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....what the fuck is in that Coke bottle?
The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters
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the one in the green shirt in the vid up top has a scrunched up face just like Kai's baby.
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that's their spit bottle for their chew
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0:35 in the video, that quivering mass of gelatin in the background uses her shirt as a napkin.
Stopped watching at that point because for some reason I could not stop laughing.
Really, though, it's pretty sad to see people in such awful shape.
Stopped watching at that point because for some reason I could not stop laughing.
Really, though, it's pretty sad to see people in such awful shape.
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On the positive side, they're excellent motivation to get in the gym.
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I'm just curious how a forehead could get that fat. Is there some sort of medical/genetic condition, or is it sod's law?
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Kinda looks like dip-spit from chewing tobacco. I'm going to go ahead and assume that's what it is, for sanity's sake.
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On top of being overweight, she might have another medical problem or she's on a medication that makes her face swell that much.
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do note that that song was written by the gayest man in history
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Picklechu
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How do they function while being so fat?
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Hate to Queen sperg on you but Freddie didn't write Fat-Bottomed Girls, Brian May (the guitarist) did. In fact, if you go through Queen's discography you'll notice Freddie basically didn't write any of the songs that specifically mention relationships with women. Because he was gay, probably. He did write about some of his (gay) relationships though, ie. Jealousy.
His bandmates say he was bi, but his wife (who was his best friend and knew him better than anyone) said he was definitely gay so I generally accept her word on it.
Okay, back on topic. Sorry.
I can't help but feel bad for anyone in that condition, even if it's 100% self-imposed.
That said, I died a little inside when the lady in the background was shown doing what I can only describe as stuffing her face, then wiped her face on her shirt... and then, after a minute, said she was embarassed because she OFFERED A SHOUTOUT. Not because she was stuffing her face on cam, or because she was caught using her shirt as a serviette on screen, or because of the mess. Because she spoke up and offered a shout out. I kind of noped out after that.
Wizzrobe
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Surely no dude out there is stupid enough to want to hook up with those ugly hambeasts right? Right!?
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Yea, a beer belly is one thing, but this is no different self destruction than crack. It's sad, and enraging at the same time.
Oh, and thanks for the Queen info.
Now you mention it... I'm wondering should we have a thread for feeder fetish?
Guys who would get a boner watching them order two of everything from pizza hut is about as scary as humorous.
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Ewwwwww, what the fuck? Looks like we done found us a couple of horrorcows.
I think I can sum this up.
What they think they look like:
What they really look like:
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I think I can sum this up.
What they think they look like:
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dd/4c/2e/dd4c2e67d7904cad0042bf3d45ee7f45.jpg
What they really look like:
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These girls are fat and I would not have sex with them.
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They don't really.
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Guys who date girls like this only date them because they like to control them. They like a girl who can't leave the house. You see a lot on my 600 pound life that when the chicks lose weight and become more independent, the guys leave.
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So... are we just... not gonna talk about that massive fart she ripped at 1:00?
No?
Ok, then.
No?
Ok, then.