Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[X Prime]

Not for nothing, but I've never met a woman who liked dark, bitter, hoppy or yeasty hipster beers. Not saying it's impossible, but who knows? Anything coming from Lowtax has to be taken with a grain of salt. I dunno how SLC chix get down, but any woman I've ever known usually won't drink any beer stronger than Dos Equis. If it is hers, well, at least she has good taste in brew. Not to mention which, Lowtax was probably drinking with her. And I'm sure whatever medications he's on aren't supposed to be mixed with alcohol, either.

Who's to say it wasn't Logan guzzling down beer she disliked just to "hang" with her "childhood hero"?

 

[Ilmseil]

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A) Who keeps the package insert for a medication? Especially one that Logan would have been taking for a while.
B) If I was an internet wizard who until recently was making 8k/month and before that was making 15k/month on top of untold fortunes, I'd probably be willing to spring for a maid to cleanup rather than my aging mother
C) Logan being drunk/bipolar does not negate what Lowtax is being accused of. I'm not fancy-pants city lawyer, but it seems like the penalties for beating a drunk, bipolar person would be similar to beating a sober, non-bipolar person.

I find these slights of hand that Lowtax tries frustrating. It's like saying he was exonerated from his domestic abuse charge regarding his first wife. No, he was not exonerated, she didn't show up and the case was dismissed. This is not the same thing as a court making a ruling on the facts of the matter.

HOOOOOOLD the fuck up.

A few things to note here assuming I wasn't beaten to it, but as soon as I saw this shit a few glaring things stand out.

Lowtax is now insinuating "mom came over to help clean Logan's shit out (lol), finds stash of Logan's stealth drinking "mixed drink" bottles and insert from her meds in closet or some shit".

These are NOT "mixed drinks" ala 4loko or premixed margaritas or whatever, these are all heavy glass bottles of quad ales, and what appears to be a Fulton Street Blend.

The quad retails for over ten dollars at Total Wines and the Fulton Street I'm seeing for roughly the same price.

Is this faggot really trying to tell us THIS is how Logan Day, supposedly a former coke whore who tried her hand making it big in L.A., likes to get drunk? Premium 10$ a bottle quad ales? Something that primarily white men in their 30s-40s drink, known for their qualities of "being very expensive, an acquired taste, and very filling"?

Richard, women who are alkies drink Cosmos, shitty rose wine, or if they're desperate, port wine. Women (or men) who are trying to stealth drink are buying their shit in plastic containers or at least small containers for ease of disposal/hiding in the trash bag, and they're buying potent shit so they can devote less time to getting juiced up and maintaining their buzz. They are also not spending ten dollars on one bottle of ale, even at 10% because that is not even near enough for a night of drinking.

They are not buying premium quad fucking ales and Fulton Street blends. Logan is either the world's weirdest ass woman alky or you're a fucking liar. I'm going to go with the latter.

These bottles are 100% from Rich himself, who has a known taste for fine ales, and there are reports I specifically remember from Ashliii how he'd make her run down to the corner store to buy this shit for him. Fucking weak little brokeback bitch boy.

 

[ddlloo]

So, thoughts on LowTax on the Dick Show this week? I thought he made a decent case that he’s being fucked with, but I’m way behind on the happenings.
He just seems to soft for his own good, and he’s just not cut out for being an Internet guy.

He has been on livestream DRINKING WITH HER. He STILL DRINKS. He kept booze in the house while living with an alcoholic. He's either supremely retarded or a callous sack of shit.
He claims to be all but bedridden. Yet for months now has been on livestreams where he gets up and moves around. Hell, he did one just a couple days ago where he put a shoe on his head. His defence that he couldn't beat someone are ridulously shoddy.

