Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Free the Pedos]

I was feeling particularly autistic today, so I spent some time searching through the thread and digging up some of Russhole's "greatest hits", for those who have just discovered this cow.

The time he wished Taylor Swift's mother had died from cancer because sending her flowers didn't make Tay-Tay go on a date with him.

All the times he said it should be a felony for a woman to turn him down for sex, because it's DISCRIMUNASHUN! It's not rape if it's not illegal! And she can just close her eyes, FRICK! Then later he tried to backpedal because he was repeatedly called out on his bullshit (while still making it clear he absolutely meant what he said). Bonus content: Russhole saying he thinks it should be legal for him to rape women because some sorority chicks blocked him and because prostitution is illegal in his state. Also admitting he "might" be a rapist.

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The time he said when he legalized brothels he was going to somehow tie Taylor Swift to prostitution.

The time he was going to sue a stripper for blocking him on Facebook after he creeped on her. Entire (sadly censored) convo here: https://imgur.com/a/ICRHn

The time he got banned from Lyft for sexually harassing his driver. (Don't worry, he later made a new account under another identity!)

The time he said a woman deserved to be raped by her Tinder date because he couldn't get any dates on Tinder.

The time he said a woman deserves to be raped if she invites a man over to her place, on a news story about a man impersonating a cop pulling a woman over and then raping her.

The time he sued a hooker for not having sex with him for free after he ran out the clock making her watch him baby bird pasta at Olive Garden. She then successfully got a one year restraining order against him for his threats and harassment afterwards. Bonus content: claiming the fact the hooker didn't fuck him for free and got the restraining order when he tried to sue her gave him seizures, "trauma lumps" (lol), and made him suicidal--something he later tried to blame on Taylor Swift in his many lawsuits--as well as forging a letter from Hof to back his lawsuit (something he admitted in his book the judge called him out about at trial).

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The time he defamed a hooker by saying she had AIDS, for the HEINOUS CRIME of cancelling an appointment with him because he was harassing her other clients on Twitter and telling them the hooker belonged to him. Then he later claimed he shouldn't be held responsible for defaming her because MUH ANXIETY, and therefore it was illegal for Hof to ban him from his brothels for his behavior because DISCRIMUNASHUN, so he was gonna sue AND press criminal charges! Bonus content: admitting he threatened to commit suicide after he ran out the clock on his hooker time to try to get Hof to make said hooker fuck him for free and give him a full refund in addition (even though he was able to get serviced the same night by two other sex workers without having to pay more).

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The time he asked Quora if he could negotiate with the FBI to increase the reward for reporting a child kidnapper before he gave them any info.

All the times he admitted he was trying to extort Taylor Swift into going on a date with him with his lawsuits, aside from the infamous "red dress and footsie" post already linked recently. Then he tried to rewrite history, claiming it was really #NotADate.

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The time he had a total meltdown when he found out Taylor Swift was dating someone new, because HE put in the effort, that should be him, FRICK!

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The time in his second lawsuit against her, he accused Taylor Swift's refusal to go on a date and suck him his penis caused "head tightening".

The time he had a total meltdown because Katy Perry kissed that one guy, because he wrote her a shitty song, dammit! He should be getting that kiss! FRICK!

The time he declared he was going to sue his sister for the heinous crime of not wanting to talk to him.

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The time he declared he was going to sue the LDS Church for the heinous crime of letting him go on a mission where he didn't have a good time. Bonus content: him claiming he tried to commit suicide so he would get sent home from the mission early.

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The time he admitted in a Yelp review he gave a gay friend a handjob in return for driving him to a brothel.

All the times he's posted this cropped image from Skordas' response to his small claims suit against Taylor Swift (AKA the origin of the infamous "invasive and troubling" phrase), using it as evidence that Tay-Tay totally knows who he is and is personally out to ruin his life.

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The time he complained about how restaurants like Hooters were dumb because you weren't allowed to touch the waitresses and make them suck you your penis.

This post is a fantastic rundown of his antics. Bravo.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The time he complained about how restaurants like Hooters were dumb because you weren't allowed to touch the waitresses and make them suck you your penis.

