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Kev doesn't realize that so many people followed him after he changed his name to CumDumpster because they actually expect to see porn. So, when is Kev going to post photos of his CumDumpster? He's such a tease.

Once those degenerates figure out that he isn't going to flash a girl dick or give a tour of his "lady" cavern, they'll start unfollowing. Pervs seeking tranny porn don't want Kev and his friends acting like a bunch of 12 year olds trying to talk dirty to each other. That's not sexy.
 
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Tomssu said:
Penny
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Penny gives me major Buffalo Bill vibes. I wonder how close to finishing his woman skin suit he is?
 
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stupid fuck said:
i was on a trans ranch cleanse until our fav lumpy genderspecial boy Qilin showed up on my fucking twitter feed e-begging for more troon bux and posting shit tranny memes

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this was on my (supposedly) non-troon-tainted account too for fucks sake, i can't escape these fucking gremlins
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Chyna Rot.... are they by any chance a post op trannie who is also a fan of Chris Chan?
 
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stupid fuck said:
i was on a trans ranch cleanse until our fav lumpy genderspecial boy Qilin showed up on my fucking twitter feed e-begging for more troon bux and posting shit tranny memes

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this was on my (supposedly) non-troon-tainted account too for fucks sake, i can't escape these fucking gremlins
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So it's an "alpaca haven" now? Bit off to be describing the tranch that farms alpacas for fleece as some sort of charity that takes in unwanted and mistreated alpacas and gives them a happy forever home. Or did he mean troon haven with alpacas as a side feature?

Grammatical error or bullshit to tug at heart (and purse) strings? 🤔
 
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Buttfuck McGee Returns said:
Is this the depression or bargaining stage of grief? 🤔
It's okay guys I don't need a dick I can use a strap on, right? RIGHT??

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what have i done
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Kev has just figured out that the magic sparkly unicorn girl orgasms he was promised as soon as his man cave healed up is never, ever going to happen. He's like a kid that has just discovered that Santa or the tooth fairy isn't real.
 
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I was gonna suggest we have a betting pool on whether or not Kevin goes hilariously comically oversized, then gets disappointed when they're rock-hard with almost no sensation and don't spray milk when he gets excited. But then I realised that's basically 1:1 odds, there's no universe where that isn't going to happen.
 
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Misaki Nakahara said:
I was gonna suggest we have a betting pool on whether or not Kevin goes hilariously comically oversized, then gets disappointed when they're rock-hard with almost no sensation and don't spray milk when he gets excited. But then I realised that's basically 1:1 odds, there's no universe where that isn't going to happen.
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They actually spray blood.
 
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Misaki Nakahara said:
I was gonna suggest we have a betting pool on whether or not Kevin goes hilariously comically oversized, then gets disappointed when they're rock-hard with almost no sensation and don't spray milk when he gets excited. But then I realised that's basically 1:1 odds, there's no universe where that isn't going to happen.
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Kevin is actually going to need to fund those for himself and considering he can't keep from consooming he'll likely never be able to save enough money as I imagine he gets limited money monthly from a trust fund.
 
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ValVenus said:
Cozy :lol:

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At least they can fap to the sound of alpacas like the degenerate furries they are. I have some concerns that this might not meet building codes for residential housing, though. I'm not even sure it would be up to code for livestock housing.

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to build a regular barn and let the troons have the shipping containers? I don't care if the troons suffocate in those shipping containers, but I'd like the animals to have a properly ventilated and waterproof structure. Plus the clanging of troons above them is going to freak out the alpacas.
 
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