say that you will take me to court?
L: I... b-because you can't just throw me out.
R: I'm not THROWING you out, and you can't just lie to police and you can't just lie to my ex-wife and you can't just RUIN MY LIFE.
L: I've been... remedying... everything said, since last night, I... I've been sitting on, uh, uh, Kiwifarms.
R: *at mention of KF* Mmm!
L: I've been sitting and I've been saying you're an honorable man, that you did nothing wrong, that I was the one who, uh, acted improperly.
R: Mmm. Did I ask you to do that?
L: Well, no.
R: No. What did I only ask for you to do? To text me. And are you doing that?
L: I don't know what you want from me, Richard.
R: I don't know how to explain this any clearer: I said one thing: I want you to text me. I do not want to see you tonight. I do not want to talk to you tonight. If you have a question, you may text me. But I don't want you near me.
L: Why are you doing this now? What... why... what if we can talk about this in a couple of days?
R: What if...
L: Or what if tomorrow?
R: What if! We'll deal with that then, but right now you're not even showing me the respect to listen to the ONE rule.
L: What's your one rule?
R: I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT MY ONE RULE IS.
L: Text you.
R: Yes.
L: Wh...
R: And see? You can't even listen, like, I say "this is the rule". And instead of saying "okay, that's the rule", you have to argue with me, and we get no where with this.
L: I've been trying to talk to you, it, w-would you like for me to enter the thread and say "Rich said..."
R: I DON'T CARE what you say on Kiwi Farms.
L: You don't care?
R: No.
L: Okay.
R: But can you please do it up stairs, where I asked?
L: I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me?
R: Why are you saying it like that? I asked you one thing...
L: UH, I'M SORRY, you wanted me to say "sir", well...
R: WHAT?!
L: Well, um, I'm not gonna say "sir" anymore.
R: Okay. Don't do it. I don't like being called "sir". I told you that.
L: *giggles* Good. Then what the fuck do you want?
R: I ASKED YOU if you could PLEASE go up stairs!
L: Um, I think I'll stand right here.
R: 'k, then I will call the cops.
L: You're gonna call the cops?
R: Mmm, yeah.
L: Y... *recording ends*

I still need to catch up on about 20 pages of tt, but I wanted to post some of my obversations while fresh in my memory :
Lowtax Assaults women, no doubt

He isn't acting anywhere near how a man would act, who had just went through what he's trying to put forward as the 'Honest True No-Lies' manner of how the incident went down. A true victim of something like that would be full of righteousness and conviction. Said man wouldn be trying to love-lawyer wrangle a weasel-worded, half-assed confession out of their violator. He would throw any half-measured attempts at appeasement forthwith away from himself in indignant fury, especially when there isn't a child involved in the affair, that he'd need to prioritize the safety and needs of. He wouldn't be repeatedly telling her he didn't want to be anywhere near her, he just wouldn't be near her period, even if he had to let her stay at his place, he'd be jetting to stay with his mom asap. He also definitely wouldn't be trying to engineer a recorded conversation in which he hopes shevloses it again, and looks like a malicious attacker, instead of being the person under constant, pressuring, accusatory verbal attack. He's acting like he took lessons from his mom's lawyering, and lame pickup artists 'neg game' that entire conversation. Pathetic

Also, the alcohol : he doesn't care that she's hurting herself with the drinking, he only cares that her drinking has inconvenienced him. He had no problem marathon partying with her in previous times, even though all the same glaringly obvious factors, that only lead to extreme, damaging consequences for her, were present. Now that manchild Richy has a bad situation on his child-sized hands, it's all on her - both the fault, and the fallout

And, hmmm, just why was she constantly drinking? Could it be that it's the only way she knows how to deal with being around him? He isn't trying to be fun or affectionate anymore, has no chill whatsoever, generates extreme paranoia and tension with his entitled, bratty, entirely selfish attitudes, doesn't even know how to hang out with a woman when it doesn't involve partying or drama(what a fuckin' flaccid-ass, limp-spined loser), and they have nothing in common to talk about, 'cuz of the age difference, except his fuckups, life falling apart, and drama on the internet due to all his tweaker-tier decision making and actions.

