Cardboard Box Mountain
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Yeah, okay, Chantal. Injecting some kind of automotive grade silicone lubricant into your lips is totally gonna make you look less fat.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Edit: Lol, someone posted it already, that's what I get for being lazy.
Edit 2: Chantal is fat
Edit 2: Chantal is fat
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This arc will never happen, but I'm praying that it does. Could you imagine Cheap Plastic Surgery Chantal??? It would be legendary. That gift would never stop giving until she ceases to breathe.
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When the post started out, she seemed more self-aware than she's ever been (FINALLY cause for hope?). Then she doubles down on the FAT SHAMING rant. There is no longer a need for any farmer to say "Never change, Chantal". Because she won't.
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Who does she think she's kidding? She doesn't give a fuck about 'concerned viewers' or negatively portraying people with eating disorders. The only reason Chantal is considering stopping mukbangs is because she doesn't want to get called out on that shit because of the diabeetus. Get outta here with your fake inspirational BS. Also Cycle Shaming lol
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Whatever procedure she seeks from Dr. Kashgrab (love that name) is on par for the course since Chantal's entire life can be resumed as someone putting junk in their body. Is there any difference between the insane amount of fast food she shoves down her gullet and whatever cheap mix that they use on their patients? They are both unnecessary and will make her sick.
I do not think they would want to operate on her anyway. Dominican Republic has much lower standards than Canada but it is not some third world shithole either. She would be a lot more trouble than she is worth as she is visibly in very poor health and just screams terrible post-op complications. Not someone they could just shove back into a plane back to Canada and they could possibly have a whale carcass on their hands if she croaks. Some sketchy African clinic might do it as they could just dispose of her in nature and have the various wildlife just pick her apart.
I do not think they would want to operate on her anyway. Dominican Republic has much lower standards than Canada but it is not some third world shithole either. She would be a lot more trouble than she is worth as she is visibly in very poor health and just screams terrible post-op complications. Not someone they could just shove back into a plane back to Canada and they could possibly have a whale carcass on their hands if she croaks. Some sketchy African clinic might do it as they could just dispose of her in nature and have the various wildlife just pick her apart.
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A little more on Surgical Sisters:
It seems that the Dominican Republic surgical retreat is not all it is cracked up to be.
Apparently, they will chisel you for incidental costs for things they imply are included in their package deals.
Who might be operating on our dear Clotso? The Kake Boss, of course...
If you want to know who else is on their medical staff, you can't unless you sign up on their website (not updated since 2019) and get a password. Always a sign of medical excellence when the doctors keep their identities behind a pw-protected gateway. As usual, whatever her scheme is, Clotso's basic critical thinking skills remain far below that of the averagetwelve seven-year-old girl.
It seems that the Dominican Republic surgical retreat is not all it is cracked up to be.
Apparently, they will chisel you for incidental costs for things they imply are included in their package deals.
Who might be operating on our dear Clotso? The Kake Boss, of course...
If you want to know who else is on their medical staff, you can't unless you sign up on their website (not updated since 2019) and get a password. Always a sign of medical excellence when the doctors keep their identities behind a pw-protected gateway. As usual, whatever her scheme is, Clotso's basic critical thinking skills remain far below that of the average
The Real Ann Berlin
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She's live and talking about 69'ing her cat!
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- Jul 22, 2019
someone donated 25 dollars. Crazy.
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- Jan 25, 2019
Damn, the Damien dog went wild and all Omen while Chantal was around.
She's got quite the evil aura...
She's got quite the evil aura...
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Yes, and it always has. I've always assumed that it annoys her not only because it illustrates her failures, but more so because it demonstrates how down-to-the-letter predictable she is. I think this doesn't gel well with her delusional self-image where she might be rationalizing/sugarcoating her inability to adhere to any plans as quirkiness and "spontaneity". Basically, she'd like to see herself as a wildcard, and the cycle graphic is too much of a reality check.
kiwirevolving
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Says she has a lot of niggers sliding in her DMs but she then gets sad because they remind her of BIbi.
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The hottest West-African dudes slide into her DMs on a regular basis...they remind her of Bibi.
totally believe it.
totally believe it.
Snoozefest live chat.
