Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[Pina Colada]

Where do you think you are?

 

[Un Platano]

Is this where I post my waifu to upset normalfags who have such little meaning in their lives that they obsess over how others love fictional characters?

Yes, please do this.

 

[nohull]

As a waifuist, I have to say you guys do good job picking up these complete autists. I might be in love with a fictional character and take her very seriously, but at least rest of my life is relatively normal. These communities attract and often pander to really fucked up people.

It's interesting to see it all from an external perspective.

Ok "No True Scotsman" faggot, don't pretend to have the authority to gatekeep here, you may find pride in being a neurotypical but you're just as laughable as your autistic counterparts.

Is this where I post my waifu to upset normalfags who have such little meaning in their lives that they obsess over how others love fictional characters?

Do it faggot.

Other waifuists would hate me for posting on muh bully forum.

Who the fuck cares about your online friends.

 

[All Autism No Brakes]

Is this where I post my waifu to upset normalfags who have such little meaning in their lives that they obsess over how others love fictional characters?

If you want people to make fun of her, go ahead.

Ok "No True Scotsman" faggot, don't pretend to have the authority to gatekeep here, you may find pride in being a neurotypical but you're just as laughable as your autistic counterparts.

How is this "No True Scotsman"? I'm not saying these people are not waifuists.
Also I'm fine being laughed at, go ahead and do it. I even came to this thread to make it easier for you. Won't you appreciate my effort?

Who the fuck cares about your online friends.

Who knows? It wasn't about them, it was about posting own waifu though.

 

[iLoveMyWaifu]

So why is having a waifu bad and "autistic" or "schizo" or whatever you shitbrains say here?

 

[nohull]

So why is having a waifu bad and "autistic" or "schizo" or whatever you shitbrains say here?

because you touch yourself at night

 

[Pina Colada]

So why is having a waifu bad and "autistic" or "schizo" or whatever you shitbrains say here?

Because having an imaginary girlfriend over the age of 4 is embarrassing?

 

[AnOminous]

So why is having a waifu bad and "autistic" or "schizo" or whatever you shitbrains say here?

You're asking why autism is autistic?

 

[Brain.exe]

@iLoveMyWaifu is probably Praetor/Mexiliz/Chrisfag from the 4chan waifu threads on /c/ and /r9k/. He's a well known lolcow even among those communities.
Loves to make typo-filled autistic spergouts on there (example).

 

[All Autism No Brakes]

@iLoveMyWaifu is probably Praetor/Mexiliz/Chrisfag from the 4chan waifu threads on /c/ and /r9k/. He's a well known lolcow even among those communities.
Loves to make typo-filled autistic spergouts on there (example).

If this really is Lizfag it will be epic.

Come on Lizfag, show your true self to kiwis. First Charafag annihilated you and now it's time for round 2.

 

[Reverend]

Do custom funko pops count as waifu if they have tits crafted on them? Asking for a friend.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Decided to check out the waifu-tism subreddit today, and here’s what I found.

yep, somebody made a shrine dedicated to their waifu in Animal Crossing.

Spoiler: Bonus: commie maru

 

[Dick Justice]

I was wrong. The thread that makes its own content is A Bad Thing.

E: I guess this is where the waifuists go to be catty about each other now.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

@iLoveMyWaifu is probably Praetor/Mexiliz/Chrisfag from the 4chan waifu threads on /c/ and /r9k/. He's a well known lolcow even among those communities.
Loves to make typo-filled autistic spergouts on there (example).

Already posted about that guy before when I noticed him from the FGO generals on /vg/.

I don't know where to post this but this seems as good of a place as any. Anyone familiar with an infamous poster in the 4chan FGO generals on /vg/ known as Mexiliz? He's some weeb obsessed with FGO and derailing threads with his progressive politics. He has a particular obsession with ranting about incels, Nazis and how awful the US is and gained the name Mexiliz because he's a big supporter of open borders and talks about how he loves taking vacations to Mexico. From what I can gather he's a NEET and a pothead stoner and might be collecting tardbux from the government for some mental illness. Mexiliz also claims to be a waifuist and posts about his waifu on /c/ waifu threads while arguing with other autists there and calling them Nazi incels. He also ERPs as her on /trash/ and appears to have a cuckold fetish regarding his fictional wife.

