See, whenever I think I cannot think worse of humanity, I come on here and bam, the hope is gone. It's like Chipotlaway, only instead of blood and fecal matter in my knickers, it's the last tattered shreds of belief we're not empirically, categorically fucked beyond words.
Fuck it. At this point let's just get back to normal. Most of these spastics are fat, right? Le Coof loves Le Hams. Open everything back up, theme parks, bars, whatever. Fuck social distancing. let these genetic dead ends protest. Let them riot and get gunned down this weekend. And then we can build something less shit in the aftermath, and we'll have a shitload of cautionary tales and boogeymen for our kids
And Americans, for the love of Jesus Titty Fucking Christ: Will you reign the fuck in on this fucking twattery every four years? There's got to be enough of you who know what this is - a highly orchestrated, prolonged five minutes hate intended to whip people into a lynch mob cos "orange man bad!! Republicans ebil!!!"
You're not dumb. You're an amazing country with a beautiful, proud history. I have no clue about your legal system but for crying out loud, something has got to give, The fucking world looks to you guys as the leader of the free world. We CANNOT have this instability every four years. Either muzzle your fucking press under grounds of insurrection, or start homeschooling, or at least, haul your kids off social media, and start teaching them how to critically read and consume media
I'm not saying other countries are better, Lawd knows, they're not. But we bloody well look to you guys as a bastion of civility, democracy and decency. We cannot have this batshittery every four years cos the Press are too emotionally stunted to win anything based on merit and genuine debate. You guys gave us this "x American, PPPOOOOCEEEEEEEEEEsss Social Justice" cancer, consider it penance and we'll call it quits, yeah?