5 mods lmao
5 mods lmao
sentfrommyiphone
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The delusion is strong in this comment...
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- Apr 19, 2017
Chantal can't hold a conversation about anything to save her life. I know she's talking to chat but jeez, it's all:
- Y'know what I mean?
- [insert lie about eating habits here]
- Honestly I don't care!
- Like, y'know?
- [insert lie about hot African men in her DMs here]
- Honestly though...
- *ugly yawn*
- [lying about leftovers]
- HEEHEE!
- Something something muh anxiety
- [plays with greasy, stringy hair]
- Y'know what I mean?
- [insert lie about eating habits here]
- Honestly I don't care!
- Like, y'know?
- [insert lie about hot African men in her DMs here]
- Honestly though...
- *ugly yawn*
- [lying about leftovers]
- HEEHEE!
- Something something muh anxiety
- [plays with greasy, stringy hair]
navygreen
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- May 20, 2018
Pretty dull live frankly , but some interesting tidbits here and there to lift out!
Couldn’t explain why she was live: “not that I couldn’t sleep, but I can’t go to bed before (erupts into giggling)”
Busts out a bottle of green juice, she can’t read the expiration date on it, drinks anyway.
Had a box of shake and bake chicken thighs and mashed potatoes for dinner, says this wasn’t a good idea.
“This is impromptu, i was not going to go live (…) my hair is horrible today; you know, i put it in a ponytail and it gets like, gross?”
She’s been watching unsolved mysteries. thinks it’s good despite poor reviews.
“Sometimes I eat soething really bad, and I’ll be paying for it on the toilet, and I’ll have conversations with my body, like, am I insane? (laughs) um, yeah it’s really weird.”
Sam “69’d her” today? : “he gets on me, and he wants to suckle down on my belly for some reason”
[after shaking the $8 juice for upwards of 6 minutes, decides to sip it bc she doesn’t want to waste her money. joe says “no expiry date, dump it”. to which she says i think you’re right joe, what a shame.]
“Could you imagine like , drinking this shit [green juice] for your whole life and you still die young? (laughs)”
[she pulls out another cup with straw inside and is drinking something else. cup is opaque, she doesn’t state its contents.]
Chat is clamoring for her to speak in french, she appeases them by rattling off the contents of the juice in french, but uh. it’s clear she’s just reading this from the bottle bc her pronunciation is all over the place..
“Something I ate tonight gave me heartburn, probably the potatoes…”
"this shirt? oh yeah, my mom got this for me!"
an incident happened at canada day:
Hanging out in new firepit area at uncle’s place. it’s very hot outside. Titan - 3 yo rottie- has had a shift in his behaviour over the last year. Mom brought Buster along, who was folllowing titan around and sniffing his “wiener”. Titan starts growling so they separate them. Later, buster is free to approach titan, goes to sniff him, and titan lunges for his throat- buster starts whimpering, mama sarault freaks out, uncle drops cocktail trying to get over to get control of the dog. “Didn’t ruin the night” but clearly soured the mood- "scary as hell".
Peetz is in his room with timbit.
Chantal will only be live for 45 minutes, set a strict limit because she doesn’t want to be on “too too late” tonight.
“Okay so my blood sugar thing is like (…) my doctor was telling me like (…) based on your previous bloodwork it’s like prediabatic, so we can refer you to a specialist.” Has her own glucometer. A few months ago while ‘fasting’ (ie., opon waking up) 5.8-6.0 reader on the glucometer. Recently this has been between 9-10; so she has to get more bloodworm done this coming week.
(says a bunch of stuff about makeup drama? idk… “I never watched her [Tati], there’s something fake about her that I don’t like” ????? )
“I try not to get frustrated, I think people just think like, you wake up and think ‘hm, how can i gain weight today?’. (…) I don’t know, I just don’t really know how to explain it.”
“The sugar free candy actually didn’t give me diarrhoea (laughs).”
Timtim is looking good, apparently. “Yeah, I gotta put her back in my intro. (…) I’m kind of sick of my intro, but I don’t know how to make one.”
[[starts talking about true crime documentaries she’s interested in, how she find them upsetting- specifically the ones about shooters. “that gay nightclub… that church….. it was just like, horrible. depressing.” ]]
“You guys like my new cup? My new tumblr? (…) I like my coldy. I like this one but it’s too small, I have to refill it many times.”
