Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[Hitman One]

It’s a situation that crosses to either side and it’s hilarious when one is defended either way. Who care what their politics are, let them all burn

Absolutely - one of the worst things about the Epstein case is the influence him and Maxwell had over local, state and federal authorities when they were being investigated. You need more than money to buy that.

 

[kidatari]

you know what, she looks pretty hot for her age and I bet she has a great body
would bang

 

[Burd Turglar]

Wasn't she just spotted in France the other day? How is this bitch able to just be everywhere?

 

[Xerxes IX]

I wonder if this has anything to do with the Jeffrey Epstein four-part documentary that was released in May.

Not that that would be the only evidence that did her in, or convince people that she wasn't already guilty. But there was some damning details that were released by some of the victims about Maxwell's participation in all of this.

If you want to have a laugh at a low IQ pedophile, while cringing at the same time, this video by Jim Can't Swim is very entertaining

I'm disappointed he didn't go over Prince Andrew's godawful lie that he couldn't be the man the victim recounted as sweating profusely because he had been temporarily struck with a condition that made him unable to sweat.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

How long until she gets suicided?

 

[Hitman One]

I'm disappointed he didn't go over Prince Andrew's godawful lie that he couldn't be the man the victim recounted as sweating profusely because he had been temporarily struck with a condition that made him unable to sweat.

I'd gladly swap this cretin for the Yank spy who ran over that kid who was riding his bike.

 

[ChefKiss]

I'm disappointed he didn't go over Prince Andrew's godawful lie that he couldn't be the man the victim recounted as sweating profusely because he had been temporarily struck with a condition that made him unable to sweat.

I guess he didnt feel like he had to try too hard, given that he's faced no real punishment for anything. They fucking disowned Harry harder for marrying a muggle

 

[Spastic Colon]

If you think this is going to negatively affect POTUS, you're going to be sorely disappointed. If they couldn't pin the nebulous claims of foreign interference, this has a snowball's chance in hell of this going any further than her suicide in two weeks.

Even if they had reams of evidence showing Trump's guilt, it would never see the light of day. It would be devastating to the US to have that kind of scandal so there is plenty of incentive for even his haters to keep a lid on it. If it is true and it ever comes out, it will be well after his death and none of us will be alive to witness it.

I also think that there are so many wealthy people/politicians doing this stuff that there is a mutually assured destruction pact that keeps everyone silent. Who is going to risk opening those floodgates? They wouldn't dare to. We all know Creepy Uncle Joe has got some major skeletons in his closet, too. Think of Epstein's guest list: Dershowitz, Clinton, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Barr, Ken Starr, Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, etc. Hell, even Stephen Hawking wheeled his ass to pedo Island for some underage lap dances.

Plus, conspiracy theorists will have a field day if it looks like Pizzagate is a real thing. No way they are going to try to catch anyone important with this. They have to go after her to pretend they are still investigating, but no one important is going down for any of this. Unless they can somehow pin everything on Weinstein who is already in jail anyway.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/statue-of-jeffrey-epstein-mysteriously-appears-in-albuquerque/5778652/#.Xv0Uj1lizlM.twitter

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M.- A bronze statue of Jefferey Epstein appeared in downtown Albuquerque Wednesday.

It's not clear who created the statue, or why it was placed in front of City Hall.
Albuquerque Mayor Tim Keller said he didn't know who was responsible for the statue. It was removed Wednesday morning.

A plaque on the statue said it was provided to "Bernalillo County by the Antlion Entertainment Art Collection."

Epstein was a convicted sex offender who had a home in New Mexico.

He died after being found unconscious in a New York jail cell.

 

[Lady of the House]

Even if they had reams of evidence showing Trump's guilt, it would never see the light of day. It would be devastating to the US to have that kind of scandal so there is plenty of incentive for even his haters to keep a lid on it. If it is true and it ever comes out, it will be well after his death and none of us will be alive to witness it.

I also think that there are so many wealthy people/politicians doing this stuff that there is a mutually assured destruction pact that keeps everyone silent. Who is going to risk opening those floodgates? They wouldn't dare to. We all know Creepy Uncle Joe has got some major skeletons in his closet, too. Think of Epstein's guest list: Dershowitz, Clinton, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Barr, Ken Starr, Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, etc. Hell, even Stephen Hawking wheeled his ass to pedo Island for some underage lap dances.

Plus, conspiracy theorists will have a field day if it looks like Pizzagate is a real thing. No way they are going to try to catch anyone important with this. They have to go after her to pretend they are still investigating, but no one important is going down for any of this. Unless they can somehow pin everything on Weinstein who is already in jail anyway.

Agree. Ghislaine is either going to get a slap on wrist, or she's going to walk. The FBI already knew where she was, and she was probably spending her time burning evidence. Nevertheless, this is probably the most important crime of the century thus far, and the media will keep the tightest hold on it if they can.

Half the people you listed have already been outed as sex freaks, their connection with Epstein would be water off a duck's back. I think Woody (in particular) gave no fucks anymore. A large majority of people probably associated with Jeff and Ghislaine once or twice and then forgot about it (regardless if they committed offences or not). They didn't realize it could come back to bite them in the ass, even if they were photographed with Ghislaine at a party.

 

[Looney Troons]

Lmao. Can you imagine casting a bronze statue of a nefarious sex pest to potentially implicate someone, and they just shrug their shoulders and throw it away?

 

[Otterly]

A comic sans plaque.
Shudder

 

[SIGSEGV]

>He was also a rapist who died in prison

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Best timeline for me is if Trump is actually clean in all this.

It will be funnier that way.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I guess he didnt feel like he had to try too hard, given that he's faced no real punishment for anything. They fucking disowned Harry harder for marrying a muggle

There has been speculation that's because Andrew is just like his brother...the current heir to the throne.
Ol chuck was BBF's with prolific child rapist Jimmy Savile...who was given free reign in children's wards of NHS hospitals .
Savile even had all of Charles private numbers at places like Windsor and Balmoral.
Diana talked about Charles receiving marriage advice from Jimmy.

 

[Antipathy]

What people don't know is that that wasn't a statue, that was just Epstein in disguise as a statue of himself.
His escape continues.

 

[Lady of the House]

There has been speculation that's because Andrew is just like his brother...the current heir to the throne.
Ol chuck was BBF's with prolific child rapist Jimmy Savile...who was given free reign in children's wards of NHS hospitals .
Savile even had all of Charles private numbers at places like Windsor and Balmoral.
Diana talked about Charles receiving marriage advice from Jimmy.

Savile was the closest thing to Rasputin to the royal family. I do wonder how much dirt he had on them.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

tbh that looks like a dressed JCPenny mannequin painted bronze.

I like the idea though.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The trolls keeping this meme alive are getting craftier.

Closest I can find to whatever this "Antlion Entertainment" might be, some self-proclaimed indie label for film and music.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Comics sans for that added "fuck you"