Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Bloitzhole]

Random tidbit as I skim some more:
Towards the end, the bronies really didn't like ol' webby here (my mind keeps calling him Weebly for some reason), having booted him from the Brony telegram group and calling him a degenerate (which I imagine is hard to achieve in that kind of culture).

The nail in the coffin seems to have been a forum organized brony secret santa, in which he failed to deliver on time and excused his behavior by pointing out that he had been in various space battles. When called on being full of shit and asked to, for once, drop the shenanigans, he doubled down on all the nonsense.
archive.md had trouble archiving the pages, so I have attached them in pdf form. The most relevant part is on page 4 and onwards, in which the recipient receives the package (in march) which is labelled "open only once it's Easter" with a return address located in, you guessed it, the fictional Calisota.
He wrote in crayon.


The contents of the package are, at the moment in dispute, as the recipient posted the info about it on April 1st and later declared it semi-incoherently as a joke. I have contacted the recipient and am awaiting clarification as to which parts were real and which parts were not. I'm off to work now, but I might skim and report some more tonight. I suspect another, more experienced user will compile a more coherent narrative than I have thus far given in the coming days.

 

[AnOminous]

The nail in the coffin seems to have been a forum organized brony secret santa, in which he failed to deliver on time and excused his behavior by pointing out that he had been in various space battles.

That fucking fiend.

 

[Stardust]

By 'space battles', I assume they mean trying to molest Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half Century.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

By 'space battles', I assume they mean trying to molest Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half Century.

Can't be the case. Daffy is a legal age adult, and Webby has confirmed on this thread that he doesn't like Looney Tunes.
(Possibly, he sees the potshots Warner Bros. Animation has made towards Disney as a direct attack on Duckberg.)

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Too autistic for the bronies. Damn.

 

[NyQuilninja]

My doubts at first but this duck fucker is quacking nuts
So it would appear he’s a mentally unstable degenerated who’s off his meds?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Those "artworks", and I use the term loosely, really remind me of OPL.

Random tidbit as I skim some more:
Towards the end, the bronies really didn't like ol' webby here (my mind keeps calling him Weebly for some reason), having booted him from the Brony telegram group and calling him a degenerate (which I imagine is hard to achieve in that kind of culture).

The nail in the coffin seems to have been a forum organized brony secret santa, in which he failed to deliver on time and excused his behavior by pointing out that he had been in various space battles. When called on being full of shit and asked to, for once, drop the shenanigans, he doubled down on all the nonsense.
archive.md had trouble archiving the pages, so I have attached them in pdf form. The most relevant part is on page 4 and onwards, in which the recipient receives the package (in march) which is labelled "open only once it's Easter" with a return address located in, you guessed it, the fictional Calisota.
He wrote in crayon.

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The contents of the package are, at the moment in dispute, as the recipient posted the info about it on April 1st and later declared it semi-incoherently as a joke. I have contacted the recipient and am awaiting clarification as to which parts were real and which parts were not. I'm off to work now, but I might skim and report some more tonight. I suspect another, more experienced user will compile a more coherent narrative than I have thus far given in the coming days.

His explanation took me 3 attempts to get through. Holy. Fucking. Shit. It's fucking bad.

So of course I sat down and translated it for your reading pleasure existential horror.

Bloitzhole already said that this was a secret santa that he simply ignored until well after the deadline. He was contacted via PN and E-Mail, but never answered despite being online and active throughout this time. The users deduct who's the culprit based on who got their stuff and who is active in the thread, but Webby doesn't have the balls to respond until December 26th. He promises to send the present "as quickly as possible". In early MARCH, recipient says she hasn't gotten anything, people flip their shit, insult Webby for being a cunt that stalks German lolcow Drachenlord instead of doing his part for the secret Santa and then the other User receives the box covered in crayon with a "don't open till Easter" a few days later. We're then treated to this totally sane description of events from Webby:

Spoiler

Hey! I am really sorry I messed this up. [autistic Emoji]

Months ago, I was traveling across the planet Stella Anatium.

