The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Mourning Dove]

This sounds ween-like, but I seriously want to liposuction her face. What does her facial structure look like without all the fat on it? Does it look normal? I'm genuinely curious.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Christ, this is depressing. On the plus side, I no longer want dessert.

 

[Totenkopf]

Being this fat should be against the law and the punishment should be the death penalty.

 

[Golly]

This sounds ween-like, but I seriously want to liposuction her face. What does her facial structure look like without all the fat on it? Does it look normal? I'm genuinely curious.

Probably! That's the sad thing- it looks like Tammy has pretty high cheekbones and the potential for a nice facial structure. No idea about the nose though.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Being this fat should be against the law and the punishment should be the death penalty.

But the thing is, it is. Being this fat is so against the laws of nature that people this fat quickly die from health complications.

 

[Stratomsk]

Is there actually anything funny about these people? Literally this entire thread thus far is just speculating on how much forehead fat one of the sisters has or mentioning how depressing their lives are in general.

 

[I AM STRAIGHT!!!!]

Probably! That's the sad thing- it looks like Tammy has pretty high cheekbones and the potential for a nice facial structure. No idea about the nose though.

Considering her forehead and her chin, perhaps her problem is just a retruded maxilla

 

[MerriedManJr]

Considering her forehead and her chin, perhaps her problem is just a retruded maxilla

Legit. Other than the maxilla she has excellent symmetry. Easy 8/10 with enough condom-based surgery. Just LOL at all the betafags who don't understand that aesthetics are more important than weight.

 

[JU 199]

Is there actually anything funny about these people? Literally this entire thread thus far is just speculating on how much forehead fat one of the sisters has or mentioning how depressing their lives are in general.

Yeah, I'm having a hard time seeing lolcow here....

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Is there actually anything funny about these people? Literally this entire thread thus far is just speculating on how much forehead fat one of the sisters has or mentioning how depressing their lives are in general.

Yes.

I swear to God these two are a pair of grotesque cartoon characters come to life.

 

[skeletonfucker]

Ohh my god their voice sounds worse for some reason

 

[AN/ALR56]

I think they passed the line,even if they got help and had surgery,treatment to lose their fat,i think their body would be still ugly and unhealthy due to the years and mechanical stresses of having to support such weight.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Yes.

I swear to God these two are a pair of grotesque cartoon characters come to life.

I thought the chubby bunny challenge was a contest for Playboy's first BBW model.

 

[AtroposHeart]

I think this thread should stay open. I feel like these girls have a lot of lulz potential. Besides the lolcow definition is more of a weird person on the internet these days...as Jumping Dwarf mentioned earlier

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I think this thread should stay open. I feel like these girls have a lot of lulz potential. Besides the lolcow definition is more of a weird person on the internet these days...as Jumping Dwarf mentioned earlier

Nobody talked about closing it. Stratomsk just doesn't find them funny and expressed his opiniom, and that's okay

Although I personally think they're quite hilarious.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

sperging ahead

Spoiler

I'm actually really fucking curious how in the name of christ these people got so fucking fat. Since their mom is a devout Christian, maybe they all sit around watching Christian TV (and ended up like the mom in Binding of Isaac). But seriously their mother's parenting techniques must have been shit and she's obviously extremely lax when it comes to body condition (I mean just fucking look at her). Like what do these people even eat? I remember seeing a video of a one year old who was only fed fried chicken (and started looking like some livestock itself) but these people are in their 20's, thus have had to had kept their eating habits for over two decades. That's fucking impressive. If it's fast food then they don't really have a reason since they don't seem poor (or they have enough money to buy all that shit in their packrat hole of a house). I feel so bad for Tammy (forehead flubber) because it must be so fucking horrible to be trapped like that (can she even open her eyes because of the fat on their face?).
Also I'd love to see these people run. The whole family should record a race between themselves, and the prize should be some cake or something (to give some motivation). Can they even exercise at all? Is there even any going back for them (not if they would do it but is it even possible)?

Judging from the wedding photos and the interiors of their houses, I'd say it's likely they're not rolling in cash, so they are probably eating very cheap, highly processed foods that are ridiculously unhealthy. Everything that isn't fast food probably comes from a can, box, or freezer case, is full of fillers, sodium, and other preservatives, and I would hazard a guess that very little fresh food is consumed in that household, unless the local Piggly Wiggly (or in their case, the Hoggly Woggly OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY THAT WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE) has a deal on greens, and then they probably load them up with ham and salt. Back years ago being poor wouldn't have been a roadblock to eating well because a lot of poor rural people used to raise their own food (my grandparents didn't have money during the depression, but they had gardens and livestock, so they never went hungry), but now? Not so much. It's a shame; having to tend a garden would be good exercise for them.

OMG! That chin! We now have no right to talk about Pixyteri's chin

Dat forehead. I grew up in the south. I live in the south. The south is home to many, MANY large trailer dwelling women. And I have never seen anyone with that fat a forehead. When your forehead sticks out as far as your nose, I'd say there's an issue.

Damn.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Kentucky is not the "Deep South."

South enough, I flunked geography class in 3rd grade. Either way they're south enough to be a walking stereotype.

 

[skeletonfucker]

Found this on reddit somewhere:

lmao

 

[Blueberry]

Did she shit herself in that first video?

 

[Ravenor]

Is it at all possible that they have some medical condition in combination to eating far too much unhealthy stuff, because that level of obesity can't be normal even with a inactive lifestyle unless they never stop eating.