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Tikbalang said:
If Chris had a woman to get pregnant with his navy, what are the chances that child will inherent his autism?
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The chances are so high that it would create a vortex turning anyone within a 2,000 mile into a Tomgirl.

Real G said:
found this on reddit, but just wanna post it for lols

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Both Chris and Prince William are the same age, but goddd their lives are 180 different. At Least the balding runs in "Royal" family though.
Why didn't anybody tried to convince Chris's ego and tell him to claim the British throne? He would have brought back prima nocta and change the Church of England into the Church of CWC.
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Yeah, there's just something very off about Chris. He needs to visit a geneticist because he just looks weird even for a transvestite. He makes Ving Rhames in Holiday heart look normal. He makes every Picasso painting look like Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus".
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
The chances are so high that it would create a vortex turning anyone within a 2,000 mile into a Tomgirl.


Yeah, there's just something very off about Chris. He needs to visit a geneticist because he just looks weird even for a transvestite. He makes Ving Rhames in Holiday heart look normal. He makes every Picasso painting look like Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus".
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While I agree, that would be astronomically expensive. Just getting checked for a specific set of cancer-causing variations costs a bundle in the USA. Whatever basic welfare insurance Chris has isn't gonna pay.
 
Naamaleipuri said:
Wonder if Sonichu would be willing to cheat on Rosechu if a hot G-cup bravure model babe a not totally hideous girl came to Chris' house and asked for sex?
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Probably not. It would, after all, be Chris and his sex drive that decided. I suspect that sex these days is entirely in his mind, not even in a quick one off the wrist. Remember how he remained limp and just did not cum in the All Star video. Okay, hardly the most arousing of circumstances, but then recording himself fucking a blow-up doll couldn't have been the height of sexual romance, even to his deluded point of view.

Titty skittles, obesity, and advancing age have pretty much done for his libido, I reckon. He may talk the big game about his rolls in the hay with his imaginary harem, but that is pretty much as far as his sex life goes these days.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Probably not. It would, after all, be Chris and his sex drive that decided. I suspect that sex these days is entirely in his mind, not even in a quick one off the wrist. Remember how he remained limp and just did not cum in the All Star video. Okay, hardly the most arousing of circumstances, but then recording himself fucking a blow-up doll couldn't have been the height of sexual romance, even to his deluded point of view.

Titty skittles, obesity, and advancing age have pretty much done for his libido, I reckon. He may talk the big game about his rolls in the hay with his imaginary harem, but that is pretty much as far as his sex life goes these days.
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Yes he says that. But it's Chris we're talking about. It may just be him trying to assert his transsexuality , while he's quietly in the corner crying, hating himself and fapping.
I know it's Chris, but seriously? Could you stay hard while All Star was playing?
 
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I still think that's very optimistic. Chris is like some dilapidated redneck version of the cliched superannuated Parisian roue: he may still have carnal thoughts, may still even manage to pinch the odd bum-cheek or squeeze the occasional tit, given the opportunity, but further than that I suspect that he'd struggle to get it up now under any circumstances.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
Yes he says that. But it's Chris we're talking about. It may just be him trying to assert his transsexuality , while he's quietly in the corner crying, hating himself and fapping.
I know it's Chris, but seriously? Could you stay hard while All Star was playing?
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It's the only time I can stay hard...
 
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Tikbalang said:
If Chris had a woman to get pregnant with his navy, what are the chances that child will inherent his autism?
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That's the wonder of Christory. I've always thought that myself, and I've come to two conclusions: 1. If Chris' kid does have autism, then more than likely, Chris will raise it the same way Borb raised him. Chris will teach it about the merge and the kid will be screwed, unless its mom takes it away as quick as possible; 2. The kid doesn't have autism and ends up dominating Chris and ends up trolling their own parent. That will be a sight to see.
 
Last night I had a dream that Chris, pretending to be Sonichu, was trying to break in my childhood home. He ran around the house banging on the walls and speaking in an awful Sonic impression until he eventually fucked off. He then called me saying he had a flat tire and he didn't know how to change it. I'm beginning to fear for my sanity.
 
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Spergichu said:
Last night I had a dream that Chris, pretending to be Sonichu, was trying to break in my childhood home. He ran around the house banging on the walls and speaking in an awful Sonic impression until he eventually fucked off. He then called me saying he had a flat tire and he didn't know how to change it. I'm beginning to fear for my sanity.
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At least he wasn't in a string bikini eating a foot long hot dog.
 
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I was thinking to posting this in the What If forum, but if Chris hand long hair, could the boyfriend free girls flock towards him?
 
Hogar Grupal said:
I was thinking to posting this in the What If forum, but if Chris hand long hair, could the boyfriend free girls flock towards him?
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He does have long hair. But it's thin and nasty looking and seaweed colored. Lemme break it down for you: NOTHING will attract women to Chris. Absolutely nothing. Source: XX chromosomes
 
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I haven't checked in on Chris in a while, because he's depressing. All in all it must be around a year/year and a half since I even saw a new picture of him. Holy shit. The flesh looks like it's sliding off his bones. He reminds he of Rocky Dennis, his cheeks are down around his chin. He looks like he's melting.

Does Sonichu count as outsider art? I had a daydream where, in the future, they were showing the comics and medallions in a fancy German gallery.
 
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I haven't checked in on Chris in a while, because he's depressing. All in all it must be around a year/year and a half since I even saw a new picture of him. Holy shit. The flesh looks like it's sliding off his bones. He reminds he of Rocky Dennis, his cheeks are down around his chin. He looks like he's melting.

Does Sonichu count as outsider art? I had a daydream where, in the future, they were showing the comics and medallions in a fancy German gallery.
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Now and then I emerge from the containment pod I normally hibernate in to check on Chris. It's never a positive development. When all this shit started like 14 years ago (oh yeah, it's been that long..) I thought his quirks were funny, even if I thought the shit people put him through was fucked up. Now though even his little peculiarities as a person are just sad as fuck.

Still, it's fascinating. I've seen dumber shit in the Museum Of Modern Art then sonichu, which from a certain perspective you can argue is some sort of fucking postmodern masterpiece. I mean, you'd need to be stoned as fuck, but you could. The wiki is one of the strangest, most absurd, terrifying, things that has ever been created. Like, that marks the point in human history when the internet basically burst into the real world. That's one thing that's really obvious going through that thing: Chris is who he is because of the internet. The internet has been the defining entity in his life. For more than a decade his entire existence has been more or less totally controlled and dominating by juvenile teenagers. Chris chan was the line, that's when reality broke down entirely. He's like a guinea pig that the internet hive mind practiced on before it ruined everybody else's head. You could easily print out pages from that shit and staple them to the wall of a gallery and somebody somewhere would pay money for it (I stand by the opinion that Chris could easily monetize Sonichu if he was less lazy and actually complete commissions)
 
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