I ordered the present there. That is where the problems already started. Glomgold Industries, where I ordered, took their time to deliver it.

I wanted to send it via Spacepostman to earth.

Unfortunately, the rocket was shot down over Brutopia. [autistic Emoji] The rocket crashed into Cornertown. Webby Vanderquack and I went there, looked for the box and took it with us. Unfortunately, the box took some damage during the crash and became round, but everything that's round is strictly forbidden in Cornertown. Webbigail and I went to jail and it took 2 weeks before our lawyer could un"box" us from jail.

It was too late by then. During the holidays, everything was closed down, so I could only buy a spare at Quest Buy thereafter. Instead of sending it via rocket again and maybe even risking a crash on the moon, which happens a lot, I wanted to be on the save side and took it with me, when I flew back to earth to Calisota myself.

On my flight from Mouseton to Duckberg, we were attacked by airpirates, but luckily, they didn't find the package. [autistic Emoji] Then a bottle of Universal Solvent spilled, which only damaged the box itself, which was barely visible, but I couldn't afford a new one, cause Webby's adoptive uncle is a niggard.

In the end, to make things extra quick after everything had been overcome, I even put a Red Magenta on it as postage.

As I said, I am very sorry about all this, even if most of this isn't my fault. Well, such things can happen to any of us. I hope, you'll understand. [autistic Emoji] [autistic Emoji]

User "Snu" then goes to great lengths to very vividly voice his displeasure:

Spoiler

I'm going out on a limb here, but I assume you put more effort into this text than into your secret santa present.

It is fucking unbelievable, that you're dragging your feet for months on end, but you're also writing an utterly moronic apology, which is a great indication for how serious you treat this entire issue.

Had [the recipient] not written that she hasn't gotten her present, you wouldn't have cared the slightest bit.

I can only repeat: Someone like Webby should be banned from secret santa events in the future. Not so much out of revenge or to teach the boi a lesson, but rather to prevent others from being let down by not receiving any present from him.

Can't make this shit up...

Webby again:

Spoiler

Sorry, but this is absolutely the worst. [autistic emoji]

You just read what I've been through during the last few months and you just make fun of it.

I've traveled across half the earth to save the package and even took upon me the risk to end up in jail and risked my life in a battle against airpirates, everything to protect the package. I did everything I could the right way. And it is not appreciated in the slightest. No thanks. [autistic emoji]

Answer to that:

Spoiler

Dude, even as self-proclaimed "troll", you have to step away from your faggy act and be serious from time to time.

Webby:

Spoiler

I did everything to my fullest abilities and beliefs (and those of Webby Vanderquack).

Some other Brony:

Spoiler

I did everything to my fullest abilities and beliefs (and those of Webby Vanderquack).

Obviously. I'm not even questioning that.
Don't forget to breathe.

As Bloitzhole said, the girl made an april fools joke about the contents of the package (she did a pretty good job faking his writing style for his supposed letter tbh.) and later resolves the actual contents:
Some non-descript videogame that she already owns and a bunch of carnival sweets, that reveal where he lives (but she doesn't mention where).

The thread does kinda end with a bit of a surprise twist, the recipient is a closet mtf tranny that tries to grift money for a new dress out of fucking nowhere in the end.
Some other user shows up and shittalks her for not being a real girl, too.

 

[Revo]

First Lagoona Blue, then @Ashley Lynne Coulter, then @Drain Todger and now @Webby's Boyfriend.
These bronie users who joined on this site really like to gain fame here in an exceptional way.

 

[Easterling]

Those "artworks", and I use the term loosely, really remind me of OPL.


His explanation took me 3 attempts to get through. Holy. Fucking. Shit. It's fucking bad.

So of course I sat down and translated it for your reading pleasure existential horror.

