What cool shit are you going to do when the cops are gone?

[Nick Gars]

Go on a tranny crusade.

In Minecraft Java Edition of course.

 

[BurningPewter]

I guess go to museums, book stores and stuff without paying for it. As if joggers are going to loot art and books.

Oh and track down every fake news journo piece of shit and poke the shit out of them.

you know, the rioters are purposefully burning that stuff cause it's too middle class and doesn't interest them - https://thefederalist.com/2020/06/0...beloved-independent-bookstores-to-the-ground/

 

[Crabbo]

Fill balloons with gasoline, throw them at hipsters, then threaten them with a lighter.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d move to Minneapolis and become a serial killer with no MO - just select addresses completely at random, go in at night, and slaughter everyone inside, leaving only a note declaring that the killing had no political or racial motivations and that the target was selected purely randomly, and that they would keep happening as long as there was no infrastructure to investigate the killings.

So Hotline: Minneapolis.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Gorge On Chipotle, Dominos Pizza and Arbis for the entire week , then travel to Washington hijacking a Apache helicopter from the US Army and break Into The White House building and Rip Putrid ass right In Trumps (No pun Intended) fucking smug fat cheeto mug and Into the faces of every other , Populist, jingoistic overtly nationalistic Self-serving, Conservatard and Alt Right Politician we can fucking find by Rioting and tearing with my gang of delinquent, belligerent drug fuelled American Black Rioters from LA and blowing the whole Place into hamburger FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!

This is the most liberal boomer thing written, maybe ever.

 

[WarJams]

I'm going hold up a Burger King and demand they give me all of their cardboard crowns.

I'm owed reparations, they haven't given me one since I was, like, six!

 

[Garm]

Eh, the people I have problems with have pretty much back stabbed every person who has ever been involved with them so I doubt I would get the first dibs.

That leaves finding the leftists I know and asking them "are you happy now" as the world burns down around us.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Go commit some hate crimes (in Minecarft of course )

 

[Crabbed Hams]

Create my own sovereign nation with blackjack and hookers.

And cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Fuck it I'll become a real life Tony Montana.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't get high on your own supply!

 

[Curt Sibling]

Form a vigilante group.

 

[thegooddoctor]

break into mailboxes and rip the stamps off every letter and package I see

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Start a neighborhood watch and look out for my fellow citizens:

Spoiler

Naw, probably kill people and stuff

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Teach asthmatic kids to smoke,

 

[The Spice boi]

I'm going to sell so much crack.

Probably build a sovereign nation from my drug empire and name it Spiceonia. Declare war on North Korea and watch the nukes miss me and nuke everything else

 

[I Love Beef]

Become the Messiah of the End of the Century.

Well that or become Samurai Superman.

 

[Orion Balls]

Take a nap. Then forcefully corner the market on mayonnaise. You want mayo, you come to me...

 

[Bender]

Create my own sovereign nation with blackjack and hookers.

And cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Fuck it I'll become a real life Tony Montana.

I like your style.

 

[Wonderful Id]

Jaywalk like a mother fucker.

Pigs can't stop me now.

 

[Bender]

Jaywalk like a mother fucker.

Pigs can't stop me now.

You sicken me.