Who knows, maybe his story (and it is HIS story, that he pushed on a BPD boozehound with no memory of the event other than being on the floor with Lowtax standing over her) is true. But I doubt it, and even if it is true he's still a whiny disingenuous cunt.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Is this faggot really trying to tell us THIS is how Logan Day, supposedly a former coke whore who tried her hand making it big in L.A., likes to get drunk? Premium 10$ a bottle quad ales?

Correction, that’s $10 for four bottles. Still pricey but about what you’d expect for high-alcohol, limited-batch shit.

 

[Twinkie]

You can't really taste alcohol after like five sips anyway, you're kind of used to it. And besides if --IF-- she is an alcoholic (she said she was going to AA and Lowtax whined on social media about her drinking) it doesn't matter what it tastes like. People drink bum wine. They drink mouthwash. So it doesn't matter that it's a manly beer

Logan had no car and no money or very little money so the idea that she was hiding this drinking from lowtax especially this expensive artisan beer or whatever it's called (shut up beer nerds) is ridiculous. How did Lowtax not know about this? He fucking knew, but he's posting this picture like it was some shocking discovery. I doubt she hid her drinking from him. I don't think she had to. Pic is fake and gay imo

 

[Ilmseil]

Correction, that’s $10 for four bottles. Still pricey but about what you’d expect for high-alcohol, limited-batch shit.

Ah, upon closer look, you're right. At first, those looked like the large pint bottles to me, perspective fuckery.

 

[Bees]

HOOOOOOLD the fuck up.

Logan is either the world's weirdest ass woman alky or you're a fucking liar. I'm going to go with the latter.

There's no way a young woman is drinking 300 kcal beers. No way. She'll choose vodka and diet or white claw, not bread in a glass.

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[wreddit]

lol

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

You can't really taste alcohol after like five sips anyway...

I would think, because of exactly this, a 'secret alcohol stash' is going to be high-proof, cheap alcohol, because why waste money when it's about effect over flavor. Why waste money when your stash isn't about communicating a pretense to others about what trendy booze you're into.

 

[White Devil]

I would think, because of exactly this, a 'secret alcohol stash' is going to be high-proof, cheap alcohol, because why waste money when it's about effect over flavor. Why waste money when your stash isn't about communicating a pretense to others about what trendy booze you're into.

Real alchie would have just gotten a four pack of Steel Reserve to do the job.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

So, thoughts on LowTax on the Dick Show this week? I thought he made a decent case that he’s being fucked with, but I’m way behind on the happenings.
He just seems to soft for his own good, and he’s just not cut out for being an Internet guy.

I’m pretty sure he’s full of shit, and he always plays the victim when stuff like this happens. If this were the first time I could understand being skeptical, but this is the dozenth time he’s pulled this poor me act. It doesn’t help that he has a death cult of crazy sycophants who are very invested in obfuscating any information about his bad actions, and like to howl that the people who bring up his bad behavior are in fact the real monsters.

 

[Fox Hound]

Could their be a more undignified way for this website and owner to go, they need to old yeller this and get it over with.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Could their be a more undignified way for this website and owner to go, they need to old yeller this and get it over with.

slowly letting marxists, sloth fats, weird sex people and other degenerates take over the place and use it as their hugbox

oh wait

 

[Wargarbl]

How did Lowtax not know about this? He fucking knew, but he's posting this picture like it was some shocking discovery. I doubt she hid her drinking from him. I don't think she had to. Pic is fake and gay imo

Of course he knew, because those are his beers that he drank. Maybe Logan had a few too, so she could party with her hero (lol, sad).

As many others have said, alkies don't buy expensive craft beers, they buy malt liquor or MD 20/20 or box wine or whatever the hell else will get you fucked up cheapest. But Richard likes Boulevard beers.

He's getting REALLY lazy with his lies.

 

[glumCunt]

He is certainly letting people know hes a drug addict via facebook. Do junkies frequently fantasize about jellyfish or is it just him?

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

He is certainly letting people know hes a drug addict via facebook. Do junkies frequently fantasize about jellyfish or is it just him?

