Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Blake Chortles]

I love that the first thing he does in the morning is take a big smelly shit on the guy who hosted him on his show and lobbed softballs at him.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I am legitimately surprised that Logan hasn't had a pregnancy/miscarriage saga yet.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I am legitimately surprised that Logan hasn't had a pregnancy/miscarriage saga yet.

Do we really need a Loss Reboot? It's never going to be as good as the original.

 

[northstar747]

edit of loss.jpg only its richard in the bed and the person running through the door is the GTR

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Lowtax will only make the worst decisions for himself and everyone else, and he will never, ever stop.

Luckily for us!

From the Dick Show:


So Jeffrey did offer him an amount that was somewhat substantial. Jeffrey has been coy about the deal, so most goons are still under the impression that Lowtax is giving the site away for free or something.

The most hilarious scenario is that the deal goes through, then the details on how much Lowtax received come out, goons get outraged and fuck off to Bread and Roses, and Jeffrey, who only ever wanted to buy some internet friends, is now stuck with a site overrun by nazi transphobes because everyone else left.

An even better scenario is he gives the site to Jeffrey for free, and then it turns out some guy secretly paid Lowtax but didn't even tell Jeffrey. Then a few months later that guy can claim he owns the forums and wants input on "major decisions."

That'd be rad, let me tell you.

 

[{o}P II]

I thought his name was "loltax", because you need to pay to post on something awful

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/richard-lowtax-kyanka.1222/page-360#post-6809296

That post has it in both the audio and video formats.

The video link on mega already got taken down? That was fast

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Luckily for us!




An even better scenario is he gives the site to Jeffrey for free, and then it turns out some guy secretly paid Lowtax but didn't even tell Jeffrey. Then a few months later that guy can claim he owns the forums and wants input on "major decisions."

That'd be rad, let me tell you.

He gives the site to deadmau5e, who bans everyone who isnt an 18th century musket enthusiast.

 

[White Devil]

He gives the site to deadmau5e, who bans everyone who isnt an 18th century musket enthusiast.

You know an 18th century musket, made the old way by a gunsmith takes about 500 man hours and costs around $20,000 in TYOOL 2020?

I know this because I am a sperg.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It’s sorta of a shame the OG SASS didn’t live to see this week.

 

[Spedestrian]

edit of loss.jpg only its richard in the bed and the person running through the door is the GTR

"Be the autism you want to see in the world."
— Gandhi, or some shit

 

[Marissa Moira]

"Be the autism you want to see in the world."
— Gandhi, or some shit
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I think that was Richard Stalin the leader of the USSR and Nazi party.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

It’s sorta of a shame the OG SASS didn’t live to see this week.

I'm sure somewhere, admin5/weev is smiling at Lowcash bankrupting himself in record time.

 

[Brain Problems]

An even better scenario is he gives the site to Jeffrey for free, and then it turns out some guy secretly paid Lowtax but didn't even tell Jeffrey. Then a few months later that guy can claim he owns the forums and wants input on "major decisions."

That'd be rad, let me tell you.

One final scam, for old time's sake. How 'bout it, Richard?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

You know an 18th century musket, made the old way by a gunsmith takes about 500 man hours and costs around $20,000 in TYOOL 2020?

I know this because I am a sperg.

Sounds like you have a future on deadmauSA.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

The only thing Lowtax has produced is disappointment.

Now now, give credit where credit is due: he's also produced 2 daughters who hate him and want nothing to do with him, a 3rd daughter he's essentially abandoned, a string of disastrously failed relationships, multiple police reports, at least 3 battered women, and countless empty bottles of Ambien and boxes of wine.

 

[Thumb Butler]

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I am legitimately surprised that Logan hasn't had a pregnancy/miscarriage saga yet.

I’m waiting. The only reason it may not happen is because LameTax didn’t manage time fuck her for the past month. I mean she was there to be his caretaker maid brand strategist apparently. Not that Logan would let any truth/reality stand in her way for attention.

I wonder how many goons have to kiss her ass via DMs and discord to keep her satiated enough to not post publicly and tarnish her top victim trophy.

I love that the first thing he does in the morning is take a big smelly shit on the guy who hosted him on his show and lobbed softballs at him.

Lowtax really is a grade-A moron. I guess groveling to the SJW brigade is just a Pavlovian response at this point.

Lowtax is very quick to start making promises to get the loud noises to stop, but actually sitting down and paying for legal drafts and starting the lengthy processes to move contracts, domain names, and business accounts over is a type of commitment that is way harder to get into. Unless Jeffery is paying Lowtax for his time there's no way he's going to do it.

This is correct. I can’t even imagine what a mess SA LLC is, because it was never run as a business.