“THC? I haven’t had any today, I don’t do that every day…. because… my brain needs a break (laughs). (…) I had a few puffs yesterday and my lungs are really paying for it (…)”
“ No sex… I think I’m practically a virgin again actually. I’m not kidding (chuckles), TMI. (…) Just don’t feel like it, you know? (grins) Maybe someday!”
“(squints) … plastic sugery in the DR…? (looks side to side) I am…? (laughs) Some of the things you guys tell me, is news to me.”
“There’s some pretty hot African guys that are in my DMs sometimes and I’m just like (tuts), they remind me of Bibi… (pouts) [they] even look like him sorta.”
Doesn’t check her DMs enough, doesn’t even keep in touch properly with Rina, her Aunt…. makes time for her “regulars”.
Her blood levels are consistent with “being diabetic, or… insulin resistant, or whatever”.
She’s inclined ethically to going vegan again, but in response to a question in chat, wouldn’t go vegan for $200.
“So like, I know I’m tired, but I’m not like… sleepy. Do you know what I mean?
“How many times have I been in love? Really in love? (hesitates a lot, she’s thinking hard) I’d say twice. “
More than being lazy, she is anxious about grocery shopping: is very excited to have recently ‘discovered’ click & collect groceries. Has placed an order for Saturday, is incredibly excited about this.
Says living in Ottawa isn’t exceptionally expensive, not any more than anywhere else anyways. But acknowledges she spends frivolously. Demonstrates this by pulling out … some kind of hat.
I don’t know what these are called actually. Fascinators? The hat gets stuck in her hair. Struggles a bit to remove it.
Says she doesn’t think she’ll be eating pasta soon again, “especially if she is diabetic”.
Busts out a bottle of green juice, she can’t read the expiration date on it, drinks anyway.
Had a box of shake and bake chicken thighs and mashed potatoes for dinner, says this wasn’t a good idea.
“This is impromptu, i was not going to go live (…) my hair is horrible today; you know, i put it in a ponytail and it gets like, gross?”
She’s been watching unsolved mysteries. thinks it’s good despite poor reviews.
“Sometimes I eat soething really bad, and I’ll be paying for it on the toilet, and I’ll have conversations with my body, like, am I insane? (laughs) um, yeah it’s really weird.”
Sam “69’d her” today? : “he gets on me, and he wants to suckle down on my belly for some reason”
[after shaking the $8 juice for upwards of 6 minutes, decides to sip it bc she doesn’t want to waste her money. joe says “no expiry date, dump it”. to which she says i think you’re right joe, what a shame.]
“Could you imagine like , drinking this shit [green juice] for your whole life and you still die young? (laughs)”
[she pulls out another cup with straw inside and is drinking something else. cup is opaque, she doesn’t state its contents.]
Chat is clamoring for her to speak in french, she appeases them by rattling off the contents of the juice in french, but uh. it’s clear she’s just reading this from the bottle bc her pronunciation is all over the place..
“Something I ate tonight gave me heartburn, probably the potatoes…”
"this shirt? oh yeah, my mom got this for me!"
an incident happened at canada day:
Hanging out in new firepit area at uncle’s place. it’s very hot outside. Titan - 3 yo rottie- has had a shift in his behaviour over the last year. Mom brought Buster along, who was folllowing titan around and sniffing his “wiener”. Titan starts growling so they separate them. Later, buster is free to approach titan, goes to sniff him, and titan lunges for his throat- buster starts whimpering, mama sarault freaks out, uncle drops cocktail trying to get over to get control of the dog. “Didn’t ruin the night” but clearly soured the mood- "scary as hell".
Peetz is in his room with timbit.
Chantal will only be live for 45 minutes, set a strict limit because she doesn’t want to be on “too too late” tonight.
“Okay so my blood sugar thing is like (…) my doctor was telling me like (…) based on your previous bloodwork it’s like prediabatic, so we can refer you to a specialist.” Has her own glucometer. A few months ago while ‘fasting’ (ie., opon waking up) 5.8-6.0 reader on the glucometer. Recently this has been between 9-10; so she has to get more bloodworm done this coming week.