Oh, yo - also, I noticed that he repeats the exact same pattern from his previous domestic incident with Ashleyboo - he immeadiately adopts the submissive, traditionally womanly role of being the powerless, physically overmatched and overwhelmed sufferer, who receives the ravishing from the dominating partner, while accusing these domineering, so-called 'abusers' of targeting his most fragile, surgery-depleted body-parts and sensitive areas, for maximum, deepest violation and trauma :^(

Lol, he is so burnt-brained, meth-moron, trash stupid for trying to release this backfire of a gayop

 

[AnOminous]

As I said earlier, Lowtax's edicts had the effect of slowing down the complete takeover of the site by the left-wing pro-transgender brigade. This has earned him the ire of the mods, who are part of that brigade.

If you're right, a potentially hilarious outcome of this will be more Secret Service visits as the emboldened lunatics in the asylum just start openly threatening to assassinate politicians. There was already one of these morons who was suggesting making assassination threats just to harass Lowtax. That's how nuts these people are.

 

[thx1138]

I do hope, in a fit of pique, Richard nukes the entire website. SA (and indeed Lowtax himself) talk about how internet culture wouldn't exist without them, and I'll give them the benefit of the doubt in one case: the explosion of troonism I think can largely be laid at their feet. The baleful influence they've had over mentally unstable people, convincing them to take hormone blockers, get unnecessary surgeries, lie to doctors and relatives, and so on, is horrible to think about.

 

[X Prime]

If you're right, a potentially hilarious outcome of this will be more Secret Service visits as the emboldened lunatics in the asylum just start openly threatening to assassinate politicians. There was already one of these morons who was suggesting making assassination threats just to harass Lowtax. That's how nuts these people are.

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This is what they're currently upset at Lowtax about:

https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/1276998330594332674

http://archive.vn/QlM56

Enough said.

 

[fenny]

Negrotown was doomed from the start to be a tranny safe space. On day one, they entertained LeftistMuslimObama’s delusions and agreed xyr was actually a black woman instead of a monstrously ugly white guy in a dress.

Wow, they accepted a tranny Dolezal?

 

[augment]

"it's those nazis from KF who are defending Lowtax's honor!" - this sums up pretty well just how deranged and detached from reality the groupthink of the SA troon is. They have been indoctrinated by their Discord Cocksucking Counterintelligence officers into believing whatever is necessary to back up their cult-like herds of useless idiots. And we are supposed to take their stances on health, politics and social norms seriously guys! I'm telling you.
I bet someone wishes he could go back to February

 

[Beavis]

"it's those nazis from KF who are defending Lowtax's honor!" - this sums up pretty well just how deranged and detached from reality the groupthink of the SA troon is. They have been indoctrinated by their Discord Cocksucking Counterintelligence officers into believing whatever is necessary to back up their cult-like herds of useless idiots. And we are supposed to take their stances on health, politics and social norms seriously guys! I'm telling you.
I bet someone wishes he could go back to February
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Fuck, that’s about six dozen cookies from gold belly

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

No, I believe it. I dont think he wants to tell his mom he's in trouble, let alone for beating women. And potential drug and alcohol abuse.

With how connected his mom seems to be, she probably knew before we did.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Nothing is going to change if lowtax is completely deducted from the forums. He's been such a noncontributor, a fucking parasite for a decade plus, that the forums can already be considered as running without him.

He just won't have the agency to ban people with faceroll reasons when he feels like an extra burst of cash.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

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[fenny]

Nothing is going to change if lowtax is completely deducted from the forums. He's been such a noncontributor, a fucking parasite for a decade plus, that the forums can already be considered as running without him.

He just won't have the agency to ban people with faceroll reasons when he feels like an extra burst of cash.

The forums can only improve without a pillpopper sucking up the funds.

 

[Kiislova]

The break-even funding was 2K right?
Well...

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

The forums can only improve without a pillpopper sucking up the funds.

The forums will not improve, they will get worse.

Not that it really matters SomethingAwful is totally irrelevant and has been running on inertia for many years.