Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

White Devil said:
Lowtax going full Richard Spencer out of spite and drug/alcohol induced rage would probably be the funniest thing to happen to SA in 15 years.
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"I WIN! THEY FUCKING LOSE!" he tells himself as he slips into the land of nod after taking ambien and finishing off the last of his boxed wine.
 
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vertexwindi said:
If he's got any brain cells left that weren't fried by Ambien and alcohol, he'll date someone who's never heard of Something Awful.
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That's a tough sell. "Hi, I'm a twice-divorced father of three estranged children and I'm facing at least one criminal complaint for domestic violence as well as a variety of custodial hearings. I have no marketable skills and an evaporating income stream that is entirely reliant on people who hate me not realizing they're still giving me money. My spine is slowly disintegrating and your role as a girlfriend caregiver will consist of unpaid labour as I lay limply on the couch watching kung fu movies and occasionally rouse myself to ogle your feet. My hair is frightening and my pupils are wide and black like the vastness of space."

Without the internet fame, there aren't a lot of entries in the plus column.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
July 4th, another family-prominent holiday for the good ol' U.S. of A, and Rich is hunkering over his phone in bed shitposting on Facebook instead of spending time with his kids. Dad of the fuckin year right here.
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Well he disowned one kid in a huge rant so that makes his "job" as father (aka accidental breeder in Richie's case) that much simpler!
 
Some of his posts from the thread that are interesting, he addresses the accusations in it. Some goon also posted the entire goatse.cx images in the thread, good job.

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plattschwanz said:
Some of his posts from the thread that are interesting, he addresses the accusations in it. Some goon also posted the entire goatse.cx images in the thread, good job.

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Lowtax is too retarded to understand that he's the reason this culture was able to go out of control in his site in the first place, and the only reason he's mad at it is because it's hurting him for once.

He absolutely went all in on Chris Hardwick just a couple of years ago, and that had less evidence than this. He shat all over Tyler Malka when that guy finally got caught. He's not angry that he's being falsely accused, because he knows those accusations are true. He's angry that SA's posters managed to narrowly avoid being quite as spineless as he is and they won't lick his boot or help him dogpile his abused exes anymore.
 
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Vivacious said:
Why doesn't Lowtax post here? It's not like he has anything to lose. And he could dish out some more dirty deets about Logan. I'm sure he has stuff to tell about Megan and Ashli too.
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He probably thinks at this point that posting here is beneath him because he knows the audience here would not be sympathetic at all and he has no real power.
 
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If I could ask Lowtax three questions, I would ask him these. Not as if he would be able to answer accurately but it would be a good look into hiss mindset:
  1. Why he decided to do fuckall for the last ten or so years
  2. Why he has such "bad luck" with women
  3. Why he decided it was a good idea to date Logan
What would you guys ask?
 
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Yeah, Lowtax briefly rediscovering his spine and fixing that fucking gay ass article got him a tiny bit of respect back.
But we all know that even if he wasn't trying to divest himself of the site how this would go: Lowtax would come in, making sweeping ultimatiums, and then vanish back into an Ambien haze while the mods continue their crusade against fun.

Also the Furry Holocaust was/is fucking hilarious. Because there was one weird trick that would let you be a furry and survive unscathed, and that was to NOT POST ABOUT BEING A FURRY. That's it. Don't post your furry yiff art, don't talk about how whatever effects or offends you as a furry, and you survive the cleansing unscathed. It was an amazing containment and removal action what removed a divisive, mentally ill poster population, and did it in a hilarious fashion. A truly excellent long-form troll.

The only thing bad about it is they didn't do a repeat with troons.

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The Patreon is up another $2! Take that gooftroops!
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As was explained to me:
If you get a new card because the old one expired, the patreon charge will initially be declined and then go through once the CC reviews and sees a reoccurring charge. So the bounce is likely these changed cards getting updated.
 
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Frank N Berry said:
Archived.
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Someone asks how Logan’s awful taste infecting the site doesn’t just reflect on Lowtax who gave her that position and power.

Lowtax responds by saying she has no position. (i.e. I fired her!) but totally ignores the actual point that the only reason Logan was at SA and bringing in godawful content was thanks to Lowtax. Nobody would even know her name if it wasn’t for Lowtax shoving the 26 year old he was cheating with down SA’s throat and letting her run amok with his seal of approval.

He also conveniently ignore the fact that plenty of goons don’t even care that much about Logan, but the fact Lowtax has been lying and milking forum charity for years. The we’re giving him $14k a month because of he said he was a broke a cripple needing surgery and had no insurance, but in fact he’s just a pill head that used the money to rent a big house, new car, new cooze and eat expensive FedEx delivered food while high as balls.

Lowtax will ignore every legitimate criticism in favor of posting “I’ve never been found guilty in a court of law of wife beating” fifty times.
 
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Someone asks how Logan’s awful taste infecting the site doesn’t just reflect on Lowtax who gave her that position and power.

Lowtax responds by saying she has no position. (i.e. I fired her!) but totally ignores the actual point that the only reason Logan was at SA and bringing in godawful content was thanks to Lowtax. Nobody would even know her name if it wasn’t for Lowtax shoving the 26 year old he was cheating with down SA’s throat and letting her run amok with his seal of approval.

He also conveniently ignore the fact that plenty of goons don’t even care that much about Logan, but the fact Lowtax has been lying and milking forum charity for years. The we’re giving him $14k a month because of he said he was a broke a cripple needing surgery and had no insurance, but in fact he’s just a pill head that used the money to rent a big house, new car and eat expensive FedEx delivered food while high as balls.

Lowtax will ignore every legitimate criticism in favor of posting “I’ve never been found guilty in a court of law of wife beating” fifty times.
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Pretty much this. They don't care if Lowtax did or did not beat his wives and his recent BPD girlfriend, they care that the lid has finally been ripped off and that they've been getting had for two decades.

I think deep down goons always knew. But its one thing to be getting exploited to keep some guy's kids in private school, and nother so he can order $100 pies while belittling his kids. SomethingAwful isn't close to ending because Lowtax beats women, its close to ending because the truth about everything else can't be hidden anymore.
 
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Lowtax you absolute retard, that dumb recording you posted is entirely composed of abuse, and none of what you said in it is illegal.

The only thing illegal about it is the fact that you recorded it without consent.

You did it, bro. You did it and you'll keep doing it and you'll probably just keep getting away with it, but you did it. You hit women.
 
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