Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Stilgar of Troon]

A contender for the halal speedrunning record who showed up to defend another autist, got immediately doxed, and then returned to try and stab the other autist in the back, with predictable (and hilarious) results. Anyone who likes this thread will like hers.

What a spastic...

Spoiler: Mild powerlevel

My soon to be ex-wife is a disfellowshipped Jovo; they're all batshit insane, to varying degrees.

 

[Jason Wynn]

This whole time I just thought he was a gimmick poster making fun of Chris' Merge delusions. He's actually serious about all this?

Oh Kiwi Farms, I thank you for this bounty you have blessed us with.

 

[Meriasek]

This whole time I just thought he was a gimmick poster making fun of Chris' Merge delusions. He's actually serious about all this?

Oh Kiwi Farms, I thank you for this bounty you have blessed us with.

Same here, I thought he was just keeping up a persona.
I'm glad I was wrong, this is infinitely more ententaining entertaining.

 

[Stardust]

He's hanging out in the @Zhan-Tiri13 section of Kiwi purgatory for people who show up and then can't take the heat.

Say what you will about @Zhan-Tiri13, but they posted an image of themselves. BoxerShorts47 won't even show his thumb.

Another loss for Ol' Boxy.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Say what you will about @Zhan-Tiri13, but they posted an image of themselves. BoxerShorts47 won't even show his thumb.

That's because, after years of his fat mom telling him not to suck his thumbs, he started sticking them up his ass, resulting in them being perma-stained even darker than the rest of his Sea Mexican body. Tragic, really. Forever unable to thumb-dox himself, poor bastard.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

That can't be true. @Webby's Boyfriend is such a Chad and is probably not a virgin.

Maybe on Melmac, but that doesn't count for much on Earth.
is he still with you?

 

[Stardust]

Maybe on Melmac, but that doesn't count for much on Earth.
is he still with you?

Aquatic Life Fucker. Makes sense.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Say what you will about @Zhan-Tiri13, but they posted an image of themselves. BoxerShorts47 won't even show his thumb.

Another loss for Ol' Boxy.

Also, I just got to the part of the thread where they photo-doxed themselves. Absolutely haram, what the fuck?☪

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Maybe on Melmac, but that doesn't count for much on Earth.
is he still with you?

What are you talking about? He gets all the duck pussy in this planet!
Help me please I think I'm going to die. I have to find a way to get out of here there is not much time left for me. Every second I can hear his screams " Webby! Yeeeeeessssss I will fill you with my cum my feathery lover!" I need to figure out how to free myself from this hell.
You're just jealous that you will never see Webby in her sexy lingerie!

 

[plattschwanz]

I think he escaped into his own world because he can't handle the heat. Or it is the same like in other forums: he got rejected and moved on to the next one

I searched for his username again and he did have an account over at drachenschanze.com, an autistic forum for a-logging Drachenlord. Turns out that they got tired of his shit aswell, as he terminated his account just recently.


Webby's Rapist: autistic posting
Drachenlord A-Log #3642: Delete yourself.

He's getting expelled from more forums than medieval Jews from European countries.

 

[Easterling]

I searched for his username again and he did have an account over at drachenschanze.com, an autistic forum for a-logging Drachenlord. Turns out that they got tired of his shit aswell, as he terminated his account just recently.

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Webby's Rapist: autistic posting
Drachenlord A-Log #3642: Delete yourself.

He's getting expelled from more forums than medieval Jews from European countries.

I'd say hes running out of communities to get kicked out from at this point. I really hope @Webby's Boyfriend comes back, I miss playing the favourite kiwi passtime of kick the autistic.

 

[Buxinator]

He's getting expelled from more forums than medieval Jews from European countries

That's awful. Let's be honest, how low can someone sink? It is already hard to get kicked out of the furry community but being rejected from the a-loggs of the Drachenlord is fucking pathetic. I wonder where the path leads.

I'd say hes running out of communities to get kicked out from at this point. I really hope @Webby's Boyfriend comes back, I miss playing the favourite kiwi passtime of kick the autistic.

He can come back any time but since the smell of roasted duck lays all over the farms, I doubt that he can take more of it. I don't know what happened in the other forums but he is inactive. So either he was blocked by the admins or the left voluntarily.
The same could happen on the farms as well, but I think we will have to see.

 

[Begemot]

I would believe that, too, but he's been doing this for almost a decade now. He genuinely is this retarded.


It's all in German and you can't read it without making an account. But never fear, as I wade through the sewage, I make screenshots of everything vaguely interesting.
Seems Webby tried to coax photos from every girl with a "ask [user] anything" thread.

I'll make a larger post once I have collected some more stuff. I've got his exchanges in the lili clive thread (at least some of them), but those are three relatively large images.

Mühlheim is right next to Offenbach, which he mentioned as being a place that he walked around carrying a Plushie once. @Rokko found this in the Drachenlord Telegram chat, too:
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He mentiones a large Rewe Centre/logistics centre in his area, there is one Rewe Centre in Offenbach, 2 logistic centres closeby in neighboring towns.
For the German impaired: The post is just him droning on about how he steals food from garbage bins at the supermarket and how he send a giant box of food to German lolcow Drachenlord, boasting about how stupid Drachenlord is for taking the food or something.

It looks like @Webby's Boyfriend is the German version of Laguna blue with all this alogging. I knew they were involved in the Drachenlord thread but not that they were a retarded 'haider'.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Reading all this shit about Drachenlord makes me wish I continued learning German after public school. Plus I could enjoy the insanity of Webby's Boyfriend in his own native tongue.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Reading all this shit about Drachenlord makes me wish I continued learning German after public school. Plus I could enjoy the insanity of Webby's Boyfriend in his own native tongue.

@Webby's Boyfriend is now Deutsche-Duckfucker

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Reading all this shit about Drachenlord makes me wish I continued learning German after public school. Plus I could enjoy the insanity of Webby's Boyfriend in his own native tongue.

Twice the autism exposure for the same amount of "benefit". Not worth it. Incidentally, our resident featherfag has been MIA since Tuesday; hope he's off fighting the good fight in the realms of imagination with his Jock child bride/jailbait duck wanktoy.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Maybe he has already started to shit up another forum.

 

[Ponchik]

i see no issue with his romantic pursuits (other than them being of a heterosexual nature) assuming he doesnt constantly fantasize about sucking webbys webbed ass toes.

 

[Buxinator]

Maybe he has already started to shit up another forum.

Possible, but he is already banned from the Drachenschanze... So where else can he go? Furries hate him, the retards of the Drachenschanze rejected him and he probably got mocked from the farms. The only possibility I can think of would be a comic forum, where he can talk about cartoon reality and his obsession with ducks. Or maybe he is dumbsterdiving for stale bread to lure a duck from a pond in his lair.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks to the Deutschenkiwis for really bringing this one home.

If you need a furfag gassed, call a German. They're good at these things.