Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Jewthulhu]

Why is your name Webby's Boyfriend if you and her were only ever just friends/business associates?

Imagined being friendzoned by a fictional character.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Imagined being friendzoned by a fictional character.

"Fictional."

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Or I watched Please Stand By.

Just another proof that autism is an ideology about other worlds! It is basically like, like fascism and feudalism in space.

I found this searching autism on Google. Are you pretending to be dumb for attention, wannabe duckfucker? That's sad lol.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

View attachment 1413442I found this searching autism on Google. Are you pretending to be dumb for attention, wannabe duckfucker? That's sad lol.

Lies, this has nothing to do with autism!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Or I watched Please Stand By.

After reading the plot synopsis, I can safely say that's even worse.

Just another proof that autism is an ideology about other worlds! It is basically like, like fascism and feudalism in space.

I think you might be mistaking a mental condition for The Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

"Fictional."

You can make anime real!

After reading the plot synopsis, I can safely say that's even worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Please_Stand_By#Box_office

Please Stand By has grossed $9,868 in the United States and Canada, and $394,488 in other territories, for a total worldwide of $404,356. Sales of its DVD/Blu-ray releases have cashed $103,444.[1]

LOL. Was the $394K in the fucking Klingon Empire?

 

[SIGSEGV]

"Fictional."

Yes, fictional.

Lies, this has nothing to do with autism!

I'm pretty sure this has everything to do with autism, duckfucker.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

@Webby's Boyfriend Please don't ever go away. I love you.

 

[Buxinator]

You're confusing Webby and Deryn.

I think they're not listening, because they're making out with each other. Damn, I just imagined who embarrassing it has to be to get cucked by your other waifu.

Vice versa: I friendzoned Webby.

Why did you do that? I think it is the other way round.

Uh, well, like...

Oh ok, never mind my before asked question. You gave already the answer. You're simply unable to keep your headcanon in line.

So yeah, thanks for all your hate and love, but I have neither time nor interest in answering all your questions. And my beliefs still stand unchanged.

I never thought that I would say this, but this post changed my opinion about abortion.

 

[Absolutego]

I still can't stop laughing at the absurd contrast between his lust for the children's cartoon duck and his LARP that their relationship is part of some edgy alternate universe WWI. This is way funnier than the self-hating brown /pol/-ack

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

@Webby's Boyfriend wants to have sex with a duck, but cartoons don't exist so he's out of luck.
Imagining filling Webby with his semen is how he spends every afternoon, the birds at his local pond should be careful because @Webby's Boyfriend is coming for them soon.
Thinks he will be able to fight in WW111, but @Webby's Boyfriend will probably put the gun in his mouth because he is a pussy.

 

[Easterling]

That feel when Tesla's relationship with his pet pigeon was more real than anything @Webby's Boyfriend will ever have.

 

[Somar]

@Webby's Boyfriend so what exactly would it take for you to finally leave the site? Cause usually this is the point where most halals start laying low.

 

[Buxinator]

@Webby's Boyfriend so what exactly would it take for you to finally leave the site? Cause usually this is the point where most halals start laying low.

Maybe some Rule 34 Artwork where his current waifu ist oiled up in Webbys Duckfat and getting railed my his arch enemies

 

[FuckedUp]

If Bernie won in 2016 we would've had reality cartoons by now.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

If Bernie won in 2016 we would've had reality cartoons by now.

Yeah. He would've nationalized Hollywood.

 

[Deadpool]

At this point, @Webby's Boyfriend will get mocked regardless of which thread he posts in, but hopefully he'll be considerate and let us play in the arena that @Deadpool was kind enough to create.

I know a kiwi worth bullying when I see one.

 

[FeatherDuster]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/webbys-boyfriend.26900/#profile-post-261691

Yes, we already know you hate reality and would rather fuck a duck. Why don't you come sperg to us this in the thread?

 

[Buxinator]

View attachment 1413670

https://kiwifarms.st/members/webbys-boyfriend.26900/#profile-post-261691

Yes, we already know you hate reality and would rather fuck a duck. Why don't you come sperg to us this in the thread?

Because it's afraid

 

[Table Country]

Just another proof that autism is an ideology about other worlds! It is basically like, like fascism and feudalism in space.

What the fuck are you talking about?
It's like you know words and you use them, but you don't actually know what they mean.