Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

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Late, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HANDWRITING

 

[exhausted]

Late, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HANDWRITING?

its the handwriting of someone who dropped out of school right after they got the hang of cursive

 

[LitmusPaper]

Late, but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HANDWRITING

At a guess, I'd say Alex is left-handed judging by the curvature of the numbers and letters and the direction he writes his zeros. I'm left-handed as well, and can relate to having some spacky handwriting.
I would need to see more of his handwriting to say for sure, though.

 

[Lacto]

I was thinking and what if Alex decides to kill himself after that situation? Obviously he is not going to really do it, but maybe we will see a post on his twitter from his "mom" or whatever saying that poor devpai has taken his life because of gremlins. That would be a neat way to wrap things up and run with patreon cash.
But i think he is too greedy to do that as long as he still gets something from patreon.

 

[LitmusPaper]

I was thinking and what if Alex decides to kill himself after that situation? Obviously he is not going to really do it, but maybe we will see a post on his twitter from his "mom" or whatever saying that poor devpai has taken his life because of gremlins. That would be a neat way to wrap things up and run with patreon cash.
But i think he is too greedy to do that as long as he still gets something from patreon.

The thought occured to me too, but then Alex would have to go radio silent from the internet for the rest of his life lest he tarnishes his name even more when caught out. Not only that but people have his home address. I can't see him doing that, but I've been proven wrong before.

 

[exhausted]

I was thinking and what if Alex decides to kill himself after that situation? Obviously he is not going to really do it, but maybe we will see a post on his twitter from his "mom" or whatever saying that poor devpai has taken his life because of gremlins. That would be a neat way to wrap things up and run with patreon cash.
But i think he is too greedy to do that as long as he still gets something from patreon.

alex is too internet obsessed to maintain a zero activity level, and too self absorbed to do it under another name

 

[Blitzsneed]

https://mega.nz/folder/BmQwgSxI#FgPjhxnOJYARLHfsrzOcZA - Mega link to files I downloaded from private github sorry for my newfaggery

Mega.nz shits the bed at the moment. Any alternatives?

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

Mega.nz shits the bed at the moment. Any alternatives?

Google Chrome couldn't load Mega.nz on my end so I had to open that link on Edge, it loaded just fine.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

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Fascinating how he felt the need to respond, but did so on Twitter instead of here. I'd guess he fled to a hugbox but the only interaction that tweet has had is probably from one of you(great move, btw- someone gets shit on for linking outside stuff to kiwi and gets dug into, so you post in a way that makes it wildly obvious you're on kiwi- very smrt).

Anyway, this has been very autistic but entertaining. Thanks for the laughs, next time do it without shitting where you eat.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Fascinating how he felt the need to respond, but did so on Twitter instead of here. I'd guess he fled to a hugbox but the only interaction that tweet has had is probably from one of you(great move, btw- someone gets shit on for linking outside stuff to kiwi and gets dug into, so you post in a way that makes it wildly obvious you're on kiwi- very smrt).

Anyway, this has been very autistic but entertaining. Thanks for the laughs, next time do it without shitting where you eat.

Even if he wanted to, he couldn't due to null locking registration.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Is it too late to do a git clone? The commit messages are guaranteed to be a good read.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

Even if he wanted to, he couldn't due to null locking registration.

Dude that's a kiwi who linked his kiwi account to his reddit account by getting mod on Yansim's reddit. When people looked at him he stopped posting, but he was last online three hours ago and hasn't been banned. Keep up.

Edit: The more I think about this the stupider it is. It's a shared username so he must actually care about that reddit account, which means when he chose to participate in a hostile take over of a subreddit by someone who used Naughty No-No Jokes, he put it at active riskbecause he was too lazy to log out and make a new account just for that.

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

Is it too late to do a git clone? The commit messages are guaranteed to be a good read.

Yup, its officially to late for that. GitHub repo has been deleted.
That does not mean, that eva lost any files or information. That repo is mirrored on his and any volunteer with code access's computer. He will just create a new one under a different account.

 

[FeatherDuster]

While I don't think using Null's name was a good idea... The subreddit is fucking glorious, kiwis.

This is the best shit in the Mahan sagas since Hate & Shame.

 

[Umikot]

Apparently one of the now banned moderators went on a rant at /r/Osana

https://archive.md/nnXHL

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too.

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too. I'm a mod removed from Yandere Simulator. I know I might be hated around here, but I...

old.reddit.com

Now, you can feel like a piece of shit for everything that happens to him since now on. Everyone of you will be the guilty for his death, but some of you will get away with it... I hope your mind lets you sleep properly tonight, knowing that if the same situation was done to you, you would also kill yourself. This is near of becoming a crime.

It seems volunteers have also taken over suicide-baiting for him

 

[LitmusPaper]

Apparently one of the now banned moderators went on a rant at /r/Osana

https://archive.md/nnXHL

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too.

