WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[Schmeckel]

He is not in EliteFleet currently.
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The Baba Yaga strikes again. With a fucking pencil.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

I contacted Phil's new faction leader, or co-leader, because I was shown something that truly pissed me off. The leader claimed he was ok with his faction getting doxed because Phil will get him more points. I simply wanted to know if his faction members will share his sentiment.
One thing lead to another and he told me Phil is gone. He did say I do a shitty job, so kindly if someone can verify that Phil in fact is gone that would be nice. Because if Phil is still sitting in that faction I'll do a very thorough check of my shitty job.

My bad if I ruined someones ops.

Good. You wont get any juicy info from Phill posting in discord because Phill never talks to people except to brag or get pitty.

Should just drop the leaders DOXX anyway, faggot said he didn't care.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I contacted Phil's new faction leader, or co-leader, because I was shown something that truly pissed me off. The leader claimed he was ok with his faction getting doxed because Phil will get him more points. I simply wanted to know if his faction members will share his sentiment.
One thing lead to another and he told me Phil is gone. He did say I do a shitty job, so kindly if someone can verify that Phil in fact is gone that would be nice. Because if Phil is still sitting in that faction I'll do a very thorough check of my shitty job.

My bad if I ruined someones ops.

You did the right thing Nigel. You did nothing wrong. You did everything correct.

 

[AnOminous]

I contacted Phil's new faction leader, or co-leader, because I was shown something that truly pissed me off. The leader claimed he was ok with his faction getting doxed because Phil will get him more points. I simply wanted to know if his faction members will share his sentiment.
One thing lead to another and he told me Phil is gone. He did say I do a shitty job, so kindly if someone can verify that Phil in fact is gone that would be nice. Because if Phil is still sitting in that faction I'll do a very thorough check of my shitty job.

My bad if I ruined someones ops.

Are there not any men in these factions? Seriously, not a single man who just says fuck this, I don't care if we get doxed, we're sticking by our buddy?

This is just pathetic.

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

Are there not any men in these factions? Seriously, not a single man who just says fuck this, I don't care if we get doxed, we're sticking by our buddy?

This is just pathetic.

NawtDSP isn't man enough to keep going solo to protect others from being doxxed, when he full well knows it is an inevitability from the moment he joins a faction.

No honour among whales in pursuit of sweaty .jpegs. They deserve eachother.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Are there not any men in these factions? Seriously, not a single man who just says fuck this, I don't care if we get doxed, we're sticking by our buddy?

This is just pathetic.

Right?? You'd think with the blood-bond that must form between the proud brothers of a legion of fucktards that couldn't identify a vagina in a fuckin lineup, there'd be a greater sense of allegiance to their jealous god of the Apple Store app that unites them all in their love of discount Bejeweled (reskinned with testicles)...

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm looking through the dox on Phil's WWE guilds (big ups to Nigel), and it strikes me how none of them are men of wealth. Phil might even have been the richest man in every one of his guilds.

Here's the Uselessness leader: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-28#post-6348429
2 years of college, unemployed, marrying a woman with 6 kids (!)

Phil was 3rd or 4th place in this guild, though I can't find numbers for this specific guy.

And take the Road Warriorz leader: https://archive.vn/deJ35
Only a high school education, and just recently scraped his way into "white-collar".

At that time, Phil had 1.8 million points and this guy was in second place with 1.01 million. How the hell is some white trash redneck spending over half of what Big Money Phil does? He must be absolutely ruining himself.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Are there not any men in these factions? Seriously, not a single man who just says fuck this, I don't care if we get doxed, we're sticking by our buddy?

This is just pathetic.

I think they are buddies, just not with Phil. They kick him so their buddies don't get shit.

Also I'm very certain some people would be in deep shit if their significant others found out how much money they waste on a mobile game.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The fact that Phil cannot count on any of these pathetic losers to close ranks around him, even though they clearly have so much in common, simply because he is DSP, is just too deliciously perfect. Even amongst his actual peers (not the ones he THINKS are his peers), Phil's stank-ass rep is enough to make him an exception in a way that does not at all work in his favor. Greatest proof of all of what his 12 year legacy really is.

THIS is what I like to see. THIS is what Phil deserves. No loyalty, no hospitality, no fucking mercy. Ever. He wants a place to hide? Better be competent at it next time.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I'm looking through the dox on Phil's WWE guilds (big ups to Nigel), and it strikes me how none of them are men of wealth. Phil might even have been the richest man in every one of his guilds.

Here's the Uselessness leader: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-28#post-6348429
2 years of college, unemployed, marrying a woman with 6 kids (!)

Phil was 3rd or 4th place in this guild, though I can't find numbers for this specific guy.

And take the Road Warriorz leader: https://archive.vn/deJ35
Only a high school education, and just recently scraped his way into "white-collar".

At that time, Phil had 1.8 million points and this guy was in second place with 1.01 million. How the hell is some white trash redneck spending over half of what Big Money Phil does? He must be absolutely ruining himself.

Probably because DemSweatyPenisJPEGs can't even whore-wallet his way into being substantively good at anything.

If there is any glimmer of evidence that "skill" might be some sort of a factor in that derpy Cookie Clicker of musclebros, then you just nailed it.

 

[Pepper Jack]

The guy with the long beard released a new WWE Champions gameplay video yesterday. I watched it and still don't understand this game and how anyone would spend 50k to play.