Bloitzhole already said that this was a secret santa that he simply ignored until well after the deadline. He was contacted via PN and E-Mail, but never answered despite being online and active throughout this time. The users deduct who's the culprit based on who got their stuff and who is active in the thread, but Webby doesn't have the balls to respond until December 26th. He promises to send the present "as quickly as possible". In early MARCH, recipient says she hasn't gotten anything, people flip their shit, insult Webby for being a cunt that stalks German lolcow Drachenlord instead of doing his part for the secret Santa and then the other User receives the box covered in crayon with a "don't open till Easter" a few days later. We're then treated to this totally sane description of events from Webby:

Spoiler

Hey! I am really sorry I messed this up. [autistic Emoji]

Months ago, I was traveling across the planet Stella Anatium.

I ordered the present there. That is where the problems already started. Glomgold Industries, where I ordered, took their time to deliver it.

I wanted to send it via Spacepostman to earth.

Unfortunately, the rocket was shot down over Brutopia. [autistic Emoji] The rocket crashed into Cornertown. Webby Vanderquack and I went there, looked for the box and took it with us. Unfortunately, the box took some damage during the crash and became round, but everything that's round is strictly forbidden in Cornertown. Webbigail and I went to jail and it took 2 weeks before our lawyer could un"box" us from jail.

It was too late by then. During the holidays, everything was closed down, so I could only buy a spare at Quest Buy thereafter. Instead of sending it via rocket again and maybe even risking a crash on the moon, which happens a lot, I want to be on the save side and took it with me, when I flew myself back to earth to Calisota.

On my flight from Mouseton to Duckberg, we were attacked by airpirates, but luckily, they didn't find the package. [autistic Emoji] Then a bottle of Universal Solvent spilled, which only damaged the box itself, which was barely visible, and I couldn't afford a new one, cause Webby's adoptive uncle is a niggard.

In the end, to make things extra quick after everything had been overcome, I even put a Red Magenta on it as postage.

As I said, I am very sorry about all this, even if most of this isn't my fault. Well, such things can happen to any of us. I hope, you'll understand. [autistic Emoji] [autistic Emoji]

User "Snu" then goes to great lengths to very vividly voice his displeasure:

Spoiler

I'm going out on a limb here, but I assume you put more effort into this text than for your secret santa present.

It is fucking unbelievable, that you're dragging your feet for months on end, you're also writing an utterly moronic apology, which is a great indication for how serious you treat this entire issue.

Had [the recipient] not written that she hasn't gotten her present, you wouldn't have cared the slightest bit.

I can only repeat: Someone like Webby should be banned from secret santa events in the future. Not so much out of revenge or to teach the boi a lesson, but rather to prevent others from being let down by not receiving any present from him.

Can't make this shit up...

Webby again:

Spoiler

Sorry, but this is absolutely the worst. [autistic emoji]

You just read what I've been through during the last few months and you just make fun of it.

I've traveled across half the earth to save the package and even took upon me the risk to end up in jail and risked my life in a battle against airpirates, everything to protect the package. I did everything I could the right way. And it is not appreciated in the slightest. No thanks. [autistic emoji]

Answer to that:

Spoiler

Dude, even as self-proclaimed "troll", you have to step away from your faggy act and be serious from time to time.

Webby:

Spoiler

I did everything to my fullest abilities and beliefs (and those of Webby Vanderquack).

Some other Brony:

Spoiler

Obviously. I'm not even questioning that.
Don't forget to breathe.

As Bloitzhole said, the girl made an april fools joke about the contents of the package (she did a pretty good job faking his writing style for his supposed letter tbh.) and later resolves the actual contents:
Some non-descript videogame that she already owns and a bunch of carnival sweets, that reveal where he lives (but she doesn't mention where).

The thread does kinda end with a bit of a surprise twist, the recipient is a closet mtf tranny that tries to grift money for a new dress out of fucking nowhere in the end.
Some other user shows up and shittalks her for not being a real girl, too.

Imagine being so cripplingly autisitc that other autists fucking hate you.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Those "artworks", and I use the term loosely, really remind me of OPL.


His explanation took me 3 attempts to get through. Holy. Fucking. Shit. It's fucking bad.

So of course I sat down and translated it for your reading pleasure existential horror.