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too. I'm a mod removed from Yandere Simulator. I know I might be hated around here, but I...

old.reddit.com

It seems volunteers have also taken over suicide-baiting for him

The idiot really lashed out at the subreddit critical of Alex, even though the subreddit critical of Alex didn't do it.
This is why people laugh at Alex's hugbox. They're willing to lash out, but can't take it.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

Apparently one of the now banned moderators went on a rant at /r/Osana

https://archive.md/nnXHL

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too.

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too. I'm a mod removed from Yandere Simulator. I know I might be hated around here, but I...

old.reddit.com

It seems volunteers have also taken over suicide-baiting for him

This is fascinating- the mod who posted that thread seems to believe that 50% of people banned on the subreddit wished death on Alex. Which begs the question- if the mods aren't aware of how draconian the moderation is, who is doing all that manual banning of people who just post on r/osana? Does he just have different tiers of mods who have more awareness of what the policy is, or is he doing it personally? I'd be tempted to think this guy is just lying to put forward the right image but given the giant rant he posted and how fast he's replying I think it's more likely that he's being genuine.

It's impossible to know what the truth is, but I choose to believe that Alex is the one watching r/osana like a hawk to ban people preemptively before they can disturb his precious circlejerk. It's funnier that way.

 

[Cast Away]

They're willing to lash out, but can't take it.

If you look around this site you'll notice the lolcow orbiters are just as bad if not worse than said lolcow him/herself. Birds of the same feather flock together.

 

[Coffee Shits]

The hacker known as Kiwifarms made itself a few more fans today.

https://old.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/hkwilb/all_hail_null/ (https://archive.vn/OpRAv)

Let's leave the border closed. In fact, let's dot a few landmines at the entrance for good measure.

 

[José Mourinho]

I was thinking and what if Alex decides to kill himself after that situation? Obviously he is not going to really do it, but maybe we will see a post on his twitter from his "mom" or whatever saying that poor devpai has taken his life because of gremlins. That would be a neat way to wrap things up and run with patreon cash.
But i think he is too greedy to do that as long as he still gets something from patreon.

It's just gonna be either Adolfin or Cleveland saying "Alex is dead" or some shit. Even then, the closest would be him disappearing from the Internet and coming back with a different alias we don't know of, just not working on Yandere Simulator or some shit.

Apparently one of the now banned moderators went on a rant at /r/Osana

https://archive.md/nnXHL

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too.

Dear r/Osana, you're responsible of this situation too. I'm a mod removed from Yandere Simulator. I know I might be hated around here, but I...

old.reddit.com

It seems volunteers have also taken over suicide-baiting for him

I was gonna make a long textwall to this shit but I decided to just highlight the stupid points he made instead because the further down I go, it's all tardraging and buzzwords and no substance, besides if the moderator's name isn't Adolfin or Cleveland, then for me it's a literally who I don't give a shit until he made that tardrage rant:

1. It's "HYPOCRISY!" if you don't participating in the hacking but you comment about it, for some stupid bizarre reason. Also the dang dirty gremlins of r/Osana are villains for not punishing the ones responsible for the hacking. (The fuck is he expecting? Go to our thread here and punish us about the hacking even though even us already criticised the hacking to begin with?)

2. Subreddit right now is in chaos because the subreddit is filled with porn and shit, and not suitable for those under 18, even though he conveniently forgets the facts that r/Osana clearly stated that they do not participate in it and even some members are concerned about the hacking for that exact same reason. (And even for the sake of argument, what did they expect? Report the shit out of them or comment in the subreddit which would prove their point about participating?)

3. Calls r/Osana hypocri-- oops, I mean hypocresy [sic] for calling the game a pornographic game even though there's no nudity but not punishing those who spam the subreddit with porn. Same boring point as #2 and I reached a point where the term "hypocrisy" is just a stupid buzzword.

4. Accuses that those who got unbanned from the subreddit, and made a statement that 50% of them will spam the subreddit again... even though most of them most likely don't give a shit and moved on. Of course, there's no evidence. Then later on accuses r/Osana of participating in this for some stupid reason and accuses them to stop making excuses.

5. Brings up the difference between YandereDev who called a fan to kill himself and r/Osana that YandereDev actually apologized and r/Osana didn't find guilty for... participating in this hacking even though they themselves said they don't participate.

6. This final paragraph, missing the point about why Alex is getting hate and most of us don't even give a shit about his edgy teenage years anymore even though at the time he wasn't even a teenager:
Why did this man deserved this anyway? Just because he was once rebellious on the internet when he was teen, so all of you felt in the right to expose "that phase"?

tl;dr It's just a nobody who was a moderator on the Yandere Simulator spewing out buzzwords with no substance. I don't even get his main point, which I assumed to be just "r/Osana is at fault for being involved in the hacking even though they are clearly not involved in the hacking and even then it's still their fault", but still fucking stupid regardless.