Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
cadavers on a party plate.
You make this so easy for me... Adobe_20200704_180052.jpgAdobe_20200704_180454.png
 
I wonder if anyone mistakenly threw that in the trash while Jack wasn't paying attention, accidentally thinking that they were the unused or unwanted parts.
More like Jack pulled that shit out of the trash to begin with.

As the pair waddle back up to the buffet for thirds.
J: (breathlessly) "Tammy, Tammy, look at that!"
T: "Where?"
J: "That guy, do you see what he just put in there. Do you see all that?"
T: "You mean in the... Trash?" *takes a closer look* "Oh, no Honey, not again. You can't have that."
J: "Whadaya mean? Look at all that meat still on the bones."
T: "I'm sorry, Dear. Don't you remember what happen last time we tried this? How they all reacted?"
J: "B-b-but look how wet the meat is. Just grab it quick. No one will see."
T: "It looks like a chicken/pig mutant abortion, that someone else already regurgitated."
J: "The joose Tammy, the JOOSE. I can see it gooshin' from here.
T: "Yeah, but what if that guy was sick? Now is not a good time."
J: "Image is everything. Truth doesn't matter."
T: "God damn it Jack, COVID-19 is not a hoax. You will die."
J: "Jesus is my face mask."
T: "No."
J: "Yes."
T: "NO!"
J: "GIVEMEFOODS!"
T: "Honey, everyone is looking."
J: (screaming at this point) "TAAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAYYYYY"
T: (desperately trying to deescalate, before they get kicked out like last time) "Fine, but I am not touching it. You can have whatever you can carry back yourself."
Jack struggles greatly to dig out this prized corpse with his one good hand. Five more people had thrown their trash on top of it in the meantime. Tammy breaks down and agrees to hold the plate for her disabled husband.
 
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