Bloitzhole already said that this was a secret santa that he simply ignored until well after the deadline. He was contacted via PN and E-Mail, but never answered despite being online and active throughout this time. The users deduct who's the culprit based on who got their stuff and who is active in the thread, but Webby doesn't have the balls to respond until December 26th. He promises to send the present "as quickly as possible". In early MARCH, recipient says she hasn't gotten anything, people flip their shit, insult Webby for being a cunt that stalks German lolcow Drachenlord instead of doing his part for the secret Santa and then the other User receives the box covered in crayon with a "don't open till Easter" a few days later. We're then treated to this totally sane description of events from Webby:

Spoiler

Hey! I am really sorry I messed this up. [autistic Emoji]

Months ago, I was traveling across the planet Stella Anatium.

I ordered the present there. That is where the problems already started. Glomgold Industries, where I ordered, took their time to deliver it.

I wanted to send it via Spacepostman to earth.

Unfortunately, the rocket was shot down over Brutopia. [autistic Emoji] The rocket crashed into Cornertown. Webby Vanderquack and I went there, looked for the box and took it with us. Unfortunately, the box took some damage during the crash and became round, but everything that's round is strictly forbidden in Cornertown. Webbigail and I went to jail and it took 2 weeks before our lawyer could un"box" us from jail.

It was too late by then. During the holidays, everything was closed down, so I could only buy a spare at Quest Buy thereafter. Instead of sending it via rocket again and maybe even risking a crash on the moon, which happens a lot, I want to be on the save side and took it with me, when I flew myself back to earth to Calisota.

On my flight from Mouseton to Duckberg, we were attacked by airpirates, but luckily, they didn't find the package. [autistic Emoji] Then a bottle of Universal Solvent spilled, which only damaged the box itself, which was barely visible, and I couldn't afford a new one, cause Webby's adoptive uncle is a niggard.

In the end, to make things extra quick after everything had been overcome, I even put a Red Magenta on it as postage.

As I said, I am very sorry about all this, even if most of this isn't my fault. Well, such things can happen to any of us. I hope, you'll understand. [autistic Emoji] [autistic Emoji]

User "Snu" then goes to great lengths to very vividly voice his displeasure:

Spoiler

I'm going out on a limb here, but I assume you put more effort into this text than for your secret santa present.

It is fucking unbelievable, that you're dragging your feet for months on end, you're also writing an utterly moronic apology, which is a great indication for how serious you treat this entire issue.

Had [the recipient] not written that she hasn't gotten her present, you wouldn't have cared the slightest bit.

I can only repeat: Someone like Webby should be banned from secret santa events in the future. Not so much out of revenge or to teach the boi a lesson, but rather to prevent others from being let down by not receiving any present from him.

Can't make this shit up...

Webby again:

Spoiler

Sorry, but this is absolutely the worst. [autistic emoji]

You just read what I've been through during the last few months and you just make fun of it.

I've traveled across half the earth to save the package and even took upon me the risk to end up in jail and risked my life in a battle against airpirates, everything to protect the package. I did everything I could the right way. And it is not appreciated in the slightest. No thanks. [autistic emoji]

Answer to that:

Spoiler

Dude, even as self-proclaimed "troll", you have to step away from your faggy act and be serious from time to time.

Webby:

Spoiler

I did everything to my fullest abilities and beliefs (and those of Webby Vanderquack).

Some other Brony:

Spoiler

Obviously. I'm not even questioning that.
Don't forget to breathe.

As Bloitzhole said, the girl made an april fools joke about the contents of the package (she did a pretty good job faking his writing style for his supposed letter tbh.) and later resolves the actual contents:
Some non-descript videogame that she already owns and a bunch of carnival sweets, that reveal where he lives (but she doesn't mention where).

The thread does kinda end with a bit of a surprise twist, the recipient is a closet mtf tranny that tries to grift money for a new dress out of fucking nowhere in the end.
Some other user shows up and shittalks her for not being a real girl, too.

My sides flew off into the sky, got shot down by airpirates, and crashed in Cornertown. This shit is comedy gold.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

@Webby's Boyfriend Which My Little Pony is your favorite and why?

 

[Bloitzhole]

Spoiler

Hey! I am really sorry I messed this up. [autistic Emoji]

Months ago, I was traveling across the planet Stella Anatium.

I ordered the present there. That is where the problems already started. Glomgold Industries, where I ordered, took their time to deliver it.

I wanted to send it via Spacepostman to earth.

Unfortunately, the rocket was shot down over Brutopia. [autistic Emoji] The rocket crashed into Cornertown. Webby Vanderquack and I went there, looked for the box and took it with us. Unfortunately, the box took some damage during the crash and became round, but everything that's round is strictly forbidden in Cornertown. Webbigail and I went to jail and it took 2 weeks before our lawyer could un"box" us from jail.

It was too late by then. During the holidays, everything was closed down, so I could only buy a spare at Quest Buy thereafter. Instead of sending it via rocket again and maybe even risking a crash on the moon, which happens a lot, I want to be on the save side and took it with me, when I flew myself back to earth to Calisota.

On my flight from Mouseton to Duckberg, we were attacked by airpirates, but luckily, they didn't find the package. [autistic Emoji] Then a bottle of Universal Solvent spilled, which only damaged the box itself, which was barely visible, and I couldn't afford a new one, cause Webby's adoptive uncle is a niggard.

In the end, to make things extra quick after everything had been overcome, I even put a Red Magenta on it as postage.

As I said, I am very sorry about all this, even if most of this isn't my fault. Well, such things can happen to any of us. I hope, you'll understand. [autistic Emoji] [autistic Emoji]

Just a minor addition, but one that I found somewhat significant. And this took me a minute to realize - everything Romanes posted in bold here, was actually hyperlinked to wikipedia articles and/or other sources about disney comics in the original thread, so that people could easily look up the "places" or "events". As in verify them. As in, to convince others that this actually happened, he posted various comic book sources. That is how far gone he was / is.

The thread does kinda end with a bit of a surprise twist, the recipient is a closet mtf tranny that tries to grift money for a new dress out of fucking nowhere in the end.
Some other user shows up and shittalks her for not being a real girl, too.

That person btw - (s)he's all about wanting to stay incognito (I can't wear makeup bc my parents can't know, shit like that) but then publicly links their fucking facebook profile to their account.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

This whole time I kept thinking KiwiFarms was getting worked up over a blatantly obvious troll, but between the recent brony shit and all the sperging on the other sites, I'm starting to remember why this site is so interesting. Whenever you think you've seen the absolute strangest people the Internet has to offer, someone else pops up to show that there's always someone even stranger.

It's kinda funny what this website will do to you. Eventually you start to realize that most of the weirdos on the Internet aren't actually faking it, but try and tell anyone else about it and they won't believe it. It's like a really autistic version of Plato's Allegory of the Cave.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Two little tidbits:

His account says this:

"Webby's Boyfriend is currently absent.
Reason: I was the victim of Brutopia and no one believes me
absent since: March 30th 2019 until Decembre 7th, 2111"

From his AMA thread, a day before he was banned and the thread was closed:

"Do you have a thick skin? Are you above things that are said about you?"
-"I have thick feathers, cause I am a cartoon-duck."

"Do you hate a thick skin*? You always pretend to be anti-furry."
-"Who doesn't hate furries?"


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

*commentary by yours truly: Translating the German term for "thick skin" verbatim, it would literally be "do you have a thick fur?" It's a pun on fur and furry as well as a pun on the similar terms "hast" (have) and "hasst" (hate).

Just a minor addition, but one that I found somewhat significant. And this took me a minute to realize - everything Romanes posted in bold here, was actually hyperlinked to wikipedia articles and/or other sources about disney comics in the original thread, so that people could easily look up the "places" or "events". As in verify them. As in, to convince others that this actually happened, he posted various comic book sources. That is how far gone he was / is.

Right, I saw that. I assumed the seemingly randomly selected bold words would be links, but I forgot to ask.

This whole time I kept thinking KiwiFarms was getting worked up over a blatantly obvious troll, but between the recent brony shit and all the sperging on the other sites, I'm starting to remember why this site is so interesting. Whenever you think you've seen the absolute strangest people the Internet has to offer, someone else pops up to show that there's always someone even stranger.

It's kinda funny what this website will do to you. Eventually you start to realize that most of the weirdos on the Internet aren't actually faking it, but try and tell anyone else about it and they won't believe it. It's like a really autistic version of Plato's Allegory of the Cave.

Stranger still, some of the weirdest people are the ones that come to the slaughter willingly and force themselves past everyone else to take the place on the hacking block.

 

[Bloitzhole]

One of the things that fascinates me when it comes to lolcows, is their belief system and where it originates – even with the ones that are less insane, I like to know what motivates their actions at the very core. Usually it takes some time to piece together this sort of thing. But in this case, luckily, Webby provided a complete breakdown of his views in 2015 when he created a topic to discuss Esotericism (though of course, 5 years is a long time and perhaps his views today are quite different).



Here's a complete translation. My comments are in [brackets] – In the instances where he linked to German sources, I have attempted to find the most logical English equivalent (usually the German sources will link to English-speaking sister/parent sites in some way). Note that I have attempted to translate the names of the alien species he refers to to English without looking them up. If any extraterrestrial wants to slither in and correct some heinous error, feel free.

Spoiler

This is supposed to be a general thread about Esotericism and everything pertaining to it.

What do you guys think?

Personally, I’m a passionate Esoteric, which got me into Sci-fi and conspiracy theories, which have been formative for my current worldview. Before that, I believed in Christianity and then later I became somewhat of an agnostic.

There’s a lot of different branches with various adherents in this scene, like Anthroposphy and New Age.

My favorite element is the Galactic Federation Of Light. This is a union of different starpeople. Supposedly, it was founded 4 million years ago as a defensive union, with members from species such as the Plaediens, Santineans, Weganeans, Centauri and Andromedanians. The earth used to be among them, until it was laid to waste by the evil star empire somewhen between 5 million and 12000 years ago.

A central aspect of my belief are higher dimensions. We are currently living in the third dimension, in Atlantis and Lemuria we were in the 4th and one day earth will ascend to the 5th. The dimensional downgrade happened, in my opinion, due to an invasion by the draconians / reptilians. I myself live and think interdimensionally.

[He then recommends a movie that translates to “The secret history of mankind” – the video has been taken down but I believe it might be this nonsense , but I refuse to go down that particular rabbit hole and watch it to verify]


I also believe in “magic”, but only in the form of “Psionics”, which is magic through psychological powers or technology and science. Chakras exist as well, though I have not yet informed myself sufficiently on that subject matter.

As in most religions, a lot of esoteric people believe in gods, though I perceive myself to be more of a half-agnostic – though only as it pertains to deities – I believe it to be very probable, bordering on certainty, that entities exist that could be described as “Deities”, but what they are, what they are called and how they look, what they do or how that influences me, I cannot know and frankly, I don’t care.

On a side note, I believe in extraterrestrials, vampires, ghosts, angels, demons, phoenixes and squirrels.

The most important thing for my current life (reincarnation, yay!) is the fact that I am an Indigo-child/Starseed. My DNS is different (due to mutation or alien genetic engineering), which makes my aura indigoblue and gives me special powers.

This movie tries to explain it somehow [Again, the video was taken down, but I'm pretty much certain it's this]

I used to believe, that “Commander Ashtar” was going to save us all with 17000 UFOs or something along those lines – but that was too crazy, even for me xD

Antanica [His then user]

PS: Please take this subject matter seriously and don’t post spam or BS, just because you don’t believe.
[You may be shocked to learn that the subject matter was not taken seriously and in fact, BS was posted]

I imagine some of these longer threads/posts of his would lend themselves quite well to dramatic readings.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

One of the things that fascinates me when it comes to lolcows, is their belief system and where it originates – even with the ones that are less insane, I like to know what motivates their actions at the very core. Usually it takes some time to piece together this sort of thing. But in this case, luckily, Webby provided a complete breakdown of his views in 2015 when he created a topic to discuss Esotericism (though of course, 5 years is a long time and perhaps his views today are quite different).

View attachment 1421252

Here's a complete translation. My comments are in [brackets] – In the instances where he linked to German sources, I have attempted to find the most logical English equivalent (usually the German sources will link to English-speaking sister/parent sites in some way). Note that I have attempted to translate the names of the alien species he refers to to English without looking them up. If any extraterrestrial wants to slither in and correct some heinous error, feel free.

Spoiler

This is supposed to be a general thread about Esotericism and everything pertaining to it.

What do you guys think?

Personally, I’m a passionate Esoteric, which got me into Sci-fi and conspiracy theories, which have been formative for my current worldview. Before that, I believed in Christianity and then later I became somewhat of an agnostic.

There’s a lot of different branches with various adherents in this scene, like Anthroposphy and New Age.

My favorite element is the Galactic Federation Of Light. This is a union of different starpeople. Supposedly, it was founded 4 million years ago as a defensive union, with members from species such as the Plaediens, Santineans, Weganeans, Centauri and Andromedanians. The earth used to be among them, until it was laid to waste by the evil star empire somewhen between 5 million and 12000 years ago.

A central aspect of my belief are higher dimensions. We are currently living in the third dimension, in Atlantis and Lemuria we were in the 4th and one day earth will ascend to the 5th. The dimensional downgrade happened, in my opinion, due to an invasion by the draconians / reptilians. I myself live and think interdimensionally.

[He then recommends a movie that translates to “The secret history of mankind” – the video has been taken down but I believe it might be this nonsense , but I refuse to go down that particular rabbit hole and watch it to verify]


I also believe in “magic”, but only in the form of “Psionics”, which is magic through psychological powers or technology and science. Chakras exist as well, though I have not yet informed myself sufficiently on that subject matter.

As in most religions, a lot of esoteric people believe in gods, though I perceive myself to be more of a half-agnostic – though only as it pertains to deities – I believe it to be very probable, bordering on certainty, that entities exist that could be described as “Deities”, but what they are, what they are called and how they look, what they do or how that influences me, I cannot know and frankly, I don’t care.

On a side note, I believe in extraterrestrials, vampires, ghosts, angels, demons, phoenixes and squirrels.

The most important thing for my current life (reincarnation, yay!) is the fact that I am an Indigo-child/Starseed. My DNS is different (due to mutation or alien genetic engineering), which makes my aura indigoblue and gives me special powers.

This movie tries to explain it somehow [Again, the video was taken down, but I'm pretty much certain it's this]

I used to believe, that “Commander Ashtar” was going to save us all with 17000 UFOs or something along those lines – but that was too crazy, even for me xD

Antanica [His then user]

PS: Please take this subject matter seriously and don’t post spam or BS, just because you don’t believe.
[You may be shocked to learn that the subject matter was not taken seriously and in fact, BS was posted]

I imagine some of these longer threads/posts of his would lend themselves quite well to dramatic readings.

This reads like he's a pupil of Dr. Axel Stoll. Muss man wissen.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I honestly thought that he was just a troll trying to get a rise out of people on here, but now that his past has been dug up, I've come around to the view that he genuinely is this loopy. I highly doubt that someone would invest this much time and effort into a weird fantasy like this if it were just a deliberately cringeworthy gimmick. Good work to everyone in this thread, the internet never ceases to amaze.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

@Webby's Boyfriend Why aren't you talking to us? Please come back I miss you.

 

[Vampirella]

Damn, I get away from this thread for a day because it was getting boring watching the insane rantings of @Webby's Boyfriend, and I miss Kiwis digging up some fun stuff about our favorite pedo duck fuckers past. Good job guys. Seems that @Webby's Boyfriend may be off on another battle fighting space Nazis and he's too busy to talk to us.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

He's been gone about 24 hours now, I wonder what deeds of renown will have kept him from our company?

a) Duck fucking
b) Creeping on fictional teenagers
c) a + b
d) Some sort of convoluted spasti-saga that even the most autistic amongst us would struggle to comprehend