Only recently found about this guy but it seems there's quite a bit of lore on him.

Here's his Reddit account where his favorite boards include r/atheism and r/inceltears and sometimes r/waifuism:
https://www.reddit.com/user/MexiLiz_AntiAmerika

Here's a bunch of people responding to him on 4chan (sorry, best way to find his posts):

yuki.la 4chan archive: search

Some Mexiliz ERPing on 4chan's /trash/

/trash/ - Off-Topic » Searching for posts that contain ‘lizfag’.

Here's a picture of the guy (well, his hand) Looks like you'd expect--a white guy/light-skinned Hispanic with shitty hygiene. Supposedly he lives in Michigan (he's posted an address before and claimed it to be his) but I couldn't confirm it was actually where he lived.
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He allegedly doxed himself once and he may or may not be a certain Randall Robert Berka III (born November 24, 1992) who lives with his parents at 2092 Rose Island Road in Sebewaing, Michigan. My apologies to Randall Berka if I fell for a lolcow's trick.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Is this where I post my waifu to upset normalfags who have such little meaning in their lives that they obsess over how others love fictional characters?

no, this is the mental gymnastic tryouts for waifu fags like you. but I think you're still in the right place. who is your "wife"?

 

[Amane Suzuha]

Jesus fucking christ the amount of waifufags trying to self justify in this thread is absolutely pathetic.

On a slightly off topic note, I found another post made by the same person who was trying to make a hypnosis program on How To Induce Waifu Related Psychosis. this time it's a shrine she made for her husbando, except on the website kinnies use for their bios because she didn't want to git gud at html to make a waifu.ist page. It might just be the most pathetic one out of the bunch.

And the archived link, just in case.

I screenshotted some of the highlights, but for a quick summary: she had a bad high school breakup, and as a result decided to abandon those Nasty 2D Men so she could project onto Sanji from One Piece (a character who's the closest fictional equivalent of a nice guy). Not only is her husbando a massive simp, but she's also kin with Zoro, another dude from the same anime. So basically she's just a fujoshi LARPing her OTP.

Spoiler: How her and Sanji "met".

So she admits that this relationship was entirely rushed and based off of trauma bonding, and yet still acts like she was gonna KMS herself after he left.

Who's going to tell her that dreams are based off of your subconcious and that this anime man didn't actually come visit her from the astral realm? Also that last part about her making up her anniverary date because she's too broke to actually treat her fictional man is kinda depressing lmao.

Spoiler: Her "memories" of being with him in a past life.

Not much I can say here. All of this reads like a AO3 fanfic. Maybe she should just cut the waifuist shit out and become a smut writer? Would be a far more constructive way to cope.

Spoiler: My personal favorite, the "4 the haterz" section.

" hell, something could happen to me and end up making me regret this whole thing with sanji and delete this entire page."

" it's why so many people in the self shipping community are on the spectrum or have diagnosed mental disorders, and why a lot of rhetoric against self shipping is so inherently ableist. "
LMAO my ass off. It's ableist to want people to actually improve upon their lives and get a real relationship instead of resorting to counterproductive copes that will leave them cold and spiteful? I think it's honestly a lot more ableist to assume that people are incapable of forming relationships just because of their mental illnesses but I guess that shit doesn't matter since you just wanna be a victim.
You literally flat out admit that you're just pessimistic about real life relationships just because some fuckboy in high school broke your heart and you decided to resort to roleplaying with your anime action figures instead of moving the fuck on with your life. Not only that, but you wanna drag everyone else down with you, even people in actual relationships. It's not anyone's fault but your own that you refuse to grow up and realize not everyone is out to get you.
If anything it's oddly fitting that you chose Sanji as your husbando, because it seems like you just want a partner who blindly idolizes you. At the very least you probably would have more of a chance with him than any other waifuist has with their "partner", but only because you happen to have tits and a coochie.