I’ve seen smart people with actual physical small businesses spend months trying to sort out the business, personal, contracts. invoices, debts, assets etc..to make it viable to sell their business or have it assessed for a bank.

The idea that Lowtax will sort out his shit to even make it possible to legitimately “sell” or transfer SA is laughable. Now imagine Lowtax with e-assets, domains, shitty ad contracts, etc...trying to legally sort shit out. It will never happen.

Lowtax will pretend he’s working on selling SA, he will do nothing, just let his free jannies keep the forums running and hope everyone forgets in a few months.

I would love to know what exactly Jeffery offered Lowtax for SA. Does he own a house? Because a goon getting a second mortgage on their house to get their hands on some cash is the only way I can see an actual cash offer being made.

Only grade A morons would make an offer to buy something without having any access to the accounting and balance sheets on said business. I don’t think any top goons in the mod forum could ever come up with real cash offer. But I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and imagine at least two or three could be in a position to re-mortgage a home or cash in their 401k to try and get five figures together to offer.

 

[Beavis]

I’m waiting. The only reason it may not happen is because LameTax didn’t manage time fuck her for the past month. I mean she was there to be his caretaker maid brand strategist apparently. Not that Logan would let any truth/reality stand in her way for attention.

I wonder how many goons have to kiss her ass via DMs and discord to keep her satiated enough to not post publicly and tarnish her top victim trophy.


Lowtax really is a grade-A moron. I guess groveling to the SJW brigade is just a Pavlovian response at this point.



This is correct. I can’t even imagine what a mess SA LLC is, because it was never run as a business.

I’ve seen smart people with actual physical small businesses spend months trying to sort out the business, personal, contracts. invoices, debts, assets etc..to make it viable to sell their business or have it assessed for a bank.

The idea that Lowtax will sort out his shit to even make it possible to legitimately “sell” or transfer SA is laughable. Now imagine Lowtax with e-assets, domains, shitty ad contracts, etc...trying to legally sort shit out. It will never happen.

Lowtax will pretend he’s working on selling SA, he will do nothing, just let his free jannies keep the forums running and hope everyone forgets in a few months.

I would love to know what exactly Jeffery offered Lowtax for SA. Does he own a house? Because a goon getting a second mortgage on their house to get their hands on some cash is the only way I can see an actual cash offer being made.

Only grade A morons would make an offer to buy something without having any access to the accounting and balance sheets on said business. I don’t think any top goons in the mod forum could ever come up with real cash offer. But I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and imagine at least two or three could be in a position to re-mortgage a home or cash in their 401k to try and get five figures together to offer.

Jeffrey doesn’t even have an attorney yet to get the ball rolling. As null said he going to have to everything because lowtax won’t lift a finger.

Also, lowtax’ patreon hasn’t dropped much in the last 24 hours. Jeffrey mentioned one of his conditions for buying SA is lowtax has to be 100% divested and can’t make any money off SA. Good luck getting lowtax to shut down his patreon which gives him drug money for doing nothing.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

I’m waiting. The only reason it may not happen is because LameTax didn’t manage time fuck her for the past month. I mean she was there to be his caretaker maid brand strategist apparently. Not that Logan would let any truth/reality stand in her way for attention.

I wonder how many goons have to kiss her ass via DMs and discord to keep her satiated enough to not post publicly and tarnish her top victim trophy.


Lowtax really is a grade-A moron. I guess groveling to the SJW brigade is just a Pavlovian response at this point.



This is correct. I can’t even imagine what a mess SA LLC is, because it was never run as a business.

I’ve seen smart people with actual physical small businesses spend months trying to sort out the business, personal, contracts. invoices, debts, assets etc..to make it viable to sell their business or have it assessed for a bank.

The idea that Lowtax will sort out his shit to even make it possible to legitimately “sell” or transfer SA is laughable. Now imagine Lowtax with e-assets, domains, shitty ad contracts, etc...trying to legally sort shit out. It will never happen.

Lowtax will pretend he’s working on selling SA, he will do nothing, just let his free jannies keep the forums running and hope everyone forgets in a few months.

I would love to know what exactly Jeffery offered Lowtax for SA. Does he own a house? Because a goon getting a second mortgage on their house to get their hands on some cash is the only way I can see an actual cash offer being made.

Only grade A morons would make an offer to buy something without having any access to the accounting and balance sheets on said business. I don’t think any top goons in the mod forum could ever come up with real cash offer. But I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and imagine at least two or three could be in a position to re-mortgage a home or cash in their 401k to try and get five figures together to offer.

According to what I hear, Jeffrey is a bitcoin millionaire