I timestamped it to start with the "gameplay"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Imagine if Phil's secret hobby was much like this, where you can dump a shit ton of money into it, but it's like the ACTUAL wrestling games, where you control a wrestler on screen and try to pull off moves to beat down and submit your opponent(s). Imagine how the pigroach would do at that kind of thing.

As I contemplate that hypothetical scenario, it occurs to me the possibility that part of the reason Phil doesn't fess up is because of how powerful of a testament it is to where he truly stands as a gamer. Think about it: the one game he doesn't talk about playing is the one where he just taps a screen a million times without using brain cells, just his tips that he extracted from tards, and also happens to be the one game he can flex on the community of.

YouTube hosts hours and hours of footage of him failing at anything other than this money-sucking cow-clicker, and for him to admit he plays it is admission that TIHYDPs are not spinning anything negatively, they're showing the truth. It's admission that detractors have been right this entire time that he sucks, that all his excuses have been just that. It's admission that his 12 year legacy is not what he asserts it to be.

Yeah, he'll never say the words. They would kill him. That in of itself is hilarious enough for me, though.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Imagine if Phil's secret hobby was much like this, where you can dump a shit ton of money into it, but it's like the ACTUAL wrestling games, where you control a wrestler on screen and try to pull off moves to beat down and submit your opponent(s). Imagine how the pigroach would do at that kind of thing.

As I contemplate that hypothetical scenario, it occurs to me the possibility that part of the reason Phil doesn't fess up is because of how powerful of a testament it is to where he truly stands as a gamer. Think about it: the one game he doesn't talk about playing is the one where he just taps a screen a million times without using brain cells, just his tips that he extracted from tards, and also happens to be the one game he can flex on the community of.

YouTube hosts hours and hours of footage of him failing at anything other than this money-sucking cow-clicker, and for him to admit he plays it is admission that TIHYDPs are not spinning anything negatively, they're showing the truth. It's admission that detractors have been right this entire time that he sucks, that all his excuses have been just that. It's admission that his 12 year legacy is not what he asserts it to be.

Yeah, he'll never say the words. They would kill him. That in of itself is hilarious enough for me, though.

I remember watching the WWE game TIHYDPs and he kept bitching about not being able to reverse any of his opponent's moves and kept getting his ass thrown around like a sack of potatoes, which is hilarious because reversals in the modern WWE games are so goddamn easy to do that from 2k15 on they had to balance them by giving wrasslers a limited amount of reversals you can do at one time. The basic gist of it is that different wrestlers have a different amount of maximum reversals that can be stored at a time, from 3 to 5, and when you use one you spend one of the reversals, then you have to wait for the reversal to fill back up. If you use another reversal before the new one fills up, you spend a reversal as well as lose all progress in the one that was recovering. That's how heavily they had to limit reversals due to how easy it was to do them in 2k13 and 2k14, but Philburt still couldn't reverse any moves to save his life. I bet if WWE Champions worked like that he wouldn't be playing it, or he would be playing if the game allowed you to pay2win for shit like autoreversals.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also I'm very certain some people would be in deep shit if their significant others found out how much money they waste on a mobile game.

If anyone asks, you should say KF is an "angry wives' club" where we all congregate and plot revenge against our spendthrift husbands.

 

[Near]

If anyone asks, you should say KF is an "angry wives' club" where we all congregate and plot revenge against our spendthrift husbands.

The deepest lore is that this thread's op is actually Kat, trying to get her husband off gacha addiction by indirectly informing people who can do something about it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The deepest lore is that this thread's op is actually Kat, trying to get her husband off gacha addiction by indirectly informing people who can do something about it.

She's the "First Falcon" of Angry Wives Club

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm looking through the dox on Phil's WWE guilds (big ups to Nigel), and it strikes me how none of them are men of wealth. Phil might even have been the richest man in every one of his guilds.

At that time, Phil had 1.8 million points and this guy was in second place with 1.01 million. How the hell is some white trash redneck spending over half of what Big Money Phil does? He must be absolutely ruining himself.

I've been in guilds with people like this that seriously spend their entire paychecks to keep up in whaling. It's honestly very sad and I remain surprised for years that gov'ts haven't put any stops to it. There must be many stories out there with like kids spending their parents credit cards to financial ruin for these shit mobile games, yet nobody cares.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I've been in guilds with people like this that seriously spend their entire paychecks to keep up in whaling. It's honestly very sad and I remain surprised for years that gov'ts haven't put any stops to it. There must be many stories out there with like kids spending their parents credit cards to financial ruin for these shit mobile games, yet nobody cares.

there are plenty of stories of kids drinking antifreeze too, the solution is to keep your antifreeze and your credit card out of reach of children

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I think they are buddies, just not with Phil. They kick him so their buddies don't get shit.

Also I'm very certain some people would be in deep shit if their significant others found out how much money they waste on a mobile game.

I definitely think you're right. In the long term, no one gives a shit who Wrassledawg76 is or where they went to College so theoretically being doxed would be meaningless. The problem is anyone who's leading a guild that is worth a couple of seconds of DSP's effort to join has likely spent thousands more than they've told their spouse they've spent.

It reminds me of reading posts of people talking about gacha games ruining/almost ruining their marriages for schadenfreude before the actual shitty gambling addiction aspect overwhelmed any humor for me.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I bet if WWE Champions worked like that he wouldn't be playing it, or he would be playing if the game allowed you to pay2win for shit like auto-reversals.

Not for enjoyment, no. That's ultimately what it pains him the most to admit: that he can't have fun in games that present even the slightest sliver of challenge. His obsession with this garbage highlights his incompetence more than anything else possibly could.