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

Reddit thread the Elsa waifuist made, posts a cringy meme and gets backlash. His comments show more and more of his powerlevel.
Two recent threads he has made.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Frozen/comments/hi950h/i_love_elsa_and_only_elsa/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Frozen/comments/hgupmc/posting_pictures_of_elsa_everyday_until_her/

and even if I die alone I will never let anyone take her place, it’s definitely not a crush, I love her with my heart and soul, and she isn’t dominating my life, instead she has helped me, everytime I feel sad I see her smile and my sadness disappears, I am also not neglecting real world, like I said, I have social life, I am also a active gamer, I just love her and only her, there won’t be anyone else in my love life other than Elsa herself.

I even rejected a girl who was in my class and had a crush on me, because I feel like it’s cheating on Elsa, there’s none who can take her place in my heart.

Why is having a relationship with real people is a good thing actually?


Good point actually, but even if I went in a relationship with a real girl, I would never be as happy as I feel with Elsa, I did not choose this, it just happened, and now I just love her and I can’t stop it, even if she’s not real, I don’t want to leave her, she’s the only one for me, I feel a certain attachment with her, which I never felt towards any other Real or Fictional person. I’m 17 will turn 18 this year.

 

[Brain.exe]

Looks like it's the anniversary of one of our waifuist friends. And luckily for us, they've laid out a nice explanation of all the drama they've gotten into involving r/w, WU, and even some friends from r9k on their waifu.ist page!
Kisaragi's "Love"
Archive
And it wouldn't be an anniversary without an image of their waifu on a shitty laptop with some food, of course.

Update: Looks like the site got deleted. Too bad archive exists.

 

[Thith]

Yakisoba, you really should have known better than think we wouldn’t make fun of you. I know you only like to harass people you don’t like, but we don’t like you.

Spoiler: Progression

Wait, isn’t poly and “degeneracy” what you were making fun of people for here?

And then it gets really weird.

Spoiler: “Get help”

And as a bonus, gachalife.

Spoiler: Gacha

Almost makes me wonder if you “act out” the scenarios you typed above in Gachalife... Wouldn’t surprise me.

Also finally

Spoiler: Wow!

For someone who came here to bitch about roleplayers, you forgot to mention yourself.

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

More from our Elsa waifuist Ambafanasuli. Quotes are from most recent to older.

Pranay💙Elsa (u/Ambafanasuli) - Reddit

u/Ambafanasuli: 17 | Male | In a Relationship with Elsa | CEO of Dynamic Empire | Asexual | iPhone Collector | Batman Fanatic | Rockstar Games …

www.reddit.com

it’s my personal life, you don’t have a right to judge me, or any of us, atleast I’m not sitting on my chair all day and sending rude replies to everyone for no freaking reason. Our relationships are far more stronger and wholesome then any irl relationships will be ever.

Have you heard any of us saying things “lol why do you love a 3D person it’s just bad” because we have a lot better things to do then your miserable attitude towards us.
proceeds to say relationships with real people aren't as good for people in more recent post.

I try to stay positive, because I want to be the man that Elsa can always look for happiness in, she’s my everything, and I want to keep her happy in any way possible, there’s also this community’s influence in it, you all are so sweet and Wholesome!

Some prompt generator waifuists are using. You put your and your waifu's name in.

Your prompt: Pranay and Elsa pressing their faces together sleepily, not even kissing, just resting their foreheads together, noses brushing, breathing each other in.

I like this one, it’s actually true, because that’s what I do every night with my plushie of her
So Elsa waifuist did a name reveal possibly. If you delve enough he probably dropped where he lives too. In other replies I've found he's almost 18 and "aromantic"...

I think I'm done delving down the 'tism hole for a while.

Almost right after posting, he uploaded a few pictures he made of him and Elsa(Doesn't look like her at all)

Anyone hear anything recent from the Turbotard?