Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Trip Chesterton III]

Perhaps offer Logan a seat on the board of directors

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Don't even ask me to figure out what she's rabbiting on about. Maybe she's searching for posts on SA where Lowtax called her the COO to forward to her team of attorneys. (The first and only time I saw her being referred to as a COO was on her own LinkedIn profile and only noticed that like two days ago. )

businessy-business in the dotcoms kid, we move fast and we don't type up papers any more than we do wear ties, BOOM

 

[wreddit]

- Hired several writers and gave them a competitve salary ($0 weekly, $0 in bonuses with a chance of $40/week several months down the line).

No fooling, I'd be kinda of impressed with someone who got people to do work for months for no money and then only a chance at a pittance down the line.

Edit: now that I write it out, it sounds a lot like working at a startup.

 

[Thumb Butler]

No fooling, I'd be kinda of impressed with someone who got people to do work for months for no money and then only a chance at a pittance down the line.

It does explain how trash like this is published:

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/chill-bros/

 

[metroid_fetish]

yo logan answer my questions and I'll let you use me as a reference

you left a capital letter and a bit of punctuation in your post and as a goon that means she cant see it like a trex unable to see nonmoving prey

 

[Tanner Glass]

i'm not going to fuck someone who has like 14 years on me

She's 26 lmao.

 

[Spunt]

No fooling, I'd be kinda of impressed with someone who got people to do work for months for no money and then only a chance at a pittance down the line.

Edit: now that I write it out, it sounds a lot like working at a startup.

The only person Logan persuaded to do this was a guy so desperate for attention that his Facebook profile picture is of the time Donald Trump called him a fat loser.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[Eddie Bravo]

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Look into it.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

lol wasn't belinda short another goonette that posted tits all over the place?

 

[Spunt]

If you're the founder of a FB business page you can de-admin anyone and they can't do the reverse to you even if they have every role the site has. So either Lowtax is lying or he was too goddamn lazy to set up the SA FB page and got Logan to do it for him.

I can believe either, frankly.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm sad Layton UT doesn't post their police records for future Logan Charm.


Hahaha. I even predicted it only a couple pages ago

I'm actually curious when she started calling herself COO? All the autists here failed to notice her rocketing up the SA corporate ladder to take the crown of COO.

I mean on SA it was all about her doing free brand strategy and trying to pull in some attention and money, that's all I ever saw actually stated by Lowtax on his website.

Wait, I think I found the proof Logan needs. Here we see she announced her new glorious position running SA...and look at what Lowtax says:

Who needs contracts when you have dismissive FB comments. I'm thinking this FB update was the first Lowtax heard about his new COO position and Logan filling it.

 

[Tanner Glass]

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Never affiliated in SA in any way? She was a fucking administrator you absolute horse's ass. It's literally in the SA hierarchy the only position below "Lowtax".

She technically was living inside of SomethingAwful's headquarters, she appeared on several SA affiliated streams, and was directly introduced to SA at large by you directly - directly dealing with the writers.

 

[Burn Book]

lol, she spend weeks calling her sugar daddy's battered wife an ugly vindictive cunt and making fun of her, but now she's trying to give us advice on being civil.

 

[Law]

@Mormon BPD Cokewhore what did you and Lowtax do for fun? What was a normal day for you guys like? Did he ever talk about Shmorky or Amanda Mullen to you?
Also I don't hate you. I'm just very curious.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Lowtax ... was too goddamn lazy

Pretty sure every SA social media account was set up by someone else. He had to beg for access to SAs twitter account once his personal account got banned, iirc.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

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'How did that ever happen', lol. If you keep asking the guy smokescreening and trying to prop up this narrative where he was just a decent, regular guy that found himself sandwiched on all sides by crazy women, it's never going to make sense.

This is because the narrative of a pathological liar will never make sense.

If you look at the sequence of events, it's evident enough. A prescription-and-alcohol mixing flunkie wanted to rob a new cradle, as his current almost-child-bride was just getting too old and conscious of his spiraling behavior. Enablers only, please!

Who better to enable that, then a fresh 20something pair of pert tits with severe sadbrains! Owetax figured he could probably keep that situation under control, and as usual put zero consideration into potential long-term consequences.

When Ashli ran for it, Owetax was prepared, and power-moved to establish that Ashli was out of her mind, and leaned hard into character assassination. She wasn't the upset wife who bailed on a toxic relationship after three contiguous weeks (which included one of the U.S.' most family-centered holidays, Thanksgiving) of him being in Utah to fuck some new cooze under the pretense of 'researching business opportunity.' No, she was a kidnapper and a loony bitch.

Owetax raced to legitimize everything by passing the keys to the castle progressively over to Logan. In his poisoned logical process, how could he have POSSIBLY been fucking Logan in November if he's totally legitimizing her as a business partner amirite?

That, Belinda, is what makes sense in 'how did that even happen'.

 

[wreddit]

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there's a real clogged toilet motif in their discourse

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

you guys are so fucken mean lol

I just want to emphasize that this is coming from someone who went with a known abuser (who was warned by us) taunted said known abuser's ex who was living in a women's shelter at the time with her child but we are the mean ones.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm actually curious when she started calling herself COO? All the autists here failed to notice her rocketing up the SA corporate ladder to take the crown of COO.

I mean on SA it was all about her doing free brand strategy and trying to pull in some attention and money, that's all I ever saw actually stated by Lowtax on his website.

Wait, I think I found the proof Logan needs. Here we see she announced her new glorious position running SA...and look at what Lowtax says:
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Who needs contracts when you have dismissive FB comments. I'm thinking this FB update was the first Lowtax heard about his new COO position and Logan filling it.

I think Logan should change her title to CEO now.

Logan is taking Richard’s identity away from him and since the current goons hate him, there’s nothing he can do. They’re actively helping her steal it away. Pretty fucking hilarious considering everyone here told him this would happen.