(says a bunch of stuff about makeup drama? idk… “I never watched her [Tati], there’s something fake about her that I don’t like” ????? )
“I try not to get frustrated, I think people just think like, you wake up and think ‘hm, how can i gain weight today?’. (…) I don’t know, I just don’t really know how to explain it.”
“The sugar free candy actually didn’t give me diarrhoea (laughs).”
Timtim is looking good, apparently. “Yeah, I gotta put her back in my intro. (…) I’m kind of sick of my intro, but I don’t know how to make one.”
[[starts talking about true crime documentaries she’s interested in, how she find them upsetting- specifically the ones about shooters. “that gay nightclub… that church….. it was just like, horrible. depressing.” ]]
“You guys like my new cup? My new tumblr? (…) I like my coldy. I like this one but it’s too small, I have to refill it many times.”
“THC? I haven’t had any today, I don’t do that every day…. because… my brain needs a break (laughs). (…) I had a few puffs yesterday and my lungs are really paying for it (…)”
“ No sex… I think I’m practically a virgin again actually. I’m not kidding (chuckles), TMI. (…) Just don’t feel like it, you know? (grins) Maybe someday!”
“(squints) … plastic sugery in the DR…? (looks side to side) I am…? (laughs) Some of the things you guys tell me, is news to me.”
“There’s some pretty hot African guys that are in my DMs sometimes and I’m just like (tuts), they remind me of Bibi… (pouts) [they] even look like him sorta.”
Doesn’t check her DMs enough, doesn’t even keep in touch properly with Rina, her Aunt…. makes time for her “regulars”.
Her blood levels are consistent with “being diabetic, or… insulin resistant, or whatever”.
She’s inclined ethically to going vegan again, but in response to a question in chat, wouldn’t go vegan for $200.
“So like, I know I’m tired, but I’m not like… sleepy. Do you know what I mean?
“How many times have I been in love? Really in love? (hesitates a lot, she’s thinking hard) I’d say twice. “
More than being lazy, she is anxious about grocery shopping: is very excited to have recently ‘discovered’ click & collect groceries. Has placed an order for Saturday, is incredibly excited about this.
Says living in Ottawa isn’t exceptionally expensive, not any more than anywhere else anyways. But acknowledges she spends frivolously. Demonstrates this by pulling out … some kind of hat.
I don’t know what these are called actually. Fascinators? The hat gets stuck in her hair. Struggles a bit to remove it.
Says she doesn’t think she’ll be eating pasta soon again, “especially if she is diabetic”.
chantalisfat
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Why would anyone with such a gargantuan face buy a tiny hat? It covers some of the balding, I guess. She looks like the world's fattest neckbeard.Pretty dull live frankly , but some interesting tidbits here and there to lift out!
Couldn’t explain why she was live: “not that I couldn’t sleep, but I can’t go to bed before (erupts into giggling)”
Busts out a bottle of green juice, she can’t read the expiration date on it, drinks anyway.
Had a box of shake and bake chicken thighs and mashed potatoes for dinner, says this wasn’t a good idea.
“This is impromptu, i was not going to go live (…) my hair is horrible today; you know, i put it in a ponytail and it gets like, gross?”
She’s been watching unsolved mysteries. thinks it’s good despite poor reviews.
“Sometimes I eat soething really bad, and I’ll be paying for it on the toilet, and I’ll have conversations with my body, like, am I insane? (laughs) um, yeah it’s really weird.”
Sam “69’d her” today? : “he gets on me, and he wants to suckle down on my belly for some reason”
[after shaking the $8 juice for upwards of 6 minutes, decides to sip it bc she doesn’t want to waste her money. joe says “no expiry date, dump it”. to which she says i think you’re right joe, what a shame.]
“Could you imagine like , drinking this shit [green juice] for your whole life and you still die young? (laughs)”
[she pulls out another cup with straw inside and is drinking something else. cup is opaque, she doesn’t state its contents.]
Chat is clamoring for her to speak in french, she appeases them by rattling off the contents of the juice in french, but uh. it’s clear she’s just reading this from the bottle bc her pronunciation is all over the place..