For those of you new to the thread, this is a fine example of Russ's delusional belief that any woman using her appearance to make money is selling sex. He gets kicked out of strip clubs for harassing the girls because he can't understand they're not selling sex. He negrated a woman who dresses as a mermaid for childrens' birthday parties because she wouldn't respond to him. She got the negative review removed thankfully. That's why he hits on instamodels, he thinks they're showcasing their looks before men pay them for sex. Yeah, some hookers do use Instagram to drum up business, but Russ thinks ANY woman who posts sexy pics on there is offering sexual services.

EDIT: Let us not forget the poor Pizza Slut girl. Clearly her name means she loves pizza, but Russ, being Russ actually asked her how much she charged. She replied she was only a slut for pizza, and I think ignored him after that, but yeah, that's Russ.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Thread needs a poll for if you’d rather cough up 80 million dollars or go on a date with Russell Greer

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

For those of you new to the thread, this is a fine example of Russ's delusional belief that any woman using her appearance to make money is selling sex. He gets kicked out of strip clubs for harassing the girls because he can't understand they're not selling sex. He negrated a woman who dresses as a mermaid for childrens' birthday parties because she wouldn't respond to him. She got the negative review removed thankfully. That's why he hits on instamodels, he thinks they're showcasing their looks before men pay them for sex. Yeah, some hookers do use Instagram to drum up business, but Russ thinks ANY woman who posts sexy pics on there is offering sexual services.

EDIT: Let us not forget the poor Pizza Slut girl. Clearly her name means she loves pizza, but Russ, being Russ actually asked her how much she charged. She replied she was only a slut for pizza, and I think ignored him after that, but yeah, that's Russ.

Also for our newcomers, he tried to get a female lawyer named Skye Lazaro disbarred for "discrimination" after he applied for a job and didn't get it because he has a long history of filing frivolous lawsuits. He even mentions in his book, lawsuits, and on social media that several people at his paralegal school told him that he would ruin his chance at finding a job in the legal field if he sued Taylor Swift the first time. Thankfully nothing came of it. She's a practicing lawyer still, but if you look her up on Google you can still see Russell's review of her.

 

[The Great Citracett]

EDIT: Let us not forget the poor Pizza Slut girl. Clearly her name means she loves pizza, but Russ, being Russ actually asked her how much she charged. She replied she was only a slut for pizza, and I think ignored him after that, but yeah, that's Russ.

Pizza Slut girl was great because that wasn't even her name, just a goofy shirt she wore once.



Russ then proceeded to proposition her for sex:


Classy guy:


And kept on bugging her until she blocked him.

 

[Constellationzero]

Jesus Fucking Christ, those Allison emails

Page 3: Dinner is on me.

Katy Perry probably eats at places that receive no less than 3 Michelin Stars. So where did Butternut intend to "treat" Katy to dinner? Olive Garden? Twin Peaks?

And while we're on the topic, The entire Solar System knows this greasy asshat wants Katy to hisself. If they were at a restaurant under normal operating hours, Butternut would be cock blocked left, right, sideways, and diagonally by other fans wanting to say hi to Katy or get an autograph. He'd have to damn well sit there and take it too which would be hilarious in and of itself.

The ride never ends!!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh, another incident of note: Russ was messaging some escort from New Zealand who's from America. She made a joke that she'd have to sleep on his couch if her mom didn't like her new tattoo. Russ took that as a binding agreement she was going to come see him. When she started ignoring him after he got creepy, he went on about how none of those other guys cared about her and no one else was nice to her. He got called on that by another escort who told him lots of guys are nice to escorts. Then when he continued to bug her about coming to see him, someone told him to knock it off, and he said they'd talked on WhatsApp, and that they were friends. Danica (the escort) offers WhatsApp chatting for a fee as one of her services. Russ is very confused about what hookers do. He routinely talks about buying intimacy and that his first time at a brothel when a hooker kissed was when he felt the most loved. He once booked a session with a hooker, then proceeded to harass all the guys on her Facebook, telling them they needed to back off because she was taken.
He seriously thinks hookers are looking for a boyfriend/husband, and will quit the minute they find one. Naturally, he thinks he's Mr. Right. He's said hiring hookers is how he dates as a disabled man, which just shows he has no idea how buying sex works.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Oh, another incident of note: Russ was messaging some escort from New Zealand who's from America. She made a joke that she'd have to sleep on his couch if her mom didn't like her new tattoo. Russ took that as a binding agreement she was going to come see him. When she started ignoring him after he got creepy, he went on about how none of those other guys cared about her and no one else was nice to her. He got called on that by another escort who told him lots of guys are nice to escorts. Then when he continued to bug her about coming to see him, someone told him to knock it off, and he said they'd talked on WhatsApp, and that they were friends. Danica (the escort) offers WhatsApp chatting for a fee as one of her services. Russ is very confused about what hookers do. He routinely talks about buying intimacy and that his first time at a brothel when a hooker kissed was when he felt the most loved. He once booked a session with a hooker, then proceeded to harass all the guys on her Facebook, telling them they needed to back off because she was taken.
He seriously thinks hookers are looking for a boyfriend/husband, and will quit the minute they find one. Naturally, he thinks he's Mr. Right. He's said hiring hookers is how he dates as a disabled man, which just shows he has no idea how buying sex works.

He also went out and bought a love seat right after that exchange (after buying a couch cover on Amazon, thinking he was getting an actual couch). Here's what it looks like:

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'll attach it as a word doc.


Great job with this! When it comes to the Hoff letter thing, I noticed something that I think confirms that Russ wrote it. We know from the one livestream with his old boss that Russell gave him a letter that he said looked similar, so we already have some certainty that Hoff didn't write it. But in addition to that, I noticed the letter used the word "monies." I've never heard anyone else in my life use that term except maybe someone who spoke English as a second language. But here's an old post Russ made that uses the word "monies," so unless Hoff used that word too (which I doubt) I think we can conclude that Russ wrote it.
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One thing that pic proved to me is he rarely needs to charge his battery since no one calls him.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He also went out and bought a love seat right after that exchange (after buying a couch cover on Amazon, thinking he was getting an actual couch). Here's what it looks like:

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Oh I forgot about that. We determined only a dwarf would be comfortable on it.

Referencing @WhaleOilBeefHooked's post: Add agents to the list of things Russ doesn't understand. He said several times Katy Perry should get new agents because they didn't pass on his song. They did exactly what they are supposed to do, which is screen communications so the client isn't bothered by people who don't have real business with them. I'd bet they have standing instructions to delete any audio files that come through without opening them.

 

[Miss Misery]

He also went out and bought a love seat right after that exchange (after buying a couch cover on Amazon, thinking he was getting an actual couch). Here's what it looks like:

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Didn't he also think he was getting a full-sized couch when he ordered a cheap slipcover on Amazon?

He also went out and bought a love seat right after that exchange (after buying a couch cover on Amazon, thinking he was getting an actual couch). Here's what it looks like:

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[Constellationzero]

Finished reading the Allison emails and if you took a shot every time Butternut says the following, you'd be at grave risk of alcohol poisoning:

1. I have a CoLlEgE DeGrEe
2. Muh efforts
3. Anytime he mentions how he spent 500 bucks on that shitty jingle
4. Da dang dirty trolls
5. I interned at the AG's office
6. Mentally ill trolls
7. ThAt SoNg WaS a GiFt
8. Do my music
9. MaYbE ShE CoUlD HeLp Me OuT
10. Tells shitty old retired guy joke. Then explains said joke
11. I'm "a little sad" "heartbroken" "confused"

I may have missed a few other Russ-isms. Also check out the timestamps from him. Jesus fucking Christ what an exhausting greaseball.

This alone is more proof he WILL attempt to either rape or physically harm a woman. Not a matter of if, but WHEN. The emails speak disturbing volumes about how quick and deeply he fixates/emotionally invests in a stranger he hasn't even met.

 

[DarkAlien]

Also for our newcomers, he tried to get a female lawyer named Skye Lazaro disbarred for "discrimination" after he applied for a job and didn't get it because he has a long history of filing frivolous lawsuits. He even mentions in his book, lawsuits, and on social media that several people at his paralegal school told him that he would ruin his chance at finding a job in the legal field if he sued Taylor Swift the first time. Thankfully nothing came of it. She's a practicing lawyer still, but if you look her up on Google you can still see Russell's review of her.

If Skye took him to court for harassment, wouldn't he be in violation of his new order?

 

[redcent]

He also went out and bought a love seat right after that exchange (after buying a couch cover on Amazon, thinking he was getting an actual couch). Here's what it looks like:

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If he ever gets charged for harrassing the New Zealander I vouch for punishment he has to sleep on that for a week and enjoy the back pain. This is how he gives a woman a better life?

Oh I forgot about that. We determined only a dwarf would be comfortable on it.

Referencing @WhaleOilBeefHooked's post: Add agents to the list of things Russ doesn't understand. He said several times Katy Perry should get new agents because they didn't pass on his song. They did exactly what they are supposed to do, which is screen communications so the client isn't bothered by people who don't have real business with them. I'd bet they have standing instructions to delete any audio files that come through without opening them.

they might delete any email with a file attached. If an email doesn't come from a trusted source and someone opens up the said file they run the risk of downloading a virus a scammer sent.

Which makes me wonder, even the average Joe gets emails from scammers saying they're some woman who totally loves them and "please look at my pic." Rusty must have had one of those by now, imagine the fun that must have brought

 

[Viridian]

Also for our newcomers, he tried to get a female lawyer named Skye Lazaro disbarred for "discrimination" after he applied for a job and didn't get it because he has a long history of filing frivolous lawsuits. He even mentions in his book, lawsuits, and on social media that several people at his paralegal school told him that he would ruin his chance at finding a job in the legal field if he sued Taylor Swift the first time. Thankfully nothing came of it. She's a practicing lawyer still, but if you look her up on Google you can still see Russell's review of her.

Don't forget Russhole also sent flowers to the lawyer and tried to "woo" her through her email/Facebook. Both things which are entirely unprofessional and inappropriate to do to someone you are trying to get a job from. He ignored the fact she was in a committed relationship with a guy already, and acted personally betrayed when she blocked him. That's why he got so mad when she didn't hire him and tried to sue/get her in trouble for DISCRIMUNASHUN. He wanted her to suck him his penis and was just using his job application as an "in".

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The couch saga was small and a little understated but it's honestly one of my favorite things Russel has ever done because it encapsulates who he is, what he does, and how insane he is so elegantly. He took an off-hand joke that a hooker posted on social media as a serious promise, decided to buy a couch because of it, and proceeded to buy a couch cover on the first attempt (as well as blame the seller for not making it clear that he was just selling a cover and not a whole couch for $60) then went to Goodwill where he got a tiny loveseat that he figured would be good enough. This shit shouldn't be possible outside of an absurdist comedy, but it all actually happened.

 

[Cogsworth 2: Overclock]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/post-2951371

I'll attach it as a word doc.


Great job with this! When it comes to the Hoff letter thing, I noticed something that I think confirms that Russ wrote it. We know from the one livestream with his old boss that Russell gave him a letter that he said looked similar, so we already have some certainty that Hoff didn't write it. But in addition to that, I noticed the letter used the word "monies." I've never heard anyone else in my life use that term except maybe someone who spoke English as a second language. But here's an old post Russ made that uses the word "monies," so unless Hoff used that word too (which I doubt) I think we can conclude that Russ wrote it.
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Thanks!

 

[The Un-Clit]

Finished reading the Allison emails and if you took a shot every time Butternut says the following, you'd be at grave risk of alcohol poisoning:

1. I have a CoLlEgE DeGrEe
2. Muh efforts
3. Anytime he mentions how he spent 500 bucks on that shitty jingle
4. Da dang dirty trolls
5. I interned at the AG's office
6. Mentally ill trolls
7. ThAt SoNg WaS a GiFt
8. Do my music
9. MaYbE ShE CoUlD HeLp Me OuT
10. Tells shitty old retired guy joke. Then explains said joke
11. I'm "a little sad" "heartbroken" "confused"

I may have missed a few other Russ-isms. Also check out the timestamps from him. Jesus fucking Christ what an exhausting greaseball.

