Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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A) Who keeps the package insert for a medication? Especially one that Logan would have been taking for a while.
B) If I was an internet wizard who until recently was making 8k/month and before that was making 15k/month on top of untold fortunes, I'd probably be willing to spring for a maid to cleanup rather than my aging mother
C) Logan being drunk/bipolar does not negate what Lowtax is being accused of. I'm not fancy-pants city lawyer, but it seems like the penalties for beating a drunk, bipolar person would be similar to beating a sober, non-bipolar person.

I find these slights of hand that Lowtax tries frustrating. It's like saying he was exonerated from his domestic abuse charge regarding his first wife. No, he was not exonerated, she didn't show up and the case was dismissed. This is not the same thing as a court making a ruling on the facts of the matter.
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Eagle eyed viewers will notice there aren't any instruction manuals for birth control or emptied condom boxes.
 
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wreddit said:
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A) Who keeps the package insert for a medication? Especially one that Logan would have been taking for a while.
B) If I was an internet wizard who until recently was making 8k/month and before that was making 15k/month on top of untold fortunes, I'd probably be willing to spring for a maid to cleanup rather than my aging mother
C) Logan being drunk/bipolar does not negate what Lowtax is being accused of. I'm not fancy-pants city lawyer, but it seems like the penalties for beating a drunk, bipolar person would be similar to beating a sober, non-bipolar person.

I find these slights of hand that Lowtax tries frustrating. It's like saying he was exonerated from his domestic abuse charge regarding his first wife. No, he was not exonerated, she didn't show up and the case was dismissed. This is not the same thing as a court making a ruling on the facts of the matter.
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I don't blame Logan at all. I need alcohol every time I hear Lowtax's voice, too.
 
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downloads said:
The very first thing they tell you with a back injury is to lose weight, even 10 pounds makes a huge difference any kind of spinal issue. He just keeps getting fatter though, he looks like he’s getting into the high 200s? This just might be me being accustom to a different medical system but it is shocking to me that a doctor would give him opiates instead of making him try to treat the pain by getting not obese first.
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One of the good/bad things about the U.S. system is that you can always get a new doctor if you want. Which means, if you're drug-seeking, you find a doctor that wants to solve problems with drugs. Or you just, y'know, lie to the doctor. It's not legal, but if you're not too conspicuous about it (or the doctor is unscrupulous enough), you can pull it off.
 
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B) If I was an internet wizard who until recently was making 8k/month and before that was making 15k/month on top of untold fortunes, I'd probably be willing to spring for a maid to cleanup rather than my aging mother
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His justification for moving Bogan in was that his parents couldn't care for him due to being immunocompromised and at greater risk from covid. And yet now it's just fine and dandy for his mother with leukaemia to come over and clean up?
 
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wreddit said:
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A) Who keeps the package insert for a medication? Especially one that Logan would have been taking for a while.
B) If I was an internet wizard who until recently was making 8k/month and before that was making 15k/month on top of untold fortunes, I'd probably be willing to spring for a maid to cleanup rather than my aging mother
C) Logan being drunk/bipolar does not negate what Lowtax is being accused of. I'm not fancy-pants city lawyer, but it seems like the penalties for beating a drunk, bipolar person would be similar to beating a sober, non-bipolar person.

I find these slights of hand that Lowtax tries frustrating. It's like saying he was exonerated from his domestic abuse charge regarding his first wife. No, he was not exonerated, she didn't show up and the case was dismissed. This is not the same thing as a court making a ruling on the facts of the matter.
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Not for nothing, but I've never met a woman who liked dark, bitter, hoppy or yeasty hipster beers. Not saying it's impossible, but who knows? Anything coming from Lowtax has to be taken with a grain of salt. I dunno how SLC chix get down, but any woman I've ever known usually won't drink any beer stronger than Dos Equis. If it is hers, well, at least she has good taste in brew. Not to mention which, Lowtax was probably drinking with her. And I'm sure whatever medications he's on aren't supposed to be mixed with alcohol, either.
 
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Eagle eyed viewers will notice there aren't any instruction manuals for birth control or emptied condom boxes.
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One of the side effects of opiod addiction is limp dick. Loxtax getting a half-chub would be an accomplishment with alchohol and opiates swirling in his system.
 
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If someone voluntarily lets a Dr. Moreau hybrid of a gorilla with a shark's head inside their house, knowing full fucking well it was a gorilla with a shark's head with shark thinking and gorilla strength, and it chases off their wife and wrecks up the interior of the house, who's to fucking blame here? Who is really to blame?
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It depends, is the tiny hitler the real hitler shrunken down or is it just a separate clone hitler (therefore unrelated to the regular sized hitler) who happens to be very small?
 
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A) Who keeps the package insert for a medication? Especially one that Logan would have been taking for a while.
B) If I was an internet wizard who until recently was making 8k/month and before that was making 15k/month on top of untold fortunes, I'd probably be willing to spring for a maid to cleanup rather than my aging mother
C) Logan being drunk/bipolar does not negate what Lowtax is being accused of. I'm not fancy-pants city lawyer, but it seems like the penalties for beating a drunk, bipolar person would be similar to beating a sober, non-bipolar person.

I find these slights of hand that Lowtax tries frustrating. It's like saying he was exonerated from his domestic abuse charge regarding his first wife. No, he was not exonerated, she didn't show up and the case was dismissed. This is not the same thing as a court making a ruling on the facts of the matter.
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It’s good the bottles are organized and the prescription is dead nuts lined up on top for a photograph!
 
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Looks like saying anything negative about Logan gets you a probe now.

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Not for nothing, but I've never met a woman who liked dark, bitter, hoppy or yeasty hipster beers. Not saying it's impossible, but who knows? Anything coming from Lowtax has to be taken with a grain of salt. I dunno how SLC chix get down, but any woman I've ever known usually won't drink any beer stronger than Dos Equis. If it is hers, well, at least she has good taste in brew. Not to mention which, Lowtax was probably drinking with her. And I'm sure whatever medications he's on aren't supposed to be mixed with alcohol, either.
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my wife likes hoppy hipster beer, but I don't beat her though
 
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