“Something I ate tonight gave me heartburn, probably the potatoes…”
"this shirt? oh yeah, my mom got this for me!"
an incident happened at canada day:
Hanging out in new firepit area at uncle’s place. it’s very hot outside. Titan - 3 yo rottie- has had a shift in his behaviour over the last year. Mom brought Buster along, who was folllowing titan around and sniffing his “wiener”. Titan starts growling so they separate them. Later, buster is free to approach titan, goes to sniff him, and titan lunges for his throat- buster starts whimpering, mama sarault freaks out, uncle drops cocktail trying to get over to get control of the dog. “Didn’t ruin the night” but clearly soured the mood- "scary as hell".
Peetz is in his room with timbit.
Chantal will only be live for 45 minutes, set a strict limit because she doesn’t want to be on “too too late” tonight.
“Okay so my blood sugar thing is like (…) my doctor was telling me like (…) based on your previous bloodwork it’s like prediabatic, so we can refer you to a specialist.” Has her own glucometer. A few months ago while ‘fasting’ (ie., opon waking up) 5.8-6.0 reader on the glucometer. Recently this has been between 9-10; so she has to get more bloodworm done this coming week.
(says a bunch of stuff about makeup drama? idk… “I never watched her [Tati], there’s something fake about her that I don’t like” ????? )
“I try not to get frustrated, I think people just think like, you wake up and think ‘hm, how can i gain weight today?’. (…) I don’t know, I just don’t really know how to explain it.”
“The sugar free candy actually didn’t give me diarrhoea (laughs).”
Timtim is looking good, apparently. “Yeah, I gotta put her back in my intro. (…) I’m kind of sick of my intro, but I don’t know how to make one.”
[[starts talking about true crime documentaries she’s interested in, how she find them upsetting- specifically the ones about shooters. “that gay nightclub… that church….. it was just like, horrible. depressing.” ]]
“You guys like my new cup? My new tumblr? (…) I like my coldy. I like this one but it’s too small, I have to refill it many times.”
“THC? I haven’t had any today, I don’t do that every day…. because… my brain needs a break (laughs). (…) I had a few puffs yesterday and my lungs are really paying for it (…)”
“ No sex… I think I’m practically a virgin again actually. I’m not kidding (chuckles), TMI. (…) Just don’t feel like it, you know? (grins) Maybe someday!”
“(squints) … plastic sugery in the DR…? (looks side to side) I am…? (laughs) Some of the things you guys tell me, is news to me.”
“There’s some pretty hot African guys that are in my DMs sometimes and I’m just like (tuts), they remind me of Bibi… (pouts) [they] even look like him sorta.”
Doesn’t check her DMs enough, doesn’t even keep in touch properly with Rina, her Aunt…. makes time for her “regulars”.
Her blood levels are consistent with “being diabetic, or… insulin resistant, or whatever”.
She’s inclined ethically to going vegan again, but in response to a question in chat, wouldn’t go vegan for $200.
“So like, I know I’m tired, but I’m not like… sleepy. Do you know what I mean?
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“How many times have I been in love? Really in love? (hesitates a lot, she’s thinking hard) I’d say twice. “
More than being lazy, she is anxious about grocery shopping: is very excited to have recently ‘discovered’ click & collect groceries. Has placed an order for Saturday, is incredibly excited about this.
Says living in Ottawa isn’t exceptionally expensive, not any more than anywhere else anyways. But acknowledges she spends frivolously. Demonstrates this by pulling out … some kind of hat.
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I don’t know what these are called actually. Fascinators? The hat gets stuck in her hair. Struggles a bit to remove it.
Says she doesn’t think she’ll be eating pasta soon again, “especially if she is diabetic”.
I also like how she's pretending she isn't diabetic after announcing that she is diabetic.
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I mean, Tati *is* fake as hell, but Chantal doesn’t like her only because Tati is thin, pretty, and married to a rich guy. All of Chantal’s issues with other women boil down to jealousy.
Also lol at her pretending she doesn’t know anything about the DR plastic surgery clinic she followed. Her instagram just follows accounts itself you guys!
Also lol at her pretending she doesn’t know anything about the DR plastic surgery clinic she followed. Her instagram just follows accounts itself you guys!