This alone is more proof he WILL attempt to either rape or physically harm a woman. Not a matter of if, but WHEN. The emails speak disturbing volumes about how quick and deeply he fixates/emotionally invests in a stranger he hasn't even met.

"MY PLIGHTS!"
(usually prefaced with "she dosen't understand" or "you dont understand")

 

[The Dude]

Here's the post:
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He's not talking about his small claims suit here. The profile photo indicates that this is pre-thread creation, since I believe that was when this was his profile photo. The date is October 27th, and I didn't see any mention of this post at that date in 2017 on this thread. His profile photo at that time was the cartoon of him in his suit smiling. That means it was from 2016. The small claims suit against Taylor was December 8th 2016. IIRC he was planning to sue her for 80,000,000 on top of the small claims suit though I could be wrong. The Fox 13 report stated that he was planning on filing this suit in federal court, so that was probably what this post was referencing. I think that plan eventually evolved into his $100,000,000 lawsuit in 2018. JFC I've been on this thread too long.

Ah, hell. Thank you. I remembered hearing about this before T-Swiz Suit 2: Shit-lips Boogaloo. My memory isn't what it used to be. Don't do drugs, kids.

he who controls the penis controls the universe!

Except Russ isn't the one in control of his penis. Any woman he finds attractive and pop starlets control his penis (and live rent-free in his brain).

Remember: This man thinks he is good looking. He looks in the mirror every day and thinks he's good looking enough for Taylor Swift or Katy Perry. He wasn't even surprised when he was told that Katy wanted him to take these. He didn't question it for a second. And the reason for that, besides delusion, is that he thinks he deserves it. Russell sees his whole life as a romance movie, with himself as the underdog hero who wants to get the popular girl. Being told "no" is just the first act, one day he plans to show everyone by winning over Taylor, Katy, or some other desirable celebrity and then everyone who ever made fun of him will be sorry. Being told to send nudes to someone claiming to represent Katy Perry with no confirmation may seem like an obvious troll to most people, but to Russ, he's just getting what he deserves, finally. I can't even fathom how detached from reality he is. I remember on one post he made about his attempts to "woo" celebrities he said "I got close with Katy Perry once" or something to that effect indicating that he still doesn't realize he got trolled.

His whole body is malformed, he's just not a finished person. I hope we never see his junk.

Russ has that awkward skinny-fat thing going on. He's got a narrow and sunken bird chest, the potbelly of a 50 year old accountant who loves beer too much, knock-knees, gangly limbs, lumpy head, the hands of an inbred Appalachian, his ears aren't even on his head, and his face looks like it's trying to crawl away off his skull. If it weren't for his twin sister looking normal, I'd swear that Russ came from a family whose tree does not fork.

I'm sure his junk reflects the rest of the package. Just superimpose CWC's mangled, Loch Ness Monster-esque dick onto Russhole's homunculus body and it'd be close enough.

For those of you new to the thread, this is a fine example of Russ's delusional belief that any woman using her appearance to make money is selling sex. He gets kicked out of strip clubs for harassing the girls because he can't understand they're not selling sex. He negrated a woman who dresses as a mermaid for childrens' birthday parties because she wouldn't respond to him. She got the negative review removed thankfully. That's why he hits on instamodels, he thinks they're showcasing their looks before men pay them for sex. Yeah, some hookers do use Instagram to drum up business, but Russ thinks ANY woman who posts sexy pics on there is offering sexual services.

EDIT: Let us not forget the poor Pizza Slut girl. Clearly her name means she loves pizza, but Russ, being Russ actually asked her how much she charged. She replied she was only a slut for pizza, and I think ignored him after that, but yeah, that's Russ.

But Russ is a nice guy. The NICEST guy! No guy has ever been nicer or cooler to women than Russell "The Face" Greer! Those sluts and bitches don't know how lucky they are to have the nicest nice guy ever DM them and send them Venmo dollars. Fucking whores!

 

[Constellationzero]

These ungrateful whores need to shut the fuck up and LeT HiM ExPlAiN!