It's a Dead Milkmen song.

Look at how fun and unconcerned he is about his predicament! If you've got a vagina, functional ovaries and a personality disorder, why don't you send him a PM and see where it goes!

edit: incidentally, he's fucking the lyrics up too. That's the narcotic shock thing to do.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

Not for nothing, but I've never met a woman who liked dark, bitter, hoppy or yeasty hipster beers. Not saying it's impossible, but who knows? Anything coming from Lowtax has to be taken with a grain of salt. I dunno how SLC chix get down, but any woman I've ever known usually won't drink any beer stronger than Dos Equis. If it is hers, well, at least she has good taste in brew. Not to mention which, Lowtax was probably drinking with her. And I'm sure whatever medications he's on aren't supposed to be mixed with alcohol, either.

I know quite a few pretty much well adjusted (as much as anyone is) women that enjoy Porters and IPA's... However alcoholics and pillheads don't even go there, It's usually spirits or pills all the way down, with a 12 pack of posh beer just to feel they are not those natty ice losers... (Until the money runs out).

Loads of "sane" women I know enjoy a decent real beer or two... So do a few "crazy" women I know to be fair, but I can't judge, because I can't drink anymore.

That shouldn't be the issue... The issue is it is even worse than his last fekkin splurge of messages, and Loltax is probably the most unreliable witness ever at this point, and if that was his idea of damage control, then call me a banana because clown world really kicked off last month.

:edited to mention I can't drink, so pot kettle etc...

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Look at how fun and unconcerned he is about his predicament! If you've got a vagina, functional ovaries and a personality disorder, why don't you send him a PM and see where it goes!

Odds of Zoe Quinn putting her vag in the ring as the next mrs lowtax?

 

[Sabrina]

HOOOOOOLD the fuck up.

A few things to note here assuming I wasn't beaten to it, but as soon as I saw this shit a few glaring things stand out.

Lowtax is now insinuating "mom came over to help clean Logan's shit out (lol), finds stash of Logan's stealth drinking "mixed drink" bottles and insert from her meds in closet or some shit".

These are NOT "mixed drinks" ala 4loko or premixed margaritas or whatever, these are all heavy glass bottles of quad ales, and what appears to be a Fulton Street Blend.

The quad retails for over ten dollars at Total Wines and the Fulton Street I'm seeing for roughly the same price.

Is this faggot really trying to tell us THIS is how Logan Day, supposedly a former coke whore who tried her hand making it big in L.A., likes to get drunk? Premium 10$ a bottle quad ales? Something that primarily white men in their 30s-40s drink, known for their qualities of "being very expensive, an acquired taste, and very filling"?

Richard, women who are alkies drink Cosmos, shitty rose wine, or if they're desperate, port wine. Women (or men) who are trying to stealth drink are buying their shit in plastic containers or at least small containers for ease of disposal/hiding in the trash bag, and they're buying potent shit so they can devote less time to getting juiced up and maintaining their buzz. They are also not spending ten dollars on one bottle of ale, even at 10% because that is not even near enough for a night of drinking.

They are not buying premium quad fucking ales and Fulton Street blends. Logan is either the world's weirdest ass woman alky or you're a fucking liar. I'm going to go with the latter.

These bottles are 100% from Rich himself, who has a known taste for fine ales, and there are reports I specifically remember from Ashliii how he'd make her run down to the corner store to buy this shit for him. Fucking weak little brokeback bitch boy.

He's trying to say that the beers + the psych meds are "the new mixed drink."

Overdose on ambien + Adderall + box wine please and thank you Lowtax

 

[Baggywrinkle]

It's a Dead Milkmen song.

edit: incidentally, he's fucking the lyrics up too. That's the narcotic shock thing to do.

Next he should do RC’s mom.

I'm gonna beat my wife
I'm gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2x4
Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower
Gonna beat my wife
Look out!
Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens