Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Anonymous Dimwit]

At this rate mama tax is going to have to pay lowtax’ child support payments if she ever wants to see her grandkids again.

Mama Kyanka paying her son's child support, Mama Burnell paying DSP's tax bills. You'd think these manchildren would have had a cross-over at some point, considering how pathetic and needy they both are.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

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Or it's the first of the month thing that happens on Patreon. It seems people are slowly realizing they're supporting Low-T and he's a wife-beater. There seems to have been a minor dive after he showed up on Dick's incel podcast.

The amount displayed on a Patreon during the first few days of a month are typically lower because of payments processing and/or being declined. Give it until about the 5th or 6th to see where he's really at.

 

[AnOminous]

The amount displayed on a Patreon during the first few days of a month are typically lower because of payments processing and/or being declined. Give it until about the 5th or 6th to see where he's really at.

But in the meantime we can say all kinds of unfounded bullshit that's fun to say.

Like Low-T is getting raped in the ass by Satan himself.

Which is true.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Lol he's waking up to $5,500k less this month for basically getting half a year overdue come-uppance for cheating on his wife with the Tasmanian devil in drag from the WB cartoons.

 

[Beavis]

Lol he's waking up to $5,500k less this month for basically getting half a year overdue come-uppance for cheating on his wife with the Tasmanian devil in drag from the WB cartoons.

Don’t forget forum spending is probably down to zero as well.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Lol he's waking up to $5,500k less this month for basically getting half a year overdue come-uppance for cheating on his wife with the Tasmanian devil in drag from the WB cartoons.

I wonder about his finances. Do you think he saved any money for this or was he living month-to-month on leased cars, a rented McMansion and $70 pies?
And to think, he could still be living that life he didn’t hit women.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I wonder about his finances. Do you think he saved any money for this or was he living month-to-month on leased cars, a rented McMansion and $70 pies?
And to think, he could still be living that life he didn’t hit women.

Considering that he's constantly complaining about how in debt he is despite his Patreon and then just outright stealing $20k intended for the forums, no. He has not saved a single red cent. The delayed gratification that comes from responsibly managing money and saving for the future is an anathema to addicts like Lowtax.

 

[Extremist Frank]

Fake and gay:
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Or it's the first of the month thing that happens on Patreon. It seems people are slowly realizing they're supporting Low-T and he's a wife-beater. There seems to have been a minor dive after he showed up on Dick's incel podcast.

And now it's below $1,300 - 1,294.

You can alter the figures with inspect element, it is super simple:

Kiwis in the SA refuge discords should start posting edited pics showing it slowly increasing and pledging their support for tax to see how unhinged the servers become.

 

[dreamworks face]

Considering that he's constantly complaining about how in debt he is despite his Patreon and then just outright stealing $20k intended for the forums, no. He has not saved a single red cent. The delayed gratification that comes from responsibly managing money and saving for the future is an anathema to addicts like Lowtax.

It's completely breathtaking how much money Lowtax has squandered on random bullshit - $1000 dollar chair has been a meme for nearly two decades. Imagine living off a 7.5k per month pure gravy patreon + whatever the fuck he actually makes on the forum nowadays + mommy's credit card, and this during the decline of his stupid dead gay forum (he was pulling in a lot more before.)

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Sometimes you just gotta have the graph to get the full comedic effect.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’m enjoying the fact that Logan still considers herself the CCO at SA. Obviously her most vital job was head-housekeeper at McMansion LLC.

Lowtax didn’t hire her in any legal sense of the term but some goons have obviously pointed out that she will certainly still be COO of SA once Lowtax sells it to Jeffery.

(pretty sure Logan preferred just a meaningless important title on SM instead of an actual employment contract as a lowly marketing consultant, because it’s all about role playing business woman.)

Does Jeffery have to start dating Logan as part of the sale of SA?
Will Logan just keep referring to herself as COO of SA until she finds a new boyfriend?
Will Logan demand a severance package if Jeffery doesn’t want a branding strategist?

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

I’m pretty sure there’s only one way to salvage this situation. One magic bullet to make this all go away and bring Rich back to the land of Goldbelly Cookies, Ambien, and boxed wine. The only way for him to actually get back to the good guy end of goons’s collective Borderline Personality Disorder. This is probably the only way, but is also a 100% guarantee.

Lowtax needs to become a troon.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m pretty sure there’s only one way to salvage this situation. One magic bullet to make this all go away and bring Rich back to land of Goldbelly Cookies, Ambien, and boxed wine. The only way for him to actually get back to the good guy end of goons’s collective Borderline Personality Disorder. This is probably the only way, but is also a 100% guarantee.

Lowtax needs to become a troon.

I told Logan, I am and always will be a woman and she assaulted me. All I did was defend myself from this violent Nazi TERF attack!

 

[White Devil]

I’m pretty sure there’s only one way to salvage this situation. One magic bullet to make this all go away and bring Rich back to land of Goldbelly Cookies, Ambien, and boxed wine. The only way for him to actually get back to the good guy end of goons’s collective Borderline Personality Disorder. This is probably the only way, but is also a 100% guarantee.

Lowtax needs to become a troon.

My ex wives left me because I looked better in their dresses than they did.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

I’m pretty sure there’s only one way to salvage this situation. One magic bullet to make this all go away and bring Rich back to land of Goldbelly Cookies, Ambien, and boxed wine. The only way for him to actually get back to the good guy end of goons’s collective Borderline Personality Disorder. This is probably the only way, but is also a 100% guarantee.

Lowtax needs to become a troon.

Look, I get it. Paetron wasnt ready for Lolatax, the strong, no-nonsense woman. But i expected better of my posters. Mangosteen has naturally occurring estrogen in it, Gooftroop!

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

It would be funny if Lowtax literally could not afford to keep SA afloat long enough to sell it lol

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I hope this chick turns into the next Zoe Quinn and slowly ruins connected goons one by one.

 

[KetchupFornicator]

I'm certain Lowtax posted a Gaming Garbage from China and had a video showing the fireworks that were going off and interrupting him as he was playing. No idea why he was over there though. Had a skim through his videos but couldn't find it though.

You're thinking of these videos. Not sure why he was in China, though.

 

[Beavis]

It would be funny if Lowtax literally could not afford to keep SA afloat long enough to sell it lol

It doesn‘t cost much to run anymore, but he’ll kill it the second he loses money on it.

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

You're thinking of these videos. Not sure why he was in China, though.

Vindication! Going by his past mistakes I can only presume he was there trying to bang some mentally unhinged goon.