Those were just warmups
@Newman's Own, to prepare you for
Roadwarrior Drake
Launched by "alazmat arts" (~650 subscribers)
Roadwarrior Drake hems closely to the concept of Frog's
Cyberfrog in that both characters are throwbacks from the 90s who are anthropomophic edgelord protagonists that beat up bad people. And as
Cyberfrog: Rekt Planet has hit one million dollars in crowdfunding, the logic that some of that success could be bestowed on Roadwarrior Drake is hard to deny, if you remove the idea of craft or ability from the equation.
The trailer opens "endorsements" from random cheap online prostitutes, like a nameless dumpy black woman in a cocktail dress and Nick Rekeita, that are captured with a smartphone because the creator does not know how to capture video feed any other way. It then progresses to an animated sequence
that cannot be described, only experienced, set to a poem written by Rosetta Allen with guitars by Dark Gift Comics and vocals by some random girl gamer. Something of the production process of the comic is laid out, as inked work is torn out of a 4 x 6" sketchbook and then loaded onto a scanner.
I've been struggling for a term to describe this group of
very special individuals but this has made me settle on the term "Cargo Cult Comicsgate".
They also had a launch stream, which deserves something of a writeup of its own as alazmat inexplicably invited
Testefy-HD with "Soy Rage" in tow, who proceeded to immediately hijack the show and demand the host share insulting memes targerted towards Frog and Anna (which Alazmat accedes to) while screaming over everyone, taking the piss out of the trailer as it plays, attacking the fellow panelists, so on. Alazmat's one move is a low-grade SJW bait about how he's a "marginalized person" and anything against him should be taken as racist that he falls back on several hundred times, but Testefy only respond to this by agreeing with his assessment and doubling down by cracking jokes about how the host/project runner is a stupid mexican.
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A truly exceptional campaign launch.